In This Thread, We Post Our "Number"
 

You know, the number of sock puppets you have registered on GC?

I'll start. I admit, I have one.

See, that's pretty easy. Your turn!

Zero.

I admit, I've never had a sockpuppet and I've never participated in sockpuppetry.

Hard to believe, but you can verify it with John if you want. I have no problem telling it like it is (whether it be the truth or ridiculing people...I don't give a shit) under my OTW name.

I have, however, had my name (both real and on GC) parodied on the website that shall not be named.

I admit it. I'm blueangel.

Zero, though I might have registered years before and forgotten the username and/or password. I doubt I posted though. Never cared enough to look.

not sure that i've had a sock puppet perse, but here are my old names:

YoungOne
Billy Optimist
Optimist Prime
Pessimist Null (while on geek boards)

I don't have any "sock puppets" but I did originally register under another name... I lost the password to that username, so I started this one.

Yeah I think that's different from sockpuppetry where you're just hiding your identity, usually for assiness.

Did anyone ever own up to being the grapist?

Yes, the Grapist is my favorite!

All the sockpuppets lately are boring. :(

I liked Jesus H Christ too.

I'm not creative enough to have a sockpuppet.

Yeah, I can satirize, but the wit doesn't last long enough to form a persona... ala Stephen Colbert.

I missed him, I'll have to go look him up.

Me, too! He's been gone a long time. :( Perhaps he forgot his password?

Maybe he'll be back again for his birthday!

Hahahaha, you lot are solid! :P

Two

amaznsensazn86
KEYBOARDCOURAGE

None.

I miss Internet Lawyer!

I was about to say that I missed Internet Lawyer too... :(

srsly?

YOU were the azn? Sweet :p

Oh, I miss Jesus! I wish he would come back!

Two.

Not everyone. That's why I'm often banned but never panned.

http://images.kmart.com/assets/image...0029977511.jpg

...except when I am being baked.

I'm surprised anyone remembered HatchetFace! But yeah that was me, my one and only sockpuppet. ;)

Yes! I would definitely love to see His one thread resurrected (the one where he answered GCers' questions about life and such). ;)

I don't think so. GCers have been begging Him to come back in that one thread I mentioned above, but He just keeps on with the silent treatment. ;)

All Good In the Hood has to be my favorite phrase these days...just thought i'd hijack.

ReclinaLounger. "Come my pet, come have a sit sit"

I was just thinking about this one.

I had another name with a lot of posts, but just decided to go forward with this one.

ohhhhhh man can i siggy that??

Hey, she said NOT to quote! What the hell man?

I get the feeling that some of the Fratty related usernames are reincarnations from a GC past life.

Not that anything's wrong with that...but I just get that feeling.

I have none. Yet.

But he was back for his birthday last year!

This makes me http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Ca...smileyface.jpg

Do you have to adjust the baking settings for cakes in England? Is there an elevation difference?

Ahh...Internet Lawyer appreciates being missed.

Internet Lawyer doesn't have any sockpuppets ;)

I had one, but it was for a serious question, not assiness. I can't even remember the name now.

One.

You mean people really create alternate personalities here? Isn't that a lot of trouble to keep up with?