How likely are you to go postal?
 

LOL! 9%

16% but I had a rough childhood :p

48%

Oooh I hate those bastards at work! :mad:
"Shamika, why do you always come to work five minutes late?"
It's just five fuggin minutes, shut the funk up!

"Shamika, ARE YOU NODDING? Do it again and you will get a pink slip!"
I wouldn't not fall asleep if the work wasn't so damn boring! When I try to entertain myself by listening to some gospel music, people have to bitch about that too.

"Shamika, put your shoes on, you're not at home!"
Hello, this place HAS CARPET. That is the proper thing to do. Yall got it wrong.

"Shamika, stop leaning on the counters!"
When yall don't have seats, then what are we supposed to do?

"Shamika, do not yell at your co-workers in front of the students!"
Whatever. I don't care whose job I'm on, I will NEVER let annnnyone publicly embarrass me. Unless you're Jesus, if you mess with me, I WILL yell at you!

13%-- apparently i am pretty well adjusted!

3% - not bad at all.

The use of gospel music and b*tch in the same sentence is hilarious. :D

Oh.My.God.:D



17%...ok, I guess.

The correct answer is to make a snark that she must be too short to see the sign :D

22%-fair to good I guess.:)

Obviously.:p

26% - don't mess with me! :p

ditto

13%

7% :D

Some of you all must be lying, these are some low ass scores. ;)

Mine----> Somewhere below 50% :o

48%? ;)

Will all the other Stress Puppies please post?
 

:eek:
Your Results: How Likely Are You to Go Postal?
Your results for this quiz have been calculated and are presented below:

You have a 60% chance of going postal!

Ooo, over a 50% chance. That's a bad sign, dude. Better get a hobby. Not hunting. May I suggest needlepoint?

8% here...

24%

79%

And I "cheated" to be more normal.

ETA:
They'll all deserve it when I snap!

Only 13%! Good to know, heh.

23%.

Apparently I am not likely to kill my coworkers.

My boss, on the other hand....... :mad:

Likely Are You to Go Postal?
Your results for this quiz have been calculated and are presented below:

You have a 50% chance of going postal!

The chances of a killing spree in your future are pretty low. But discuss any problems you have with a therapist. Or your local barman. Talking about your feelings is very important... well, and emmasculating, but let's not talk about that


Ok... and I thought I had mellowed out recently.... guess not....:confused:

22%

Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head ;)

26%

Congrats! You're not going to shoot up a strip mall anytime soon. You're so well-adjusted, it's creepy.

12%

you know I thought I would be crazier then that but 12% is ok :D

You have a 2% chance of going postal!


Congrats! You're not going to shoot up a strip mall anytime soon. You're so well-adjusted, it's creepy.

19%

19%. Not bad.

12%. Who knew I was so sane? I didn't ... :rolleyes:

49% and my therapist is Dr. Tequilla.

49% Say hello to my little friend!!!