Text Message Sex??
 

The other night I am at fairly nice sit down dinner event and a rather large women was sitting next to me. During dinner she pulls out her cell phone and starts text messaging. I thought it was a little inappropriate considering there was a guest speaker and she was there representing her organization but I digress. She places her phone on the table next to me so I could totally see everything she was texting and she types:

"Are you at my house tonight? Is your d*ck in your hand thinking of me?"

Now I just about died laughing...talk about messed up!! If you type something like that at least be discrete about it! So it got me thinking....is there such a thing as text msg sex?? I mean we got cybersex...is this the next frontier?? Does anyone else write nasty text messages like?

Just imagine how long the conversation would be due to the slow typing on a phone vs typing on a regular computer.

holy fucking crap

To echo my pledge brother, holy crap.

I threw up two times today. Once because of the bra thread and once because of this thread. Really people, let's keep going.

-Rudey

I'm all for flirty text msgs..but it should stop there. Full on setences with adjectives and adverbs are a bit much...even with the word hints most phones give you when texting.

to quote a great gc'er..... fo' serious?

But that's why God gave us the Treo and the Blackberry.

I'm sorry Buttonz...I have to ask...does your cell phone ring or vibrate???

hahahaha I got a good laugh on the way to work this morning. They were talking about text sex on the radio, odd enough!

I was so excited that you had posted in this thread, but this post is a total let down :( . . . c'mon phildo, dish some dirt for us! :)

The only time I've ever texted something dirty was when my friend needed some cheering up. My best friends write some of the best, most disgusting sexual poetry (as jokes of course) so one of my friends sent him a text with that. We actually read some of that poetry on karaoke nights at our bar. (kinda like a Cheers sorta thing... we know the owner, bartenders, deejay... all friends with them)

i just had text message sex with my text message booty call.

what? as if you guys don't have text message booty calls?

Was it buttonz? Because shes the only other person on here that says she dirty texts.

-Rudey

Dirty Texting can be fabulous when involved in a long distance relationship.... but seriously to leave your phone where it can be read with a message like that on it...... :rolleyes: Discretion is KEY. :D

yes it was with BUttonz. That girl can text super duper fast.

One handed or two??:p

3 handed!

How drunk are you?

See, here's where this issue gets sticky for me. Just becuase the woman put her phone down on the table, the original poster didn't have to look at her screen, did he?

Yes?

This thread has me as creeped out as I was when I first heard about furries and cosplay.

Would you like to, y'know, do it? Via SMS?

-RC
--Only .10c per message, meaning you can get off for just over $25! Let's bang T9 style!

there was a furry convention in Pittsburgh late last week. It took place 1 block from my building. Thank god I wasn't in town. But then again, to see those people walking around...

It's never seemed like a good idea to me to send anything dirty, or even of any kind of sensitive nature, over text message - because it is just so easy to missend the stupid things! Which is no big thing if you're texting "where do want to meet for lunch?", but could be potentially more horrible if you're texting "where do you want do meet for sex?" :rolleyes:

I saw a guy in a polar bear suit in One Oxford yesterday. I don't know if he was a furry leftover or working for one of the stores.

I just had to look up cosplay. I think it might be more upsetting than furries, then again that's probably because I really don't like anything anime.

What's a furry?

-Rudey
--Someone please erase this thread

Furries are people who get off wearing mascot costumes. MTV did a News Doc. on them once.

What if you sent a text to someone and one of their friends or their mom or someone else, besides them, read it? Talk about mortifying. I don't think I could ever have text message sex, it seems pretty pointless to me but I also think phone sex is stupid, so who knows?

uuh dont tell me you wouldnt have looked either if it had been right in your face!

Real sex is the best! Put your girlfriend to the test!

Seriously, text message sex?

I realize some people might have to pay to get the play but it's going to be worth it. Don't resort to lame text message sex.

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