Two Questions
 

New Game people - answer above 2 questions, ask 2 new questions...I'll start

1- What's more of a turn on, a person of the opposite sex who's ready for a wonderful night on the town, or just out of the shower?

2- If you were going to sing during karaoke, which song(s) would you do?

1. Night on Town --shower just too obviious

2. Tainted love, or that one by bloodhound gang "the roof is on fire"


my questions

1. Do you prefer fried or grilled chicken on your salad?

2. What job would you want besideds your own?

Re: Two Questions
 

That's disgusting and perverted. I think the only person who asks that probably watches tapes on "Masterbation" and discusses sending "Boudoir"/nudie pictures on the internet.

-Rudey

Its amazing I get paid at all....

1- grilled

2- professional poolside lounge junkie

New Questions:

1- If you could be the author of any book already written which would you pick?

2- If you could the opposite sex for a day what would you do?

1- Bernstein bears, double dare

2- bisexual, blame it on the alcohol. grope girls, hell, do lesbian things with girls




1- How long does it take to brush your teeth

2- Do your parents know you're gay?

1 - The Bible. Just so I could be like, "oh, best seller coming through, thanks!"

2 - Pee standing up, sleep around and not get called a slut, slap a guy on the ass while playing sports, reach things on high shelves.

New Questions:

1 - If you were a soda, what type would you be, and why?

2 - If you had any superpower, what would it be?

1. Cream Sod because I enjoy it
2. the power to teleport or orb myself anywhere at anytime so I could sleep longer and never have to worry about being late for work

1. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
2. Who would play you in a movie about your life?

1. Defying Gravity from Wicked
2. Michelle Williams


1. If you could be a cookie, what kind of cookie would you be?

2. If you woke up tomorrow and were invisible, what would be the first thing that you would do?

1. Oatmeal raisin
2. Steal some money for rent. :p

1. If you were a condiment, which one would you be?
2. If you were sent in exile to an island and had to pick a companion: either a pet or a human, which one would you pick?

enigma_AKA

I thought about saying the same thing! I mean.. your name is on the BIBLE. It's everywhere. The Gideons would be running around to all of the hotels putting in books with YOUR name on it. How cool is that?

1. Ranch Dressing - Because I'm all American
2. hmm...human i guess. A woman.

new questions:

1. If you were an astronaut, which planent would you go to first?

2. If you were named for a city, which city would you be named for?

1. Jupiter
2. Pittsburgh - no, not really




1. If you could be any age forever, how old would you be?
2. If you could have lunch with 1 person who didn't speak English, who would it be?

30-old enought o know better, but young enough to enjoy it

leonardo da vinci-i would ask him about the secret codes

if you changed your eye color, what color would you choose?

if you had one last meal, what would it be?

i would change them to green (i guess an olive color?)

last meal: hmm... off the top of my head, lasagna with caesar salad, and strawberry cheesecake ice cream for dessert.

1. do you give panhandlers money?

2. do you bathe your body in a particular order?

1. I prefer to give them food if I have any. Like on the way to school I'll give them a granola bar or something.

2. Head, shoulders, knees, toes (and everything that falls in between) in that order



1. If you could only live in one place for the rest of your life, and never leave it, where would you want to live?

2. If you could be a professional athlete, which sport would you want to play?

Portland, Maine

Figure Skating (does that count??)


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What is your price-is-no-object dream car?

If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?

Of course it counts! It's in the Olympics - heck, even curling is in the Olmpics. :p (Waits for a curler to come in and tell me how athletic the sport of curling is)

Since ShaedyKD didn't answer...;)

BMW 5 series
Pipi Longstocking

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What is your lucky number?

What was your favorite childhood toy?

any odd number.

I had a Cher doll with the wardrobe carrying case.

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whose physique do you most admire (male and female)?

if you had a two week vacation right now, where would you go?

1- mine

2- anywhere but here

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1- If you converted to any other religion but your own what would you pick?

2- You were just given a huge inheritance and was told you could only use to buy a professional sporting team, which team would you buy?

1. Islam
2. The Chicago Fire
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1. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
2. Would you rather be deaf or blind?

jamaican rice and peas

deaf (IF I had to choose)

- if you had the chance to meet your favorite author, who would it be and what book would you have that author autograph?

- if you came into a large sum of money where you would never have to work, would you volunteer and what type of volunteer work would you choose?

1. Unfortunately, she just passed away in February, but I would have asked poet Barbara Guest to sign Forces of Imagination: Writing on Writing .

2. I would use my riches to start a retreat center where kids and adults could come to take classes in the arts, as well as get tutoring in literacy, communications, etc. And yes, I would volunteer my time there.

MY QUESTIONS:
1. What's your favorite childhood memory?
2. What do you wish you could be doing at this very moment?

1) favorite childhood memory would have to be Girl Scout camp...I spent a couple weeks every year at camp Redwing in PA, and it was seriously my slice of heaven.
2) Umm...I'd like to be in Glasgow, walking the West Highland Way and going swimming in the loughs.

Mine:
1) If you could go to any university (money not an object), where would you go?
2) If you had no motorized transportation, how would you get to work?

1. I'd want to go to Yale.

2. I'd ask someone else with motorized transportation to take me.

Mine:

1. If you could have a lifetime supply of food from any restaurant, which one would it be?

2. If you could trade hair with any celebrity, who would you choose?

a lifetime supply, as I said before, of stewed chicken, rice and peas from my favorite jamaican restaurant.

when lauren hill had those beautiful dreadlocks... maybe I would sport those for a day.

- if you had the chance to be in a different ethnic group for maybe three days, which one would you explore?

- how do you unwind after work?

i think i could learn the most by being african-american.

lay on the couch and watch television for a few hours, drinking a soda



What one event in your life has led you towards or astray from God?

Have you ever given up something you desired because it wasn't good for you?

Astray-realizing that the current interpretations of the Bible may not all be true.

Yes-cheese-lactose intolerance :o

What year of high school would you never want to repeat?

What do you steal the most from your job?

sophomore year: uneventful by all accounts.
beer: sorta. they comp my tab because i play at the bar, but the bartenders and i are supposed to keep track of how many beers and food i ordered for the book.

does Gnarls Barkley's song "Crazy" make you wanna dance or throw up?

what tv show or movie have you watched that you'd be embarassed to admit?

dance(i like the song)

most extreme elimination challenge

what news program do you watch the most?


what is your favorite holiday?

Today Show (sad)

July 4th

From the would you rather style of questions:
Would you rather have an incredibly moist (and stinky) left foot or trail paprika everywhere you go?

Would you rather staple coldcuts to your cheek or run naked through a kindergarden playground?

Left foot and naked for sure!


Do you want to go to virgin music festival?

How much is too much TV time?

Not really.

More than maybe 2 hours a day. I try to limit myself to one or two shows a day.

My 2 question:

*What's your favorite snack food?
*What song is stuck in your head right now?

cookies, right now specifically Golden Oreos

Power by M.O.P.

Would you rather burn to death or drown?
If you were scheduled to die later today, what would your last meal be?

what kind of hella questions are these, lol?

neither. hopefully by natural causes.

any type of jamaican food with coconut cream pie for dessert.


* under whose tutelage would you love to be under, past or present?

* which t.v. show have you seen thousands of times yet you can't get enough?

Jesus. maybe i can get some answers, or at the very least, undiluted truth, and the ability to turn water into beer.

Family Guy.



chicken or fish?

does it give you pause when you're in a bathroom with someone else and you see them leave without washing their hands?

chicken

OMG, YES!!! I'm kind of a germaphobe, so seeing people leave the bathroom without washing their hands drives me crazy!!! Totally grosses me out!!!


If you were forced to speak with an accent for the rest of your life, what accent would you pick?

Would you rather date someone who's a senior in high school (just turned 18) or a senior citizen (just turned 65)?

probably one the romantic languages, such as spanish.

senior citizen.

* what is your favorite genre of music and your favorite artist of that type?

* If you could be a boss, which type of boss would you be? dictatorial or extremely laid back?

Rock n roll (especially 80's hair bands) - Bon Jovi

I would try to be somewhat in the middle...approachable yet firm.


Is there one person from your past that you would trade it all to be with?

What is your worst vice that you refuse to give up?

absolutely not.

caffeine.

would you be willing to relocate if your job required it?

where would you choose to relocate to, if you were given a choice?