While in da club...
 

Talking on a cell phone!
1) you can't hear anything. Even if you have bionic ears.
2) They can't hear you either.
3) Everyone around you gets to hear you say the same thing over and over again !

I hate it when a chick trys to drink gob. You know when she slides up next to you and says, "Hey you look good this evening...[cough, cough] woo! I'm thirsty (fake smile appears)."

My response: "I'm sorry. People mistake me for the bartender all the time. Were actually good friends. The bar's that way (pointing her to the bar)."

When sweaty people brush up against you. Ewww! They need to hand out towels like at the gym.

Also, when there is a ton (like 5 ft) of space btwn you and the next person, and they still bump into you while they're dancing.

Heck yeah! I hate that!!!

Usually when I do the "I'm so thirsty" thing, it works :D

:mad:

Girls who try to flirt with me when their boyfriends go to the bar or bathroom.

Sweaty people rubbin on me...EWW! :mad:

Girls who are tipsy and spill their drinks on people:mad:

Dudes who can't take NO! as an answer :mad:

When 16 year old kids, still in braces with fake IDs, laugh at you and say you can't dance. :rolleyes:

Those lines of creepy guys against the wall, staring a hole through you.

I have not gone to a club in a while. The novelty of going to clubs has worn off a lot. Just give me a lively bar or house party instead. :)

I dont club anymore, but....

***rocking in my rocking chair knitting a sweater***

...Back in da day, I used to tear da club up. Yes in deedy.

What I used to hate was when guys would touch my butt
Stand close to me staring at me licking their lips
be funky trying to talk to me
When the chick who thought she was all of that would get mad when they guy she was eyeing came and tried to holla

Lord has delivered me from all of my old hoochie-momma-ways
:) :)

most recently, a few fights happen or are about to happen and the DJ decides to play Lil Jon.

1. I hate when someone bumps up against you with a cigarette, or blows smoke in your face.

2. I also hate when a girl sends her gilrfriend to talk to you for her (women do it too-and they are usually unattractive)!

3. I hate bad bartenders.

I HATE WHEN:

1. A guy pulls my hair as I'm walking by, saying it's not really mine :mad:

2. Guys touch my butt or breasts, then get mad when I tell them not to do it anymore:mad:

3. People who can't handle their liquor decide to lean all up against you like they know you

Oh yeah, I always just try to stand close to the bar when I want someone to buy me a drink. Usually works. ;) Sometimes I just ask a guy who's buying himself a drink to buy me one. Works a lot too!;)

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...l/b9fbedf9.gif <=marquise @ da club
http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/image...thcriminal.gif <=KAPPAtivating @ da club

@teena,
where did you get those "smileys"...that MJ is bad!

I forgot where I got them, but I posted all the cool ones I found Here

Teena and Perfect Verse's response------>http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/250.gif

I hate it when dudes just start dancing with me without asking first.

It's usually some FUBR looking guy that knows I would turn him down if he'd ask, so he just creeps up behind me and starts rubbing his lil vienna sausage-sized pecker on my booty.

I just completely stop dancing and tell him to back up off me!

:mad:


Oh yeah, the drink thing works well for me too. I've rarely had to buy myself a drink in the club.

You're not the only one sitting in the rocking chair knitting, lol. This thread is making me feel old as hayle! LOL

Wow what kind of clubs do you go to???:confused:

I'm noticing a trend. Do women go to the club empty pursed with the intention of getting men to buy them drinks??? I guess so and that must be why they be acting so thirsty. LITERALLY!!! They be like:

“[Cough] I’m thirsty. So how are you doing tonight?”
“I’m cool.”:cool:
“Yeah cool as that drink you’re holding.”
“Hmmm.”
“What is it?”
“Call-a-cab.”
“Oh…looks nice. Wish I had one.”
“[Pretending not to hear her] So you enjoying yourself tonight?”
“No. I’m thirsty [She’s getting mad]”
“Well the bar has a two for one specials tonight.”
“Really? [Fake smile appears]”
“Yeah so go get yourself something to drink. I’ll still be here.”
[She rolls her eyes :rolleyes: ]
“What??? You thought I was gonna buy you one. [Pulls out my degree]. I graduated from PerfectVerse06 and lil_sunshine University of Ghetto Pimpology. You can’t get a sammich out me, let alone a $10 drink. K.I.M.!!!”

Same clubs as everyone else. That used to happen to me a lot and my hair wasn't even that long. And guys seriously don't see the problem with pulling my hair, like it's just normal to them. I've gotten into plenty of arguements at clubs...I bet if they had random ugly chicks rubbing their heads, front and back sides as they walk by they would stop doing all that stupid stuff.

I have random ugly chicks rubbing me all the time, but I mug'm real hard and they get the point.

Get 'em Ike

LMAO! I wish I could do that. For some reason when I go out guys think I'm playing when I say "Get away from me" or "I don't want to talk/dance with you." Seriously. I think it's b/c I look young and they think I'm stupid. I don't know how many times I've said no and they stand there and say "Why not?" I just stand there like :confused: I told you I don't want to be around you and you're still standing in my face :o I remember distinctly when I went out last October b/c my friends were in town. This dude kept bothering me, I was walking away, telling him no, everything I could think of. Then, I come back to see him asking my friends why I wouldn't talk to him:o I swear I attract losers:( Another time, I almost got into a fight with this enormously sized dude at the club...long story lol...

I don't know about y'all, but it annoys me when we as greeks think it's cool to stroll or partywalk in the club. That's not why I paid to get in here and I'm sure no one else paid to be pushed out of the way and have their bump and grind interupted by a line of sweaty dudes.

Let the choir and the church say
**all together**

AMEN!!!

ETA

I meant to say chuch

clubbin
 

well, as for me we really dont hit the clubs too much anymore, in ATL the big thing now is hittin bars and happy hours...its a lot less jam packed and sweaty and you dont get that sweaty+smoke+sex smell that you get when you leave "THE BOUNCE" or one of those crazy clubs. You can actually stand and talk to people.

But when I was younger one thing I used to not understand is why girls sometimes will go out in groups and all dance with themselves, isolated and wont want to dance with any men. I understand sometimes you just want to have fun with your friends, but whats the point in going out if you have no desire to meet new people?

I never leave home without my cash monies.

In case of emergency, I always carry enough cash for a cab ride home or if anything else comes up.

I don't DEPEND on men to buy me drinks, but since he's offering...who am I to turn him down. As long as I follow him to the bar and stand beside him and watch him and the bartender with my sinful beverage, it's cool.

But he BET NOT think that just because he bought me a drink that means I'm all his. Negro, you are like a styrofoam cup- disposable!

So I have question, are these dudes that you are generally attracted to, or is it any dude that offers to buy you a drink? But if you're saying, "OOOhhh, I sure am thirsty." Is that dude offering or is he being coaxed. I am curious to hear the women's perspective!:D

Well for me, it's anyone I see who is buying a drink at the bar. No attraction is necessary. :D I don't go to the club empty handed, but I usually wait a little while to see if anyone is gonna offer me a drink. If it doesn't happen, then I just go get one myself.

Sometimes you have to coax on the sly. Example: If you see a guy buy a drink, say "Hey, what is the name of that drink?" or "OOh, that looks quite tasty!" But the trick is you have to look really interested. Maaaan, you'd be surprised how many dudes fall for that stuff! ;) I miss my clubbin days.

Ugh, I NEVER come out and ask for a drink. Just not the type of person that I am.

So I can't imagine telling some random dude, "Oooooh, my throat is SO parched. What ever will I do???" *bats eyelashes and blushes*

I don't like leading guys on that have no chance in getting anywhere with me, because it's wrong to deceive someone in that manner. Plus, the dudes who are sub par tend to be the very annoying and possessive ones and I'm not trying to deal with that when I go out.

BUT, if a decent guy offers me a drink, I'd take it. Usually the drink leads to talking and the talking leads to me finding out pertinent information LIKE "Well, I have 4839572972 kids" or "I'm separated from my wife right now". THAT information causes me to exit, stage left!

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1. Cigarette smoke
2. Nasty boys
3. Too much noise

The only time I see Greeks strolling at a club is when it's a Greek-sponsored party or university party.

I feel ya, PV06, what cha' sippin' on tonight..my treat:D

when you have a nice quick conversation with a guy and they try to monopolize your time all night and you can't ditch 'em. I hate that shi$!

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Then what are you doing in clubs, lol? Loud music is a given. That's one of the reasons why I prefer bars now. There's usually music there too, but it doesn't nearly bust out your eardrums like club music does.

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I'm not a clubbing type chick. The reasons I stated were reasons that I don't go. lol

Being a Neo I'm usually in tha Klub with my Dean and I hate when dudes look at us for not wearing white tees and gold grillz....All I got to say is....It's the Brothersssss, u Know, the NUPES...lol