Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...
 

Things you would say if you wouldn't get arrested, shot, fired, or prosecuted!!!

2 My Co-worker: No, trick I don't have time on my break to drive you to the bank. Why don't you call that pretend husband of yours, that you claim to have, but don't have a ring or picture to prove he exists. Oh and I saw you drinking out of my coffe cup and licking the rim, do it again, I dare you...:mad:

2 da cleaning lady: Look if you steal my change one more time I'm gonna report your @$$ to the INS and tell them about your son stealing my neighbor's lawnmower. :mad:

2 da drive through guy: Ni99a! I know you dropped out of middle school cause ya baby-mama dropped her third child and WIC said you had to work in order to stay in the house. But can a negro please get the right sauce for my nuggets and a straw for my drink and I swear-2-gawd if you have me pull over to the curb and wait 15 mins for a 4 item order, I'm gonna reach through dat window and knock da $hit out of you. :mad:

I'm sensing hostility. Is there something you would like to share with the group?;)

2 AlphaFrog: Daymn I'm tired of you being on my john. If you didn't post-stalk everyone I would feel singled out, but you do it to everyone so...

Much luv!!!!:D

Too bad the last time I posted that had anything to do with you was 4/12/06. That's hardly post-stalking. :p :p

So what kind of stalking is it when you know the date of the last incident?

It's called the SEARCH FUNCTION.

co workers: If you are that miserable, please quit, get medication or my favorite,..try Jesus. There is something wrong with you that you are so unhappy that you want everyone to suffer with you. especially, you, who won't speak to me or anyone I associate with but speak to all the countercultures.....i don't know you!

immigrants: I understand you want to come to America. I admire your drive and determination. However, if you want my benefits that i pay for, please learn english and become a citizen. when you pay in, you can have all the entitlements of citizenship.

black people: we are killing ourselves with our lack of want. we want material items but nothing of true value and wealth. we are going to pimp ourselves out of voting rights next year, our children out of school...especially our males. without males, a race cannot survive. please wake up and help me in the fight!

my major professor: let me karate chop you in your voice box for your comments on my thesis defense. if I was doing that bad a job, you could have told me. It doesn't matter because praise God I passed IN SPITE of you not because.

that felt good...thanks Marquise

CO-SIGN, especially on the learn english part.

If you care to cuss me out, please do it in english. I don't want to be told by another immigrant to go fack myself.

Other things immigrants need to learn: pay your taxes, go with the flow, garlic is not a cologne, and for crying out loud, left lane fast, right lane slow.

Enjoy your citizenship here in America (or, good luck on your citizenship process).

ETA: because fo the significance of today, I had to throw this in:

If you are a Latino TV news anchorman, congratulations on your acheivement and I wish you nothing but the best in your career in television journalism.

Having said that, please don't try to sound like Che Guevarra (sp?) hitting on Eva Peron at a Cinco de Mayo dance when it comes to saying the words "Costa Rica".

:D :D :D

Letting off some more steam!

2 the fool who T-boned my car: I don't hate you, but if you caught fire in front of me, I wouldn't piss or spit on you.

2 my Chiropractor: I know that I'm healthy, but you insist on making come in 3 times a week so you can put ice on me and charge me $289 just for it. Since I work for the govt. Why don't I make you come in three times a week to be audited even though I know you're Jewish and Jewish accountants are the best.

2 the waitress today at the restaurant: I don't give a F$%k what suburb you came from, but don't you ever in your hillbilly, corn-fed, drinking-hooch-out-a-mayonnaise-jar, inbreeding, boney, caucasian life presume to tell me and my friends, "It's ok you can be ghetto today, it's slow and no one's here."

Been waiting for this:

Assistant Principal: The simple fact that you gave me a poor evaluation pisses me the fvck off! First, I hardly ever work with you...so like T.I. said, "You don't know me!" What about all those times your were scared to talk to those parents from the projects and you asked me to explain to them that their child wasn't going to graduate! You don't know it, but I sent one of 'em up to your @ss today. I pumped her up too, so I know you got cussed out. GOOD! You know you were wrong, because you haven't been able to look or speak to me for two weeks! By the way, I been wanting to tell you that you look more like a man than your husband! I know you heard the word that he was hittin' the gay janitor in the evenings at school! You might need to check up on it!

to the punk a$$ nugs that join frats: you ain't hard b/c you chose to start/talk $#it at a party where your frat outnumbers others 5 to 1. if you were as hard as you think you are it would be you verses the one you got beef with not your org verses another org.

the thugs and thug wannabes that hate greeks so they go to greek parties: forget about the greeks you hate and notice the women. they come in droves dressed flawless and looking for a good time. all they want is someone to talk to/kick it with/ dance with/ complimented etc and they get tired of being overlooked by ya'll b/c ya'll to busy gettin into fights and ending the party early.

rappers: cars depreciate, getting a HO is not an accomplishment-that's why theyre called a Ho, be original- Bitin' used to be the ultimate insult in HipHop. now it is cool if you borrow lyrics as long rappers cite the sources WTF.


NBA- build a real minor league or at least a better source of talent. There is no star power b/c we got no names coming into the league that we are supposed to automatically grab on to. ie. Kwame Brown, and that guy Dwight Howard for the Orlando Magic. Jordan, Magic and Bird were stars before they entered the draft. I know nobody goes to college anymore but change something. I was not excited about Telfair, Smoosh etc. and I can not name one team or player in the NBDL.

that is all I got right now, but I'll be back

LOL. :D

Dufus (better known as my cousin's baby-daddy):
What purpose do you really serve? You live six hours away, and you always manage to show up in town when something is going on! Dude, you are lame! You don't work, you don't go to school and the only good thing you have to show in your life is my cousin's daughter! But like I told your sorry @ss, you could at least by a pamper, some juice, a birthday gift, or Christmas gift. How you gonna show up at your daughter's birthday party with NO GIFT! You didn't even have any money to pay for the party. CHUCK E. ain't cheap! But you STILL wrapped your lazy @ss lips around some pizza! You better be glad my aunt wouldn't let me charge your @ss per slice! And then you acted surprised when she and the kids came over to the house and I wouldn't let you come in! I told you before, you are not welcome in my house! Get a job and a life!

Mrs X- You apparently have some untreated form of ADHD. You keep disregarding my policies about support. You really tried me this past Friday. I am CERTAIN that I can assist you with your problemhttp://www.smileys.ws/smls/angry/00000046.gif

My Sibling- You are older than me. I have never had the joy of being able to look to you for support. It has always been the other way around. You are waaaaaay to old to be working in FAST FOOD :eek:. If I thought Mama would let me, I would take out a full page ad in the newspaper saying nothing but Get.your.act.together.

To marquise 1911, DO NOT DRINK AND POST!!!!:o


:D

ETA:


To GC'er X. I think you are an alias -and people with aliases suck.

that is some T.R.I.F.L.I.N. mess right there. LMAO at the "hooch out a mayonnaise jar"

you shouldve gotten her fired. im getting really of white ppl and their slick a$$ comments.

Heffa, I KNOW that you IS talking about me! I aiiiiiiiin't got no alias mo than anyone else. Don't hate me because you ain't me. Get on somewhere with that mess.

Come out and say it. Don't be skurred! I knows you is skurred, don't deny it!

*jerks at teena*

*teena jumps*

HA! I thought so!

Shampookpook J,

WHAT!?!?!?!

**lifts my right hand to smack Shambiggiesmalls 5**
**doesnt want TO get none of her crazy on my hands**
**puts hands down at sides and walks aways slowly, watching my back**

GET OUTTA HERE!!!:o :D :o :D

Frat you are in trouble with my mama, cause you just killed her son!!!

*** Marquise drops dead in his office and his body goes undiscovered for weeks***

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2 Da ni99a @ the club on Sat: Boy I wish you would. How in da hell do you think it makes you more of a thug to punch a chick. I wish you would come try me. So what if she ain't wanna talk to you. I bet you're mad cuz the last chick you messed with told you that she didn't feel it when you were given it to her ya hardest. So now you walk around calling women b%4chs and hitting them because it makes you feel like a man. If the security guards ain't grab you first, me and my frats would have stomped a whole in ya monkey @$$. I hope and pray I see you on the streets...

2 da bill collectors: I'm gonna need y'all to realize that I was only 16 and a victim of identity theft. No I'm not gonna pay you for something I didn't do. No I'm not scared of your threats. Please contact my lawyer and not me. And Kimberly Arrison from Bradington, FL, I wish a chick would leave one more message on my phone pretendong to be an old friend...I'll show you how friendly I am...

:mad:... Deep breath...:D

:( :o

Shamrock T

I'm tired of being called a heffa, especially by you.

I am calling you OUT!
Lets fight!

TLC match -> tables, ladders and chairs.
:o









:D

I love a good girl fight!:D

I HATE when they do that!!!!! LMAO! They swear they're being slick! GTHOOHWTBS!!

I love it when people type an entire sentence like this and I can still understand it!;)

You know. She was like... "Hi Marquise this is Kimberly, I've been trying to get a hold of you it's been a while since I've heard from you. If you would give me a call between the hours of 8am-5pm at...."

By then I'm like, "B%tch! Got me thinkin' one of my ex's done tracked me down." Besides none of my friends give me time periods to call them, especially working hours.

They really kill me when somebody named 'Shaniqua' or 'Tawana' calls, like that's gonna make a dayum difference! I know if somebody 'hood' is calling me they're sure not calling me from an 866 number!

Here I go.......
 

Re: Here I go.......
 

DAYMN!!:eek:

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Re: Re: Here I go.......
 

It had to be said, so I apologize now if I disrespected your forum.

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No, this thread is for that! You're right. It needed to be said.

Re: Here I go.......
 

Oooooooh WEE!!!

This post deserves a sammich, chips, and a tall glass of red Kool-Aid!

Tell 'em why you mad!

:o

Re: Re: Here I go.......
 

Thanks for the sammich, Kool-Aid and chips. :D I'mma need it after opening a can of whoop azz on this girl.

But the reason I'm mad is that her son hits, punches and spits on me EVERY DAYUM DAY, and that $h!t does NOT tickle. That is NOT something I'm willing to tolerate, especially when he hits me in the face. So since said stank wench doesn't want anyone putting their hands on her chile, she can either expect an azz whooping with mine pimp stick or I can totally ignore his presence, which doesn't work for the first few minutes he hits and spits on me. I'm so proud of myself that I haven't gone and thrown this chile against a wall or something. I, being very heavy-handed, choose to ignore him and not hit him. I know I'd do him some SERIOUS bodily harm.

My mother says that this is just a phase he's going through, but how long is this phase gonna last? He doesn't do this to my mother or his mother, but he does it to me. Go figure. :rolleyes:

I agree with Bernie Mac - If he is grown enough to hit you he grown enough to get hit back (Kings of Comedy, not verbatim but you get my drift).

Kick Momma's Azz

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Yeah, you need to have a lil talk with your sister, and if talking doesn't work there's always http://www.websitegoodies.com/smilie...ghting0078.gif and http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-...3/beatdown.gif.

dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

I feel ya sunshine. I work at a high school, and I tell the kids all the time---"If ya hit me on purpose or by accident please know that I will straight up FIGHT a kid." I don't give a dayum! I don't play wit kids like that. Phase my @ss!

Re: Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You know how long I haven't heard dat word. Frat you are straight hood.:D

***what ni99a, you want some? Come phase my @$$ then, b%$ch! Come do it!!***

Re: Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

Can we get a definition please? For those who don't know...