Tom Cruise announces he is dating Kanye West
 

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http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/up...aneyandtom.jpg
You can tell they love each other's sunglasses.

-Rudey
--I think it's Kanye's mom's fault

I always knew they were gay.

LMAO

And dammit @ Kanye's bandanna

Dear Tom,

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN!!!!!!! Don't you have a fiancee and baby to tend to??:mad: :mad:

Signed,
JB13;)

ETA: Soror, at least the bandanna is crimson and cream!;)

^^I was waiting for you to see this soror!! :D

LLLLLLLLLLMAO @ the title of the thread. :D

Kanye looks a fugging mess. MESS. :( :( :(

I don't know...looks a little brokeback to me.

Kanye, I wish I knew how to quit you! :p

It looks like a bib for Bloods to me.

What you know about that, Shawty?:p

Tom is going to touch the sky. (But he'll need a stepladder because he's so short.)

You hush, CT4, lol.

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Oh I didn't see this! Well, yes, that's true, lol.:D

Very

Your mouth's telling me nooooo but your body's telling me yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss. :o :p

Is that a Gucci shirt hes wearing?? If so I have no words...


ETA: Isnt Kayne Suri's godfather or something to that effect? Maybe that was Tom's way of having reasons to have Kayne over all the time.

Yes. Also please notice the Gucci cell holder or wallet or whatever that is on his hip.

ROFL!!! I missed that...it almost looks like LV but too small to tell...wtf is that??? The new age fanny pack?

I found more pics, different outfit but still with a dayum bandanna.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6...ances/trl2.jpg

DAMMIT @ new age fanny pack!!! LMAAAAAAAAAAAAO!!!!!

Guess it's not Gucci either
 

It looks like a bandanna invasion.

Damn a shirt with sunglasses on them even more brokeback....

Is Kanye CO$?

Last I heard Cruise was on a recruiting mission.

Come on now, it's not "Xenu Walks"

What's a CO$?

-Rudey

Oooh now I get it. I thought it was short for Bill Cosby, LOL.:o

Church of Scientology.

Church of Scientology.

Church of $cientology. (ETA: Altogether now, Church of Scientology.)

I swear, Rudey, that picture creeps me out even more than the usual picture of Tom "Mr. Clean" Cruise.

BANG

Tom Cruise used to be so hot and now he is just CREEEEEEEEPY!

Look at their hands people. Look at their grins. The way they're touching each other's hands is not normal.

Either Kanye is holding Tom's thumb or Tom is doing that thing where you kiss a girl's hand to Kanye. Just look at that. You can't explain that any other way.

-Rudey

They are certainly staring longingly into each other's eyes.

He and Michael need to start a club. Michael is not just a client but the president too.

Tom: Was last night as good for you as it was for me?
Kanye: Yes, Big Daddy. Yeeeee haaaaaaaa
Tom: You big silly. :D

I really thought this thread would make me mad but acutally I can't stop LMAO!:D :D

Followed by an uncomfortable moment where they apparently rub each other's palms.

"Tom kisses Kanye's hands as he smiles a smile only the two of them can understand. Behind those Yves Saint Laurent sunglasses, Kanye's eyes tear up with joy. Both of them hold on tightly to the microphones as a reminder of the night before."

-Rudey
--That was the AP quote below the picture...no kidding.