The NBA All-Ugly Team
 

Sam Cassell
Chris Kaman
Mike Bibby
Charlie Villanueva
Jerome Williams

Sixth Man: Reggie Miller (Isn't AS bad, but still, he looks like the dude from DS9 (Quark?) in some pics)

I'll throw in Shaq cause sometimes he looks..."duh".

LMAO!!! Me and my father used to make an ugly team every year around the playoffs.

You have to add Ben Wallace to the team.

Poor Ben. I don't know. There's something sort of sexy about him, isn't there?

My All-Ugly team has photos...don't know if I should post the whole thing here.

NO!!! lol

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My All-Ugly team has photos...don't know if I should post the whole thing here.

Why not? You should share the ugliness.

Awwww, come on now, don't hate. ;)

He's holding a statue of a guy who's, like, squatting, and still, he's kinda hot.

http://www.nba.com/media/france/ben_wallace_050205.jpg

tyrone hill

Dirk Nowitski
Ray Alien I mean Allen
Bonzi Wells
Stephon Marbury
Past: Scottie Pippen


And everyone previously mentioned.
Chris Kaman deserves another mention. Cut your hair!

Steve Nash needs to be on this list too.

Oh my YES @ Steve Nash!!

Nash & Nowitski:

http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/g...runk-drunk.jpg

Really? I think he's alright.

http://www.nba.com/media/act_ray_allen.jpg

Patrick Ewing is most unattractive. And of course, I dissent about Shaq (beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder).

Re: The NBA All-Ugly Team
 

No way! Bibby is NOT ugly - but I'll agree with Nowitski, Nash, and I'll even throw in Ostertag :p

See, I know about Patrick and all, but that was my peoples when he was still playing. I just couldn't put him out there like that, lol.

Even though he is ugly and a choke artist, I miss Patrick Ewing. I saw him on an airplane to the Bahamas and the entire plane applauded him. I just wish he brought home a championship.

I thought that Reggie Miller was cute.

And your first round draft pick is:

http://www.sportbild.de/de/photos/06...b155d24a7d.jpg

Joakim Noah

http://www.cavshistory.com/images/pl...yrone_Hill.jpg

Umm, I think he'll make the team. LOL

I think Ben Wallace is pretty good looking! I'd never put him on an ugly team...

Now, Tayshaun, I think he needs to be on the team...weird, droopy face and SO skinny!

What about Larry Bird?! He'd be in the ugly hall of fame, too!

Absolutely @ Larry Bird!!

2006 All-Ugly NBA All Stars, Vol. 1
 

I tried to post this last night but it wouldn't let me post so many photos. LOL, GC was looking out for you, my friends, but I'm going to try again.

http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/g...runk-drunk.jpg
Okay, if somebody (probably that girl from third grade who wore braids and really liked horses) found Dirk Nowitzki attractive, I wouldn't really freak out about it. But Steve Nash?

http://www.marcmellon.com/news/mvpNASH05.jpg
You can be MVP and still be FUG apparently, although I hear he's quite the playa. Ew. I guess some women like the greasy-70s-truck-stop-perv-crossed-with-mantis-shrimp vibe.

http://www.nba.com/media/bwb_europe_kirilenko.jpg
Andrei Kirilenko's wife gives him a sex allowance -- he can have sex with one other woman a year. What are the odds that there's another woman out there who wants to have sex with him?

http://www.ocregister.com/newsimages...210lakers3.jpg
Not as bad as some of the others, but Luke Walton looks like a low-budget John Elway in eyeliner. I don't know who that other dude is, but he gets honorable mention for looking like a retirement home escapee who spent the day masquerading as an NBA player.

http://www.uglyjackass.com/cool_stuf...jason_kidd.jpg
Just ew.

Vol. 2
 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...5062500094.jpghttp://www.random-squeegee.com/haikupics/balki.jpg
The best thing I can say about Womanu Ginobili is that he looks like a character from a bad 80s sitcom. Don't be ridiculous.

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/cache-2...22-240x240.jpghttp://www.gopetsamerica.com/bulldog/bulldog.jpg
Separated at birth?

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/cache-2...64-240x240.jpg
It's an all-out war between the hairline and the chin. Who will win the battle to take over Shane Battier's face?

http://other.sport.com.ua/images/reviews/images9188.jpg
Hi, I'm Sam Cassell.

http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%...e%20471009.jpg
No, I'm Sam Cassell.

Vol. 3, the end
 

http://www.cincypost.com/2005/03/25/...XTEEN_DUKE.jpg
I forgot him the first time. How?

Let us not forget the fugliest one of all. Have you ever wondered what would happen if Sasquatch mated with a sloth?

http://exn.ca/news/images/exn2002/05...jj-bigfoot.jpg + http://www.times-up.org/images/sloth.jpg
I'll tell you what would happen: Chris Kaman.

http://www.as.com/diarioasmedia/diar...ba_1_I_SCO.jpg

And coming soon...

http://www.covers.com/images/2006/18...adam060319.jpg
Adam Morrison. I wonder if he'll still be sportin' the child molester 'stache. Kids, do not look directly at him!
I think he's channeling Kurt Rambis.
http://www.bballx.com/nba/46c.jpg

Finally, lest we forget, the coach of the All Ugly NBA 2006 All-Stars:
http://www2.indystar.com/library/fac...ird_2003_2.jpg
Chins are overrated!

Re: Vol. 3, the end
 

This is PhotoShop, isn't it? I mean Weird Al isn't playing basketball now, is he?

I am over here ROLLING!!!! You guys are crazy.

rambis!

Re: Vol. 2
 

AAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Now that is fuckin GOOD. Ginobli totally does look like Balky. AHAHAHAHAH


Valk. I had to post their pictures in another message board I am in. Don't worry, I gave you credit for the find. I said, " credit to Valkyrie if you ever find this thread" LOL

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...can203_get.jpg

http://www.rjohnwright.com/images/ch.../pinocchio.jpg

Oh man, the faces he makes are priceless. :eek:

HAHAHAHA. The Spurs and the Clippers are the Houston Astros of basketball -- so ugly I don't want to watch. Tim Duncan is the missing link/Pinocchio, Manu is Balky, and Tony Parker (I don't care WHO he's dating) looks like a tadpole whose mother had one too many while pregnant.

yo Valk. Fuck that other board I'm on. They deleted that thread I made giving you credit. Freakin homos have people saying " Fuck RAJA BELL" " KOBE RAPES WHITE GIRLS" and I can't make a fun thread? Stupid asses.

LOL. I tried to engage in some lively discussion in a sports community and nobody appreciated my wit. I just ended up with fat dudes from Boulder telling me they don't understand what I'm trying to say while trying to crawl up Melo's ass. It made me appreciate greekchat. WTF.

LOL Raja Bell. Let's lock him and Reggie Evans in a room with Barry Bonds and whoever hit him in the head with the ball tonight.

Re: Re: Vol. 3, the end
 

Nope, that is actually how Kurt Rambis looked. He came back a few years after retirement to coach the Lakers, and I think he lost the intense mullet.

from this

http://www.nba.com/media/grizzlies/pau_roy_award_3.jpg



to this

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/...gasol_6982.jpg

he looks homeless now. hahaha

Oh man, he looks like he's about to tear the jersey off. Incredible Hulk WHAT?!

He takes the job of being a GRIZZLY very, very seriously.

Tim Duncan looks like Curious George.

Patrick Ewing ain't much to look at, but he's still my favorite NBA guy.

I think Mike Bibby is kind of hot. Nash just needs a haircut, that might help. Dikembe Mutombo is pretty ugly.

http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/curiousgeorge.jpg

http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/quarto-...aos%20suns.jpg


I don't see it dude. I still think he looks like pinochio more.


"Let's just say Curious George isn't so curious anymore". What line is that from?

Bobby, it's just something about that little round face and the haircut that reminds me of CG.:)