GAME: If I was/were
 

Hello GCers. Not sure if this has been done before. If so, I'm sorry. I've thought of a game to try to brighten up the Sigma room. The game is called If I was/were.
Someone makes an if I was/were statement then leaves a word for the next person to make an if I was/were statement then leaves a word.

Example: bird

If I was a bird, I'd fly around town pooping on everyone that has ever gotten on my last nerve.

Next word: Bra

If I was a bra, I'd be a sports bra, soft cotton with spaghetti straps, nothing fancy or frilly, just a real comfy bra.

Next word: Computer

If I was a computer, I would shut down every time I sensed a technology-challenged person attempting to use me.


Next Word: Sports Car

If I were a sports car, I would be the first to drive up Mount Everest just to be known I have done it.

Next Word: Chitterlings

If I were chitterlings I would hold on make the house stink so bad they wouldn't want me again.

Next Word: airplane

If I was an airplane, I would make my seats bigger!

Next Word: Watermelon

If I were a watermelon, I would be the biggest, sweetest and juicest you've every eaten.

Next Word: Boat

If I was A boat I sail the blue seas and bing my soror's and frat with me

Zeta Phi Beta

Profeszor
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AZ

To keep the game going
 

It doesn't look like her siggy is set up properly, so I'll assume the next word is Zeta Phi Beta.

If I was a Zeta Phi Beta, I would denounce my membership or get expelled, for I would have realized I made a huge mistake. :D


Next word: Mirror

If I were a mirror, I would turn it on the haters and let them know that my beauty supasses all.

Next word: kite

If I was a kite, I would fly high in the sky amongst natures elements!

Next Word: Cotton Candy

If I was cotton candy, I would stick to the roof of your mouth while on the tilt-a-world.

Next Word: television

If I was a television I would have only one station and it would play all the Law and Orders 24/7.



Next word: shoe

If I were a shoe I would find my way to Azul's closet and look for my siblings.

Next Word: Rain

If I were the rain, I'd wait until everyone was indoors before I came down so that they could relax and read a book, take a nap, or enjoy some quality time with the ones they love. I'd nourish the flowers, and quench the thirst of the trees. I'd wash away the negative effects placed upon the earth. And I wouldn't come around right after someone took the time out to wash their car LOL!



Ice Cream (I've got a sweet tooth LOL)

if i was ice cream i would be a different flavor everytime you take a scoop so you won't be bored.

Next Word: paint

If I were paint, I'd be a nice lovely shade of purple and hope to be used in the Gershwin Theatre, so I can see Wicked thousands of times for Free!:)

Next Word: A song

If I were a song I would be sung by Patti Labelle over a silky jazz jazz rythm.

An animal

If a were an animal I would be a beautiful, sleek, strong yet kind Black Panther and I would represent everything good.

Mountain

If I were a mountain, I would be the highest of all with the strength of the earth and point heavenward to represent growth.

Next word: clock

If I were a clock I would sloooow down on the weekends.

If I were a Rose...

If I were a rose, I would be beautiful and white with no thorns that blooms over and over.

orchid

If I were an orchid I would be the purist white and and a touch of blue in the center and there would be a whole garden of me. I would be declared the national flower.

If I were a bucket...

If I were a bucket I would be overflowing with gold, at the end of a rainbow in the middle of a lush green forest.

If I were a star in the sky

I would twinkle on cloudy nights when other stars couldnt be seen, as a sign of hope

**sniff, that was beautiful man


a movie

If I was movie, I would be shown having sex with all of your daddys!

If I was perculator....
http://www.chromekitchen.co.uk/img/p...84036small.jpg

I would drop it like its hot! They do get hot, right?



If I was Hershey's Chocolate Syrup...

:eek: :eek: :eek: Insert vomit smilie >here<

If I was Hersheys chocolate syrup, I would never leave my house in fear of crazed pre menstral women


If I were grillz (sp?)

I would bite me a piece off of that kit-kat bar. :o Heffa, now you done got me hungary.

If I was a mop...

I would find a big mop to put into my bucket.

If I was the internet...

I would cancel the credit bureau's access.


a billboard

If I was a billboard I would advetise what real love looks like

next word: real love

If I was in real love, I would be in heaven!

Heaven.

If I was in heaven, I would have all the hotties sucking my toes.


If I was frying pan...

I would fry some fish, shrimp, oysters, scallops and crab cakes.

An automobile

If I was an automobile, I would drive around the country on one tank of gas!

(an amazing feat!)

Next Word: Cartoon

oooo i want this one
 

I would be a voluptuous(sp) black superhero, stamping out aggravating bosses where ever I go. People would call me when their boss is getting on their nerves. I would come and kick the boss in the gonads or snack her one good time.



a book

If I were a book I would take my readers wherever the wanted to go and supply them with a perfect ending.


If I were a SMILE:)

If I were a smile, I would be sure to brighten everyone's day with my sincere grin.

Cartoon Character

if i was a cartoon character i would be so happy because my closet would have the same outfit over and over, hence not having to worry about what to wear. (ah my dream life)

next word: kool-aid