Beyond Weird: An Iowa Man's "Contract of Wifely Expectations"
 

My jaw dropped when I read this!

"Wifely Expectations Contract"

Disgusting is a better way to put it......

She married him. I have no sympathy.

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James, it sounds like he presented this warped contract after kids entered the marriage.

This guy should be locked up.

I don't see any problems with my contract, you closed-minded hookers, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

-RC
--Stands for "tRavis frey the C is silent"

LOL contract.

She didn't know he was batshit crazy before this?

Ahh, I only skimmed the first page. It kind of lost me after it said she had to perform any sex act he wanted any time he wanted.

I thought it was a joke . or a wish list.

This is amazing - "All applications of lube to myself, you or any object will be done by you."

I don't even know what to say.

I have to agree there...

I guess I was just floored by the amount of time and thought he put into the "contract". I mean, he even specified the length her pubic hair should be! Who does that??? lol

Why did she marry him? Anyway, he apparently took this very seriously, so I went ahead and read through it carefully. IT IS HILARIOUS! (I WISH my man would try...)

Particularly humorous elements:

A -- During My Time you -

WILL:

5) Perform any and all sexual acts, excluding anal penetration and/or ingestion of cum, when told to.

(And I note that under Fellatio, Intercourse, & Other Sex Acts, she gets 14 GBDs for anal intercourse not expected. So, if she does it...she basically gets two weeks off from doing ANY work. What was he thinking :rolleyes:)

B -- He apparently didn't realize the absolute madness of parenting when he made these rules.

C -- Dressing Up

"All skirts no lower then two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church)

(Unless it's for CHURCH??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!)

D -- Quarterly Negotiation

"By the end of the fist day of each quarter you are to choose your 'pet name' that you want me to call you by. Your choice must meet my approval, and noncompliance will be a 20 GBD loss."

(Dang girl, 20 GBD loss? So sad.)

Actually some of the things I wouldn't mind doing for my husband...but if he tried to regulate them?!?!?!?!? Where's my gun? :mad:

OH - note she didn't actually sign it!!!

It's funny that the contract is really only about sexual things. Does this man not care at all about their finances, housekeeping, parenting, meal preparation, etc? He should have been more thorough:rolleyes:

Women, you can all learn from this:

straight men who want anal have something wrong with them.

FA SHO!!!!!!!!!

I certainly hope not. Batshit, indeedy!

Did yall also notice the very end

"This is not a contract, it is a description of RULES FOR YOU"

I am amazed that the specificity (sp?) of the rules. And, I also wonder if she ever attempted a set of "rules for him." I know if I was in that situation I would spend some time on RULES FOR HIM as a "counter-offer." (and leave it on the pillow on my way out of the door)

What would be your "counter offer" for this looser?

Oh, that one's easy. Divorce Papers.

I haven't even read the contract yet, and I'm already thinking of quoting this in my signature!


ETA: Now, I've read it. This guy has read WAY too many Penthouse Forums!! He should be tied to a bed in a male prison, and have a month's worth of GBDs taken away from him!!

After, of course, the divorce papers are served. Seriously, this is one of those Ted Bundy, BTK, or whomever clowns in the making!

It seems to me that how this guy treated his wife is really no different than how relationships work in most parts of the world. You American women are just spoiled.

She did better than that...

He was ARRESTED for kidnapping and child porn charges.

The police indicate he is a nutcase.

She obviously had no feeling of selfworth.

If a guy I was with presented me with that...I'd run for the hills.

Sorry, folks... to me that's a one-way check valve. Out only.

I'm glad you specified that it was an 'out' valve . . . I was momentarily worried that you thought it was one-way in, oh noes! :( :( :( :o :( :eek: :confused:

How old was she if there were child porn charges?

I can't help but think that she was a child bride, especially when you consider that this was written AFTER children were involved. At least, I hope so. I hate to think that any woman would submit to even a minute of that nonsense.

And yes, AlphaSigOU, some things are just meant for out-take only. To quote a gynie friend, "If he wants gay sex, fix him up with a guy - and a LOT of condoms!"

I don't think she was in those particular pictures. The child porn was found on his computer, so the sicko downloaded these from the internet.

She should have "counter-offered" saying that she'll do all that stuff, but first he has to submit to being back-doored by some dude named BIG BUBBA.

LMAO!!!

has anyone ever seen "she hate me?"

(really obscure spike lee movie)

anyway, theres a scene where the wife makes her (ex)husband strip down in front of all her friends while they point, laugh, ogle, hoot and holler.

pretty much to make him feel just a little bit what its like to be objectified as a woman. i'd want him to have to experience some of these "rules."

p.s. can anyone link me to an article on the story? ive googled and cant find anything concrete. im a little confused on the story.

Good!! That's Federal, not a misdemeanor!

Bring on the Bubbas!!!

If dude had game, he would not have any thing in writing... The heffa woulda done all that chit anyways and he'd put that thoroughbred on the track the next day... 'Cuz it sounds like he wants a hoe and a housewife... Confusing the two is a dangerous mix, but hey, dude ain't got game if he is a pedophile...

He's a wannabe pimp and cain't slang it. So to me, his stuff is an inch and he needs a strap-on for help.

That's what I was thinking!!!

I wonder if he whipped out a tape measure to make sure it was 1/3 of an inch.....

Sick punk bastard probably did because his stuff ain't that much to count to begin with...

it looks like he wrote this in 7th grade

Really OP...is that kind of stuff what crossed your 7th grade mind?

There are some real sick people out there. *shakes head*

This "contract" cannot have come out of the blue. He's probably been abusing her all along (emotionally, if not physically/sexually). He allegedly kidnapped her.

I hope his wife took the kids and got away from that sick man. Perhaps she could leave him a blow-up doll as a parting gift. He certainly seems to think of her as little more than an animated blow-up doll...

As long as the blowup doll is clean shaven, thigh-highs and garters only. OH, and she doesn't get GBP's either.

Some of it. I only read like halfway through the first page though.

What's a GBP??? Gang bang pardon? Party?

On the 2nd or 3rd page he talks about her being able to earn "Good Behavior Points" for days off of doing whatever he demands. She can also loose GBP's for not doing something he commanded, or doing something he didn't command, or not doing something she didn't think he wanted her to do, but he really wanted her to do it, but she didn't do it because she thought he wouldn't want it...you get the idea. Let's just put it this way...there are alot more oppertunites to loose them then gain them. And it also says that if she runs out, he handcuffs her to the bed and does whatever he wants until she becomes compliant again. He's sick.