Snakes on a Plane
 

When is this coming out? I want to go see it. Who wants to watch it with me?

http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

It's got Samuel Jackson for christ sakes. Oh. You don't recognize that name? I'm missing an L. SAMUEL L. JACKSON!


http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...esonaplane.png



eta: Jason Priestly just called Conan O Brien "Brokeback" after Conan tried on a pair of high heels.


Niiiiice :)

yes I know I am replying to my own thread. But whatever dude.

There is this thread on IMDB where they talk about lines that they want to see in the movie. I am laughing my ass off right now.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/nest/34245412


There were two highlight post. This one :

by - splitfire001 6 days ago (Fri Jan 20 2006 11:24:30 )
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"THERE'S A MUTHA F UCKING SNAKE ON THE PLANE!!"

I'll also accept any of the following:
"THERE'S A SNAKE ON THE MUTHA F UCKING PLANE!!"
"HOLY SH*T! THE PLANE'S CRAWLING WITH MUTHA F UCKING SNAKES!!"

Actually I'll accept any exclamation made by SLJ which includes the words "snake," "plane," and "mutha f ucking".


This one is good too

by - bigolfatty 1 day ago (Wed Jan 25 2006 06:06:24 )
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Required lines include:

SLJ: (arguing with flight attendant) I'm telling you, there's mothaf?ckin' SNAKES on the PLANE!
FA: Sir, you're disturbing our other passengers. I'm going to have to ask you to keep your voice down.
SLJ: Keep my voice down? THIS IS HOW I TALK!

SLJ: (snake bites him) Bite me again, mothaf?cka! I dare ya, I double dare ya, bite me one more goddammed time!

SLJ: (snake bites him) "Well, it's better than a mothaf?ckin' SHARK! Did you see Deep Blue Sea? It ate me! A goddammed shark ATE ME!" (That scene in DBS was awesome.)

Passenger: (after SLJ stomps a snake's head) Wow! You're the man!
SLJ: Yes! I am THE MAN!

SLJ: (walking slowly down aisle through a bunch of snakes) The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the airline and the tyranny of poisonous snakes.

SLJ: (answering radio while snakes are closing in) Look, if you have to bite me, then you go ahead and you bite me! But I have to answer this radio!

Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

So is Samuel L. Jackson the assassin, or the passenger, or the U.S. Marshall or Secret Service or something who is in charge of the passenger's safety?

Either way, sounds like two thumbs up!

I'll go see it with you Bobby.:)

This movie will kick ass.

ahahaha I knew Lil Hannah would appreciate this :)

WTF????

http://www.cinematical.com/images/2005/08/004_l2.jpg

Dude, Kenan from Kenan and Kel is going to be in this movie? I'm there!

Strangely enough, I thought of this Photoshop Friday as soon as I read the thread, but didn't remember this one - I was thinking "Oh GOD someone should have done this on SA." Someone did. I'm brain damaged.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movi...eut/index.html

Another article.

'Snakes on a Plane' a Web Phenomenon
Thursday April 20 4:58 PM ET

Snakes. On a plane. With Samuel L. Jackson. No, it's not a crime-solving resolution to the game Clue. It's a pop-culture phenomenon inspired by "Snakes on a Plane."

It arrives in theaters Aug. 18, but is already a cult blockbuster for fans who snicker at its B-movie premise.

The buzz or hiss began with the movie's title, a plot-spoiling punchline that rapidly evolved into an Internet phenomenon: Production stills were posted on the Web, followed by mock movie trailers and posters, R-rated audio clips, silly songs, poems, even a line of T-shirts.

The thriller stars Jackson as an FBI agent protecting a witness on a jet full of lethal serpents unleashed by the mob.

Brian Finkelstein, the 26-year-old creator of the fan Web site Snakesonablog.com, said the daffy title is what galvanized people to spoof the movie even before the New Line Cinema production finished filming.

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In another send-up, a video clip presents impersonations of Christopher Walken and Jack Nicholson.

"There are snakes," complains a faux Nicholson, with Joker-like exaggeration. "On the plane. And they're biting. And they're scaring people."

Yet another video follows a 4-year-old as he flies a paper airplane smothered with rubber snakes. Guided by the boy's hand, a plastic figurine kicks them off. In a making-of featurette, the boy says sound effects "making loud noises" were most challenging.

Posted on Finkelstein's site, a fan-made love duet titled "Two Snakes on a Plane" includes the lyrics: "We could spend our lives together like two snakes on a plane/Shed our skins and wrap each other in all that still remains."

YES! Snakes on a m-f-in plane! I read that article on CNN ages ago and forgot about it...ahh, funny stuff.

My bf leaves me this crazy voicemail message this morning, sounding like a hyper little kid, after he saw the trailer to this movie. I hadn't heard of the movie yet, and was wondering WTF is he talking about.

But it looks like fun. I love Samuel L. Jackson.

I think i saw somewhere the tenative release date of August 16th or soemthing.

Snakes on a Plane is never not funny.

Yeah, but I hope I don't have to fly anywhere shortly after seeing it or i'll be all paranoid about snakes being under my seat or something.

If you do, just scream...."there's snakes on the MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE! "

"THIS IS JUST THE WAY I TALK MAN!"

I got a Snakes on a Plane tshirt for my birthday. Because? I am that obsessed with this movie. lol

SNAKES ON A PLANE!

There's already a lot of backlash 'round the world wide web.

You know what. I think I'm over this movie. I'll just watch it on DVD or something.


Ugh. I hate jumping off the bandwagon of things before they even start. This happened with me when "Shes the man" came out :(

See?

I already hate it. By this weekend I'm gonna hate that new gymnastics movie too. It's def not cool by then.

-Rudey

This had me cracking up to myself at my desk! Not good when you are the new eomployee!!!:D

Dani, we are going to go to the drink in the theater movie theater at the Waterfront and get good and looped and watch this movie.

Sound like a plan?

The last time I went to the drink in the theater theater was for stupidhead Matrix Reloaded and the one other girl & I were laughing because it was so stupid and the guy who set up the whole thing got offended because Matrix. Is. His. Life.

Sounds good to me. I've only sat in that section once, but didn't drink while watching.

As we both know, movies are much better when everyone in the theatre has a few in them!

LOL did you get it at Nordstrom? Does it match the Snakes on a Plane to Costa Rica skirt? HAHAHA.

ha ha No, I got it from TEH STALKER. lol It's the official studio released t-shirt.

I got that shirt too. Is your "TEH STALKER" name Toby?

3 girls at concord and the t's still rolling. Nice right?

-Rudey
--OK we've gotta watch and discuss the gymnastics movie before it becomes uncool...in like a day broseph.

Homie. I'll never forget when T introduced us to his brother Noah and you got Noah to admit that U Chicago was better than Yale.


Homie. I already don't want to watch the gymnastic movie. I don't understand why they won't just make a movie about dance teams. No one cares about little gymnastics girls. I feel like I am goign to jail anytime I watch gymnatics becuase its a bunch of little girls in leotards

If you go to jail, I'll help you escape. If that doesn't work, I'll beat you up so you'll look all ugly and they won't make you into a girlfriend.

-Rudey

This thread is just great... lol...

I still want to see this movie, although it would be nice if I had a couple of drinks in me when I see it.

They should serve "snakes in a beer" at the theater.

I swear you must have the biggest beer gut ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSudn...on%20a%20plane


Enjoy this trailer

OMG, Saturday night I drunk texted the boy with "Snakes on a Plane!" :o Apparently he thought it was really funny.

It all goes right to the boobs.