Theory: Saying no to sex has its pleasures
 

http://suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-kiss09.html

Saying no to sex has its pleasures

January 9, 2006

BY ANDREW HERRMANN Staff Reporter

Younger teen couples who do not have sex are more likely to report higher levels of satisfaction in their relationships, according to a new study.

Teen couples between 14 and 17 who stopped short of intercourse also reported higher levels of commitment in their relationships.

But for couples 17 to 21, those who are having intercourse reported higher levels of commitment.

Oh man this world will go straight to hell if 14 year olds aren't committed to their relationships. WTF.

I really dont know how to respond to all of this. I didn't have sex until I was 17 but I felt committed.

When I was 14 I was so much more interested in lip gloss and clothes to even think about having sex.

Re: Theory: Saying no to sex has its pleasures
 

So does saying yes

Re: Re: Theory: Saying no to sex has its pleasures
 

lol :)

Ummm...yeah! The furthest I ever thought about going at that age was kissing. I was much more preoccupied with my hair and clothes.

Re: Re: Theory: Saying no to sex has its pleasures
 

This theory is better.

BobbytheDon has been saying no to sex since he was born. But with the introduction of Uncle Fester into his life, now he can say YES!

-Rudey

Hey Rudey,

Was your mom in that Carls. Jr commercial?

Ditto.

I thought that we decided that was someone else...

Which one? You have to be more specific!

-Rudey

You know. The one where the guy dances with her to that song by Sean Paul " SHake that THING!"

I didn't see it but my mom only listens to classical music and pop so it can't be her.

Hey dawg, is it true your mom got eiffel towered in the back of a Jack in the box? I'm referring to last night at 11:04PM just so you don't get confused with the other times.

-Rudey

Yes, by Brangelina.


And well. Since you didn't see it. Let me tell you what it was. The guy was dancing with a cow. And so I am calling your mother a cow.

Is it true you hooked up with Eddie Murphy on more than one occasion?

How could it not be true? After he made Beverly Hills Cop I knew he had the money to support me, your mom, and all you kids. I did it for you.

-Rudey

So which tranny were you? That's cool though. You gotta do what you do to support me. I appreciate it dad. I mean mom.

But hey. I don't plan to see it, but supposedly you are getting alot of good reviews for Brokeback Mountain. That's awesome man.

Hey from one actor to another I appreciate that. I wish I could have had the lead role like you but I guess the director thought you were better at kissing men. So instead I was cast as the straight man with no major lines.

-Rudey
--Even when the director yelled "Cut" you two kept on kissing.

Now you are lying. You slept with Ang Lee because you wanted that lead. After he told you the role wasn't fit for a gay Jewish guy you cried, went back in time and stared in TWO WONG FOO.

I thought Ang was a girl's name. :(

-Rudey
--And he had a girlish figure.

Wait, committed to the "relationship" or committed to having sex? Just asking?