Celebrities Who Should Be Slapped...
 

DL4 - For that Laffy Taffy MESS!!!

Olivia - For going from a star to G-Unit's video girl

Whitney Houston - Ya'll know why!!! Maybe a slap would knock some since into her!

Jay Z - For retiring and not leaving us with decent rappers to fill in for him

Kanye West - Just to let him know he's not all that!

R Kelly - 25 or over nucca

:mad:

Ashanti - Greatest Hits Album????!!! WHY?

LIL Kim - Barbie is a toy, not a REAL person to be imitated

LOL you went there didn't you....

Re: Celebrities Who Should Be Slapped...
 

Don't knock the LAFFY TAFFY!

Who is Olivia? :confused: Are you talking about Raven Simone?

That's what I was thinking too! LOL

Star - I'm sorry but honey you know your "man" is http://www.coloradostangs.com/forums...e/icon_gay.gif

Trina: Just because. Filthy, filthy girl.

Ko*****: Same reason. If you are a real man, you go after real men, not y-t and rookies.

Ya'll know I wouldn't let Kanye and Jigga to get slapped!:D

50 Cent--He just needs to go somewhere!:mad:

Hiliary Duff and Lindsey Lohan--Ya'll can't sing and ya'll need to eat!

Nicole Richie--You've proven you have class and can dress well. Please eat.

Paris Hilton--Please buy some class!

LOL at the smiley with the limped hand!:p

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ this smiley.

My list:

Jamie Foxx - I love ya, but stop tryin' to be deep. Also for playing in "Stealth".

Any star that supports Scientology....

Young DeBarge - for startin' all that Janet Jackson mess....

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Shes about 65 million short!!

Re: Re: Celebrities Who Should Be Slapped...
 

Naw not Raven Simone, but the singer from the the 50 Cent Cany shop video.

oh Yea
 

I forgot to mention:

Bow Wow and Snoop Dog - for having plenty of room left over when they wear wife beaters!

Not really a celebrity...but definitely could have been...

Maurice Clarett....I declare you have got to be bought the stupidest so and so:mad:

Re: oh Yea
 

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so funny, especially Snoop on Babyboy!

For real!

And add Marcus Vick to that.

WORD UP!

Terrell Owens- For not knowing when to shut-da-heck up
Flava Flav- For being loud and having nothing to say
Will and Jada- For being the top celebrity couple and having an open marriage
Karrine Steffans- For calling herself superhead, and being a proud video hoochie
Kanye West-For being overly conceited. Stop talking and just rap

I forgot one......Puffy, P-Diddy, Diddy or whoever he is now. ~ :-(
He needs to be slapped where someone raises their hand high in the air and slaps him so that the side of his head hits a table.:mad: -For jerking those MTB wannabes around (especially Malika- she was my favorite), for his picks for the new MTB, for making Jadakiss and Styles P have to out him on radio in order to get their publishing rights back, for still holding on to Biggies publishing right s(Big been dead for a minute, why is Puffy still holding on to Big's publishing), having a party where the decoration includes penguins http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=4119 , for people having to sue him to get paid for their work, For just being a slimy sheisty character, in general.

Where did you hear about Will and Jada having an open marriage at? I have never heard that. But if it is true I'm HELLA bad about it. Just when you think you have something to lokk forward to. This is why families can't stick together.

Will Smith
 

Come on now, do people understand the meaning of marriage. It is a union joined together by GOD. Something sacred, not a universal thing. In church today, the pastor said something quite interesting, " do people get married for love or lust?" What is really going on?? Okay, back to the topic, YYYYYYYYeah Will and Jada should be slapped, with both hands !!! :rolleyes:

Re: Will Smith
 

Not that I am defending an open marriage, but do you know that it is a legal act that and can be performed (and often is) outside of a church by anyone who is legally licensed to do so. For example, aetheist get married all of the time.

Wil Smith
 

Please read 1 Corinthians 7: 1-9. I understand, you don't actually defend an open marriage.Isn't ironic how people make the Bible fit their lives. The Word of GOD will never change.

Re: Wil Smith
 

Why do I need to read the Bible? My only point was that marriage is a legal institution, not a religious one. It can be and is often conducted outside of religious ceremony. Think Captains of a Ship, or Judges at Civic Hall.

And remember, everyone does not subscribe to your particular faith, whatever it may be. So I was merely trying to take the convo out of the realm of religion, and any such dogma.

Re: Re: Wil Smith
 

not that this was you original point - so if you don't support it don't worry

but this is why i have to laugh when people start talking about gay marriage being an abomination of the concept of marriage.

um hello - it's a tax break and legal rights. if people want it to be all about god again, have the government take back all of those cushy "extras" associated with it and leave it SOLELY as a church matter. until then - stop discriminating.

also - marriage means something different to each person - bible or not.

- marissa

oh yah - if we're still slapping celebs my votes are for lindsay lohan (girl stop with the puking) and paris hilton (girl you're a skank)

I thought this thread was about celebs that needed to be slapped? :confused:


Here are my recent additions:

Will & Jada - For real though, an open marriage?? :mad:
50 Cent - Everytime he opens his mouth, I feel the need to reach for a Hefty bag - he's straight garbage.
Young women who date and procreate with old men that are celebrities - :o You know you wrong....

umm...i'm staying a way from will and jada b/c i done heard some things...

Tyra: Can't stand this heifer and no, I'm not hating on Miss Five-Head. And for trying to act holier-than-thou w/ Superhead and Naomi.

Superhead: For making your name a trademark. For not discouraging but seemingly encouraging young women in your book to make the same stoopid mistakes you did. For leaving your son w/ his nanny while you were making it w/ God Knows Who?!

Mariah Carey: For looking and being slutty in your videos. Why is that you never seem to have any Black men as your love interest in the videos but yet you want us as Black people to buy your CDs...hmmmmmmmm

Nelly: For making a song about Grillz. SMH.
:rolleyes:

Rofl:D at Ashanti 's Greatest Hit Album Why???:eek:

Will Smith
 

I am a GOD Fearing Christian. I am simply stating what GOD said, not man. I am on a spiritual level, not earthly (legal) one. I pray that we can work something out on this. May GOD bless you sister.

just decided today that i wanna slap jennifer aniston - mostly cause she's too cute, but because i think she plays to the whole media game with the brad and angelina crap too now that that she's got vince...

I would like to add two more to the list:
Marcus Vick and Marurice Clarette:mad: :mad:

Just blowing their futures away:(

Ok Jitterbug, we're always on the same page. I was gonna write that earlier. Vick needs to get it together raht nah. Maybe a backhand by APimpNamedSlickBack would do the trick :confused: What in the world is he thinking? And Clarette...he's just too old for this foolishness :rolleyes:

Ashlee Simpson--She just irkes me!

Monica--Because you are tooooooooo ghetto with all the tatts and for throwing your baby daddy that God-awful party at the Body Tap

Star Jones--BGA..that's all I have to say...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes--No explaination really needed..

Re: Will Smith
 

This thread is not about that. There is nothing to work out.
This thread is about slapping celebrities, that's it.

I would like to slap Puffy too - Can he PLEASE let Biggie rest in peace. Why are you recycling his hits?

His only real cash cow these days I guess since we all know that the female band is not going to last. No one stays with Shiddy. Folks sue to get out of a contract with him too much.

Flava Flav ~ for the show; get back in the studio and make music

50 Cent-for making a movie and nobody understand what the heck he is saying

V. Fox-you my gurl...but why 50 cent?

T. McMillan-love your books, but your husband had to have given a sign or two about his "sexual identity crisis".

M. Vick-for not learning from the mistakes of other atheletes
(3 slaps for this nutt, 1-for stepping on the players leg and calling it an accident, 2-words ain't never hurt nobody, so why the gun incident, 3-for just being plain "ignant":confused:

50 cent. U. R. Not all that and a bag of chips.
Ashlee Simpson. I hope you save some money
Jessica Simpson. See your sister

Flava Flav - for continually engaging in coonery on VH1

Paul Wall - for popularizing the phrase 'What it do'

Master P - for attempting to do the 'ghetto cha cha' on national TV

Bow Wow - 'Fresh Azimiz' (fresh as i'm is)-->spelling/grammar

Mary J. Blige - for ranting at the Vibe awards while looking like a horse jockey

Vibe (MiMi Valdes) - for putting that Klingon looking pic of Mary J on the cover

Keshia Cole - the two tone hair is not the business

JayZ - for implying that he was 'passing the torch' to Memph Bleek

Jeezy - for this ridiculous, demonic snowman image

50 Cent - It's guerilla, not gorilla. Black folks are walking around wearing shirts referencing primates, this is not a good look. (sorry if this offends anyone)

Mike Jones - I really hate that I have his phone number memorized and have considered calling just for the hec of it several times.

That is all for now.

not all are celebrities:

Marion Barry: for getting busted for cocaine...again...

Chuck Brown: for that gawd awful DC lotto commerical & your gold grill...:o

Pat Robertson: for just being allowed to speak

Bush: see above

Angelina & Brad: for doing the doo & knowing you were doing the doo, but lying about doing the doo, even though you knew we knew you all was doing the doo

Brittney & Kevin: just because

J-Ho: the Liz Taylor wanna be of marriage

Eminem: just cuz I don't like him...:mad:

Denzel: only if it's true you left your wife for Sanaa...who may or may not be pregnant with your love child. If it's not true, then no slapping...:D

just one more slap please
 

I would like to give an old school Big Momma slap to whoever came up with the Stop Snitching Campaign and decided it was good enough to go on a t shirt

BLAKDIAMOND_2, I have to disagree with the above:o
There is something sexy about that multiple bullet wound body of his:p :D

True, if he wouldn't mind wearing a paper bag to cover that cro-magnon, missing a chromosome face of his. :D

I would like to issue a slap to the Tom Joyner Morning crew. The shucking and jiving jokes after the little known Black history moment is never "cute." :mad: