Anything but clothes party...
 

Ok folks, I will be attending an "anything but clothes party" this Saturday and I need ideas for what I should wear.

Please share your ideas with me so I don't go nekkid or with just a sock around my wanger.

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Re: Anything but clothes party...
 

Electrical tape, all over your body, with repeated references to being 'SHOCKING' or some other nonsense

or maybe just cover yourself in raspberry jam and throw toast over the ol' junk, that would be hot

That plastic cling seran wrap from glad.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Did I accidentally block you on AIM again, hooker?

Duct tape is the cliched answer. I've also unimaginative uses of towels, scarves (are those really not scarves), bathrobes, caution tape, etc.

Lots and lots of Post-It notes.

tin foil.

-Rudey
--Make yourself a third testicle also.

Make a suit of armor or a kilt/loincloth with cut up flattened beer cans.

That sounds dangerous to the package...all those sharp edges...

I'm not even a guy and I cringed on that one!!

How about bandaids?

Ouch! What about when he has to remove them? :eek:

He could creatively drape three bedsheets on himself and go as "Three Sheets to the Wind". Which he'll probably be by the end of the evening, anyway.

Body paint!

Cut a hole in the bottom of a trash bag and a couple holes for arms and just wear a trash bag.

Or, a toga, made out of a sheet. Sheets are not clothes.

Make a kilt out of expired credit cards a la the Tiger Woods American Express jacket from a few years ago...

Clear Plastic Wrap and a Big Smile!:D

Hot suggestions.

I'm digging the tin foil, post-it notes and electrical tape. Maybe I'll come up with a mix of the three? I'll let you guys know how it goes, with possible pictures?

Word.

You should also tape Hershey Kisses (or some other small, relatively lightweight candy) to your tinfoil/post-it/electrical tape outfit. That way you'll have ladies plucking Kisses off your body all night.

hehe...i think that's the best idea!:P

Cannot wait to get Costum Results and what You did!!!

Make Us Proud!;)

Love the Hershey Kiss Idea, can get a lot of Mileage out of that!:cool:

Right-o, but you can use duct tape in really creative non cliche manners... ever hear of duct tape prom

be a rebel and wear clothes.

The sharp edges are covered with something, colored tape, fabric, etc. I've seen some people with party hats made from old beer cans, and it they never cut themselves.

Search for "no clothes party" on Webshots for ideas

What about wrapping paper? Or alumnium foil?

I'm actually planning an Anything But Clothes party for my sorority. This thread has given me some good ideas! :)

Slinkies.

I may have just ruined my monitor!!


Damasa, what did you end up doing?

hey how are you doing? i am goin to a anything but clothes party also this weekend and was jus thinknin about wearing a towel

My old roommate took her sheet and made a toga. She looked great! IDK about all this talk about tape, that has the same effect as the Band-Aids doesn't it? Wouldn't look forward to taking that off. Maybe you could use toilet paper and be a mummy.

hey im kinda new how does this thing work im confused??

You make a couple of awkward posts, then lay your new-and-amazing website on us.

Real answer: You come dressed in anything except for normal clothing. You could wear a lampshade over your junk, rock a bed sheet toga, or duct tape your man boobs. Anything is fair, except actual clothing.

This is actually more often done as "anything but a cup" - where I generally drank out of a dog bowl or a shoe.