The Flavor of Love: Flava Flaaaaaaav!
 

Anyone catch VH1's newest trainwreck reality show tonight?

Why any woman in her 20s (they all look pretty young) would want to traipse around national TV wearing almost nothing, just to fight for the attention of a 46 year old man who's at least two feet shorter than them is beyond me.

I can't choose just one tragic moment:
-Naming the first Asian chick "Oyster"
-"Cherry" getting her nickname because of her big perky nipples
-The other Asian chick admitting that everyone in her family was smart and that she was adopted
-"New York"...um, her eyeliner's on so damn thick I can't even tell if her eyes are open. They look like they're closed 90% of the time.
-"Goldie" spewing chunks the first night
-...and I lost count as to how many girls had gaps between their teefs

Early clips also show Mz. Brigitte making an appearance in a later episode as she attempts help her ex find the next hoebag in line.

Whoever created this show and decided it was appropriate for public viewing deserves to be shot.

I happened to flip over to it and I couldn't help watching a little bit of it and just shaking my head. :o

I saw it- I thought it was hilarious- like a hilariously ridiculous waste of my time, but then I just kept on watching it anyway.

I do not think most of those ladies were in their 20's. They looked older to me.

Everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame I guess.

I wonder if any of them truly like him & want to be married to him?????

What about the hooker who was all, "I like Flava Flav because he has gold teeth...just like my dad."

Between that and Celebrity Fat Camp, my Sunday was quite tragic.

I think Cherry was the one who threw herself at Flav...and then got elimated. She was boo-hooing "I don't want to go home!"

Hottie (the one with the big breasts) was on an episode of Blind Date last year. She said she wanted a man with money on that show so I know her true intentions.:rolleyes:

I think there are some (New York and the one with the braids) who care about Flav. But I think the others are after the $$$$.

Yeah, this is a trainwreck that you just like watching.

Exactly!! For some reason, I couldn't stop watching. The women were truly pathetic. And I've seen NY before on TV, I just can't remember where.

This show is like Elimidate. I would really like to slap the woman who was crying when she got cut.

These girls clearly just want to be on tv.

Who would want Flavor Flav? Seriously?

My thoughts exactly...he's like four feet tall, and NASTY!!! However, I couldn't help but watch. My husband was making fun of me, until he saw it was a real show. Then he had to watch too. I think this show signals the decline of VH1's sanity....but I'm really excited to see Kelly LeBrock on Celebrity Fit Club!

I cringed watching the show but couldn't turn away. The horror that a woman would willingly want to be with him had me wincing all night. Yes it is a trainwreck of a show but I couldn't look away.

I've watched more of it. This girl, New York, is a total bitch. In fact, most of the girls are bitches.

I'm actually sad to see Rain go...she was one of my favorites. But I'm glad Goldie is still there, for some reason she cracks me up.

New York's droppy eyes, chipmunk cheeks and hair tossed all to one side really just needs to go!!

So does Hottie...damn it, why does every damn thing she says about Flav involve his money! Lol...and why am I surprised that there was be some other reason she (and most of the girls) are there?

And does he really have that much money?!?!?!?

Hottie seems to have a couple screws loose.

A friend and I were at the bar last night and this show was on one of the TVs. The closed captioning was on, but everyone remained quiet as they watched this tragedy of a TV show. I don't know how many people were there with their mouths open..in shock.

I knew that Asian chick was up to no good. Oh how I love the drama!

And Hottie? There nothing hot about her. HIDEOUS!!!

i was sad when he let Rain go, she seemed to really have his back...and like epchick said she was a favorite of mine too. Goldie is funny "The chicken is great! Does everone like their chicken?"


They never saw Oyster come in and drop that bomb.:o!
stealth manuvering! I will give her props for being under the radar ;)


New York looks like a broke ass Rah Digga on a budget. I can't stand her or Hottie. They are the drama queens of the house.


and why was Ms. Latin there again if she just broke up w/ the boyfriend? Is that why they broke up? They had to be together somewhat when she was trying out for the show.

I watched the normal version of this (aka The Bachelor) and just laughed at the differences in the shows (not many). They both have psycopaths (My eggs!) and are a hot mess. This one is just more entertaining..

exactly!! That is what I figured out. If they had broken up "a week ago" then they MUST have still been dating when she applied and got "accepted" for the show. Damn, if my boyfriend did that, i think i might dump him too.

The Bachelor last night would've been great if he brought out watches instead of roses and told the girls "You know what time it is..." :D

Pumkin should've gotten the boot just for being annoying. I don't know how many times she mentioned,

"But I'm a substitute teacher and cheerleading coach. I work with kids all the time..."

New York gets scarier every week.

Hottie disturbs me. Nuh uh, you do not look like Beyonce, you delusional freak. I think she's been hit in the head too many times with those watermelons she's got on her chest.

I liked Smiley and the non-drama girls, and Smiley's my favorite so far...but I'm also pulling for Goldie. She seems like she's the most 'real' one outta all of them.

And Punkin was balling when she didn't get picked for the date!:rolleyes:

I'm also rooting for Sweetie. I give her props for saying that she wanted to take things slow.

HOTTIE AND NEW YORK NEEDS TO GO!!!!:mad: :mad:

New York was ballin cause she wasn't one of the 5 that Flav wanted to go with the kids. HELLO...you had your chance to meet with the old people, and you bailed out. It was time for the other 5 girls to have their turn...gosh! lol.

I got soo tired of Pumkin sayin "i'm a subsitute teacher AND a cheerleading coach" so what? Doesn't mean your good with kids. I know A LOT of teachers who aren't good with kids, but they still teach. Get over yourself.

Those aren't watermelons...they are deflated balloons!!!!! lol

This show is so hilarious! I think Hoopz is really the only pretty one on it. I wonder what the other women who tried out for the show looked like if these are the best of the casting call???

I agree. Hoopz is one of the few that isn't painful to look at.

So who watched last night?

Sad to see Sweetie go, but she was SO RIGHT ON when she went off on Flav.

I mean, how the hell you gonna choose the girl who MICROWAVED the chicken? :eek:

She ain't no 26 waist.

I did, I did!!

I was sad to see Sweetie go to.:( But she was right on the money on what she said to Flav. Remember she tried to change her stategy but it didn't work.

Hottie is on some kind of drugs. She is very delusional, especially with the chicken.

I still stand by what I said last week (about Hottie and NY)!:mad: :mad:

She seems to get more and more on crack every week. Because of this, I'm starting to believe that she's just an actress hired by VH1 to add to the drama factor.

There is NO WAY IN HELL someone can be like for real. There just can't be!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I really don't know what world Hottie is living in. 1st she thinks she looks like Beyonce and 2nd she thinks that spare tire she has around her waist is a 26 inches around!!!! WHATEVER DUDE. Oh lord, this girl really needs to go to a mental institution. I love Goldie's reaction though!!


I had actually seen the elimination earlier in the day, and had to wait til around 10 at night to see the episode...go figure.lol

But i'm glad sweetie went off, wtf? Cause she wouldn't give it up like pumkin or something?

You know its all about ratings though, people rather see Hottie than sweetie, so that is why Flav kept her.


My favorite is still GOLDIE...he better pick her!!

This is my new guilty pleasure.

I loved the look on Flav's mom's face when New York came over and said, " I love your son". I also about died when she went in to Flav's bedroom after Hoopz and Pumpkin all decked out for seduction and was ticked because the "sluts" were hanging on "her" man. Get this chick a therapist, stat.

I like Goldie and Hoopz. They are the most normal of the girls on the show, relatively speaking. I'm convinced that Oyster is a plant, placed there specifically to get the dirt on the other contestants.

Anybody else catch today's marathon on VH1?

Damn them because I'm officially hooked and I can't wait to see who freaking wins.

Oh, and Red Oyster's MySpace. On her page you'll find links to Flav, Miss Latin, Pumkin, Rain, Sweetie, Smiley, Cherry, and Peaches. Was too lazy to look through Flav's MySpace, but I'm sure New York and Hottie have their own as well.

:eek: at Smiley being divorced twice and her three kids. Didn't know she was on WWE either.

I was. Man, that was icky. I guess she just wanted to show some love for her man, though. It did turn out to be New York week, what with her Flav-love-athon and screaming match with Hottie taking center stage.

Still love my girl Goldie; I hope she wins.

DAMMIT I WANNA KNOW WHO THE LAST CLOCK WOULDA GONE TO!

Yay for Brigitte next week....Foofy Foofy!

I did too!! I think both NY and Hottie should feel extremely lucky. Next week will be quite interesting with the lie detector tests.

I think NY would have gotten the last clock. Her and Hottie should have been very grateful.

(((Red Oyster))):( Even thought she was a tattletail, at least she was cool.

I dont think he was going to give the clock to New York. He mentioned that she may be the jealous type. Anyone that tells you they are in love with you, crying over you, and you don't know them that well, is NOT a keeper.

What in the world did hottie have on at the casino?



Btw, Is the house that they are staying in Flav's?

I think its admirable that Red Oyster left. I hope all went well with her dad!

I think that New York would have gotten the clock...she's been saying all the right things to Flav, and even thought he might think she was the jealous type, i don't think that really would have factored into the decision.

I mean come on...Hottie cooked a RAW chicken in the microwave and tried to serve it to Flav's mom.

And I don't know what was up with Smiley...taking her clothes off and everything. Dang girl, i know you want to have some time with him, but have SOME decency.

After reading her myspace, I started cracking up when she said she's been married ONCE and hasn't been on a date in 7 or 8 years...maybe cause your still MARRIED!!! Ugh.

I still say GOOOOOO GOLDIE

I don't know the actual URL, but her real name is Leilene Ondrade, and she's on all the girls' profiles.

I like Smiley...and if I had to choose someone to take her top off, I'm glad it was her -- and not 'Hottie'. I'm starting to get disturbed with that little dance she does with her shoulders... but it's understandable considering she's so freaking huge and she probably can't move in any other direction.

Smiley's myspace .

For those of you who are interested, here's Hottie's webpage http://www.schatar.com/.

Okay, how in the world is she an Ivy League graduate?

I'd like to assume that Ivy League graduates know how long it takes to fully cook a chicken.

If she really is an Ivy League grad, I'm calling bullshit on the chicken -- that shit must've been staged.

ETA: Just took a look at her resume and her acting work is extensive. She's a UPenn grad -- it's all an act, kids!