Phi Sigma Mu
 

There's been discussion of Christian, Jewish, and Muslim GLOs, but nothing dedicated to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Therefore I'm starting a new GLO called Phi Sigma Mu. All are welcome to come forward to be touched by His noodly appendage.
Another thread discussed tattoos, and you may be wondering whether those would be a problem. The answer is no. "Tattoo" may have 3 Ts, but "The Flying Spaghetti Monster" has 4. Phi Sigma Mu encourages all members to seek noodly tattoos.

How can You be so degrading to Kansans with Your Posts?:mad: ;) :D

Where is the fourth T? Or is that TTTT as In PPP!:)

Mmmm, I think I'll be cooking spaghetti for dinner tonight.

Pizza!:D

Will it be possible to join this GLO in addition to a national social fraternity? If so, then consider GMU a colony.

Well as you can see by my location, I've already been touched by His Noodly Appendage, and have been working hard at converting others to Pastafarianism.

"The flying spagheTTi monsTer"

Yes, we welcome members of all GLOs. The Flying Spaghetti Monster will be pleased to extend his noodly presence to GMU.

Kansas degrades itself by refusing to acknowledge Him.

Also, the state of Kansas tolerates Fred Phelps. I can't say that I approve.

Pastafarians are encouraged to eat all types of pasta, even fettucine. But it especially pleases the noodly master when people eat spaghetti.

pastafarian, should I take the time to make meatballs, or should I go vegetarian and simply throw in some kalamata olives?

Although Phi Sigma Mu will be extremely inclusive, we do not plan to extend a bid to Fred Phelps.
http://www.godhatesphelps.org/

Re: Phi Sigma Mu
 

lol!

If you're in the mood for marinara sauce, I think that meatballs would be the way to go. Otherwise, kalamata olives might go well with olive oil, garlic, and parmesan cheese.

His exalted noodliness smiles upon you.

Fred Whats His F**K?

Idiot is Supreme!!

Not sure of What?:rolleyes:

Screw It, I am still doing Pizzsa Pie!:D


pastafarian, Thank ???, I dont want to demean The Name for This Slug!;)

Does Phi Sigma Mu do AI? :D

Yes. Except for Fred Phelps.

Mmmm, I just got done making chicken cheddar broccoli penne. Yum :) I love pasta!

What's AI?

Artificial intelligence.

-Rudey

yayayayay
 

I'm a legacy!!! My mother's father's brother's cousin was in Phi Sigma Mu. Can I join? And can anyone on GC write me a rec even though no one really knows who I am?

Yes. Our noodly deity is universal. In fact, we hope to expand Phi Sigma Mu all over the world though we haven't yet figured out the logistics for Antarctica.

Your admirable initiative pleases His exalted starchiness.

Re: yayayayay
 

In the true spirit of spaghetti, we prefer that legacy connections be as convoluted as possible. We also also give extra points to recommendations written by people who have never met you. Almost anyone can write a glowing recommendation for someone they know well, but it takes special creativity to do this for a complete stranger.

Re: Re: yayayayay
 

Ok, I was :rolleyes: at the rest of the thread, but this particular post cracked me up!!!:)

Alumni Initiation.

Initiation for someone into a Greek Organization after a person has Graduated!:)

No offense, but I think I like Rudey's answer better.

Will Brandi Rae be eligible?

*ducks and runs*

Jesus some of y'all need to get out more.

And you need to stop taking the lawd's name in vain. That really irks me. :mad:

I used to work every sabbath day.

my father's cousin's sister's boyfriends is in this. I am a leg! I would like to start a colony at UK. Fred has been to Lexington, we need the healing powers of pasta.

So much enthusiasm! His noodly holiness will be well-pleased. In "Chit Chat," I have started a new thread for writing FSM recommendations.
http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...threadid=73263

I'll pledge Phi Sigma Mu.

Hoo[hyphen]ray for the Richmond Alumni Colony

What is a lawd?

Is that like, 'to laud'? As in, to heap compliments in someone's general direction? lard? Nothing I said related to fat, unless you're thinking about the lard that the people who find this crap funny MUST have in between their ears.

Oh, did you mean Lord? You do know it's OK to say Lord right? You're not taking the word, Lord, in vain by saying it correctly. But thanks sweetie, if I want religious guidance, I'll head to Mass. You're not my mother, spiritual advisor, spouse, or relation, so pardon me if I really don't give two shits about what irks ya.

Does mortuary school count? Or, how 'bout a home correspondence course? Or maybe, can someone buy a degree from the internet and use that as proof of 'graduation'? I mean, how closely does Phi Sigma Mu look at grades?:p

Excellent question. We prefer that applicants have GPAs of 1.1 because it's easy to spell that with dry pieces of spaghetti. As far as the mortuary school, His holy noodliness uses dishwashers instead of morticians. But He is willing to retrain people.

For the record, I know not all NPC sororities that do AI require that you graduate from college.

Really, who?


Would be interested.