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KillarneyRose 12-03-2005 07:43 PM

After which institution of higher learning would YOU name your baby?
 
For a girl, I like Pepperdine. I would call her "Peppy" and she would grow up to be a professional cheerleader.

For a boy, I like Wofford or perhaps Gonzaga because those are just really manly names. They would, of course, grow up to be lumberjacks.

Oooh, know what would be great for twin boys? Usna and Usma . And when they grow up they could join the Navy and the Army.

So many great schools, so few kids.

Discuss...

tinydancer 12-03-2005 07:47 PM

TEXAS - of course!
(however, my old high school boyfriend did name his son Texas)

Tom Earp 12-03-2005 07:49 PM

You are Nutsoid!!!! But That Is All Right, You are Red Headed!:D

Unregistered- 12-03-2005 07:54 PM

Re: After which institution of higher learning would YOU name your baby?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by KillarneyRose
For a girl, I like Pepperdine. I would call her "Peppy" and she would grow up to be a professional cheerleader.

For a boy, I like Wofford or perhaps Gonzaga because those are just really manly names. They would, of course, grow up to be lumberjacks.

Oooh, know what would be great for twin boys? Usna and Usma . And when they grow up they could join the Navy and the Army.

So many great schools, so few kids.

Discuss...

You, my dear...are evil.

For a girl, Sarah Lawrence would be an easy pick, but I assume a lot of people might choose that. I like Brenau and even Lehigh.

For a boy, I believe DUKE sounds very manly. I also like Creighton and Seton (Hall).

GO NAVY! BEAT ARMY!

AUDeltaGam 12-03-2005 09:03 PM

Auburn, of course! ;)

Lady Pi Phi 12-03-2005 09:07 PM

Girl: Queens

Boy: Simon Fraser
Francis Xavier
McGill


Canadian universities seem to have names better suited for boys.

Sister Havana 12-03-2005 09:19 PM

Indiana, of course! :D

_Q_ 12-03-2005 09:21 PM

How about "PhoenixOnline?"

Lady Pi Phi 12-03-2005 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by _Q_
How about "PhoenixOnline?"
I like DeVry.

VandalSquirrel 12-03-2005 09:51 PM

Re: Re: After which institution of higher learning would YOU name your baby?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by OTW
You, my dear...are evil.

For a girl, Sarah Lawrence would be an easy pick, but I assume a lot of people might choose that. I like Brenau and even Lehigh.

For a boy, I believe DUKE sounds very manly. I also like Creighton and Seton (Hall).

GO NAVY! BEAT ARMY!

No lie my GP is named Sarah Lawrence, but Lawrence is her married name so it wasn't intentional.

How about Berkeley or Stanford? Carroll wouldn't be too bad either. I bet there are some kids in Utah and Southern Idaho named Brigham Young.

honeychile 12-03-2005 10:21 PM

William and Mary for twins, of course!

Girls: Auburn (of course!), Mercer, Liberty, Madison, or Meridith (I'd add Vassar, but there's no Greek System there!)

Boys: McNeese, Yale, Randolph-Macon, Wake Forest or Dartmouth

and Princeton, if he/she is illegitamate!

carnation 12-03-2005 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AUDeltaGam
Auburn, of course! ;)
What she said!

Lindz928 12-03-2005 11:20 PM

I would go with a nice simple "Georgia". Awwww. :p

stuckinohio 12-03-2005 11:36 PM

Denison... Kent...

alphaxikt 12-04-2005 12:10 AM

Whitworth... so Presbyterian...

Tippiechick 12-04-2005 12:23 AM

Audrey (Audrey Cohen College)
Augusta (Augusta State)
Campbell (Campbell University)
Carson (Carson-Newman)
Oak / Oakley (Oakland Community College)
Radford
Savannah (Savannah State)

KatieKate1244 12-04-2005 12:39 AM

For a girl...
Tiffin
Shawnee
Azusa (Azusa Pacific)
Biola
Shenandoah
Bethany

Would probably work for either sex:
Juilliard

For a boy:
Drexel
Shepherd
Ferris
Carlos Albizu (I have no idea where this one is)

For twins:
Carson and Newman
Davis and Elkins

kddani 12-04-2005 12:40 AM

What, l'il Darmouth isn't good enough for anyone? :(

JennRN 12-04-2005 12:53 AM

Well, Princeton is already taken...so I have to go back to the drawing board now...

ADPiZXalum 12-04-2005 01:12 AM

I have a friend from school who is named Baylor. It was really funny.....I always teased him about it.

KSig RC 12-04-2005 01:50 PM

I would probably name the child, boy or girl, "Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University" - although I wish there were some universally accepted way to shorten that. Maybe "Vaj"?

Kevin 12-04-2005 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KatieKate1244
[B]
Would probably work for either sex:
Juilliard

For a boy:
Drexel
Ferris
Carlos Albizu (I have no idea where this one is)

Above, please find a list of names that will get your son's ass kicked all through elementary school.

bcdphie 12-04-2005 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lady Pi Phi
Girl: Queens

Boy: Simon Fraser
Francis Xavier
McGill


Canadian universities seem to have names better suited for boys.

There's also Brock, Carleton, Ryerson and Wilfred Laurier for boys, and University of Victoria and University of Alberta for a girl...

ISUKappa 12-04-2005 03:36 PM

You know, I am having a difficult time coming up with names for this kid.

Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology as a tribute to my husband (shortened to Rosie if it's a girl, Rhit if it's a boy)
Cornell (Nellie?)
Drake
Loyola Marymount

Tom Earp 12-04-2005 04:17 PM

Rose-Hulman!!!!!

Wonder if He knew Steve Corbin? LXA there!!!:cool:


Yale? (Eli)

Georgia (On My Mind)

Senusret I 12-04-2005 05:18 PM

I know a girl named Brandeis.

Xylochick216 12-04-2005 05:33 PM

Elon is a Hebrew name for boys :p there are actually a few guys at my alma mater named that.

I still think Dartmouth takes the cake. Trying to sound all educated when in fact she probably faked all her supposed degrees ;)

Rudey 12-04-2005 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Senusret I
I know a girl named Brandeis.
I had heard of a guy named Louis Brandeis.

-Rudey
--This is such a corny thread, I feel like I need to make a thread for knock-knock jokes now.

aopirose 12-05-2005 03:24 PM

I kid you not. There is an old Baton Rouge family where the children are named after major universities. Their parents thought it would fun because their names were Stanford and Loyola. The “kids” are in their 50s and 60s now.

Boys:
Stanford, Jr.
Harvard
Duke (whose twin is T’lane)
Princeton
Cornell

Girls:
Auburn
T’lane (Tulane)

AlphaFrog 12-05-2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aopirose
I kid you not. There is an old Baton Rouge family where the children are named after major universities. Their parents thought it would fun because their names were Stanford and Loyola. The “kids” are in their 50s and 60s now.

Boys:
Stanford, Jr.
Harvard
Duke (whose twin is T’lane)
Princeton
Cornell

Girls:
Auburn
T’lane (Tulane)

Should have named the twins William & Mary

sugar and spice 12-05-2005 03:38 PM

Swarthmore.

AOIIBrandi 12-05-2005 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Senusret I
I know a girl named Brandeis.
You beat me to it, I went to high school with a girl named Brandeis. She went by Brandie.

I also went to HS with a guy whose middle name is Radcliffe.

PhoenixAzul 12-05-2005 03:57 PM

I could name a kid BIFHE (pronounced Biff-ee), which is the acronym for Belfast Institute of Further and Higher Education, where I'm studying in a few weeks.

or Ulster.

I would never name a kid Otterbein though, my god.

MysticCat 12-05-2005 04:25 PM

Boy: Washington Lee
Girl: Agnes Scott

They would both be very Southern kids.

Honeykiss1974 12-05-2005 04:32 PM

I have a friend from college named Tulane. :) She said her dad loved the school so much that he named her after it.

DolphinChicaDDD 12-05-2005 04:39 PM

Hartford.
So that if you said it fast enough, it sounds like the kids name is Harvard. Well, at least in my accent it does.

Peaches-n-Cream 12-05-2005 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DolphinChicaDDD
Hartford.
So that if you said it fast enough, it sounds like the kids name is Harvard. Well, at least in my accent it does.

My friend's daughter was accepted to Hartford, and everyone thought she was accepted to Harvard. They were really impressed for a minute until they were corrected.

AEPhiSierra 12-05-2005 05:27 PM

I can't remember if it was a guy or girl but someone who was a year or two behind me in high school was named Yale. I wonder if that would give him/her a few bonus points when they applied...

AXO Alum 12-05-2005 05:43 PM

One friend has a brother named "Dean" - as in Dean Smith of UNC Chapel Hill -- another friend has a brother named "Wake" and one named "Forest" as in Wake Forest.

MTSUGURL 12-05-2005 07:08 PM

Wooster.




Just kidding. I'm not that mean.


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