If you had to change your name to a Ghetto name:, For those with ghetto ambitions...
 

What are some of the most ghetto names you can make up for yourself? I'll start:



* Toyneesha Champipple Quameerah Jenkins
(that one's for you CT4)

* Sha'Diamond Lexus Washington

Re: If you had to change your name to a Ghetto name:, For those with ghetto ambitions
 

*I'm getting some popcorn, cause this thread is about to be off the hook...:cool:

Shenigua Toyota Davis

La Troy Germainita Willis

Datronious Ca Dillac Thomas

Tondalier Marquetta Sorkins

Platniumisha Tamika McDonald

TaTa'licious Jenkins

Shequiana Hues

Re: Re: If you had to change your name to a Ghetto name:, For those with ghetto ambitions
 

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here ya go!!

your ghetto name is: Shabambu Tanqueray06 Watkins

I'm ALL over Datronious Ca Dillac http://www.siyclone.com/forum//style...ault/dead2.gif

LaTaQuasia QuDiamonique Johnson

Calculatricia Koffay Holmes

Noxema Hmm-Sadda Smith

I'm so DEAD at this. Me and my homegirl are rolling!

SchwaTangia Dashiannataye Williams II

Heppatytus Khlamydia Smith

Frankincense Myrrh Weatherby da fif

CTFU.

Boomshakalaka Monistatqueesha Butt.

Cellucritia Mo`Shanetta Franklin

Urthelda Shantavius Smith

The artist formerly known as Prunettia

Benisha Equanda Thomas

Roberticus Eugene Anderson:D

that sounds like an old Baptist Deacon's name...lol

Yup...he the chairman of the Deacon Board

Dea. Cleophus Ruckus Washington is the co-chairman!

What ever happened to that thread that dealt with naming kids after household products? :confused: I tried to find it the other day but couldn't....


Mycrosopht Jackson (Mya for short)

Coffee Au'lait Jenkins (I really do know someone named Coffee)

HAHAHAHA!

Hermajesty Boriqua Young

DaKondymbroke Akkrylicnelle Washington

LaTerragon TaCumen Jones
Pecania Pieta Jones
Twanokia L'Sprintia Andrews

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Dayum i just dropped my soup after I sounded that isht out!!

LMBO!!

Why did it take me a while to figure this out!? LOL :D

I want you all to know that you are as wrong as two left shoes. http://www.siyclone.com/forum//style...spitcoffee.gif

This is one of the funniest names I'd seen in a loooooong time!!!! But you know there is always a name that is more ghetto than the next.

Case in point:








































DIASTARRQUEEN SPECIAL __________________. It don't even matter what the last name is. The moment anyone names their child this, you will never live it down and your child will NEVER EVER EVER forgive you for that.

The corner is about to become heavily populated, cuz y'all just wrong as hayle!!!!!
CTHU!!! :D :D

AlQuaeda Benladendidit Johnson

LaFontaye Jenkins VII

Champagne Alize Jenkins and my son's name is Dontaquavious Durrell Jackson-Jenkins

I am officially D.O.N.E.

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CU @ TaTa'licious!


Mine are

L'Esprit DeCourvoisier Jones
Karrera Maserati Jenkins
Christian Versace Brown
Nawtika Vuiton Simmons

I'm so sick over Nawtika's middle name!

Shabeekbeek Tyroneneesha Ne'Barbara Jenkins

Champaine Versace Collins

Mama-say-mama-sa-ma-ma-ku-sa Shaquez Jenkins

I kid you not - I know a woman who named one of her beautiful twin girls LaTaQuasia! The other, DeOmar. What is it that at least one child has to be saddled with a fanciful version of the baby daddy's name? I know a

Raynelle
D'Damion (you just know that his teachers are going to think he stutters!)
Lamarcus
Precious Esaunelle
Christopherique
DeCalvin
Taundelaya
TaWayne

I feel so sorry for these kids... But I LOVE DaKondymbroke!!!

BWAHAHAHA!!! Soror LNF you are too much!!

CLASSIC!!! But it'd be Mahmasaemamah Sah'Mahma Quusa. That's more classy
:D



I like Zanzarisha'Lee Elizabeth. You know folks'll be ghetto with the first name then all regular with the middle, like that makes it ok.

Cubic Zirconia Rhinestone Sinclair

Adore Insatiable Rodgers (Prince's love child)

TO.DA.CORNER!!!