Good evening to the mens of Kappa Alpha Psi
 

I would like to introduce myself.

I am Shamika LaQuandra Taylor. I am inspiring to become a Zeta. I know it will happen one day, sooner or later.

However, meanwhile I am also SINGLE. I saw some pics of some of yall, and you all are fine.

My ex recently cheated on me. I saw him kissing some white girl at walmart. He was also feeling on her gluteus maximus. I would say booty, but she ain't got none. I was about to go "left-eye" on his house. But the lawd spoke to me and I didn't do it.

Okay, about me. Thanksgiving is coming up this Thursday. Thanksgiving is a big thing with my family. They are mini family reunions. Almost every one in my family has a man. The only ones who don't is my 76 year granny. That's pretty self-explanatory if you know what I mean. But, for us youngins, I'm the only one who does not have any kids, and my a$$ is 21!

I don't want to be embarrassed. So, if one of yall is looking for a date please PM me!

ooooh boy.

Who is you? :confused: I have not seen you around these neck of the woods before.

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I am seriously CTFU!!!! This is some GOOD ISHT!!!! Shamika Laquandra Taylor, you are a rare gem.

However I would be remiss if I did not point out to you that instead of I am inspiring to become a Zeta. It should be I am ASPIRING to become a Zeta.

Good luck in your quest to get you a nice and sexy Kappa man.

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Watchu talkin about willis? Ain't apiring the same thing as breathing in and breathing out?

OhhhHHHHHHhhhh lawd, thanks for reminding me of my JAM!

-snapping fingers-

-lifting chest/breast-

Breathe in (breathe in) breathe out (breathe out)
Do the chickenhead go on let it out
Breathe out (breathe out) Breathe in (breathe in)
Put ya back in and let ya knees bend

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Lawd Jesus, sounds like you need to visit dictionary.com

in·spir·ing ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-sprng)
adj.
Tending to arouse or exalt: an inspiring eulogy.

in·spire ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-spr)
v. in·spired, in·spir·ing, in·spires
v. tr.
To affect, guide, or arouse by divine influence.
To fill with enlivening or exalting emotion: hymns that inspire the congregation; an artist who was inspired by Impressionism.

To stimulate to action; motivate: a sales force that was inspired by the prospect of a bonus.
To affect or touch: The falling leaves inspired her with sadness.
To draw forth; elicit or arouse: a teacher who inspired admiration and respect.
To be the cause or source of; bring about: an invention that inspired many imitations.
To draw in (air) by inhaling.
Archaic.
To breathe on.
To breathe life into.

v. intr.
To stimulate energies, ideals, or reverence: a leader who inspires by example.
To inhale.

as·pire ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-spr)
intr.v. as·pired, as·pir·ing, as·pires
To have a great ambition or ultimate goal; desire strongly: aspired to stardom.
To strive toward an end: aspiring to great knowledge.
To soar.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D:D:D:D


Ooooh Lawd my kidneys, my kidneys are hurting:o

Shamika good luck girl, go one and get you a sexy Kappa man.:p

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And the hits just keep on rolling... CTHU at CT4 (my hero!) :D

Are you going to pay for travel and lodging for this worthy young man? What area are you in? I might be able to help you out.

I know. We need to at least know what state you are in. I might know some people to hook you up with?

We're the folks who want to help you. :)

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You got me CTFU over here!!

Okay, seriously. Who is this? Dionysus? Is that another alter-ego of yours?

You say that as if I had a lot of alter-egos. I only had like 3 or 4 over the years. :)

If I really was ShamikaT, someone would've called me on it way before six months. :p

People usually know who I am after a day. :(

No.

I also don't think she's anyone elses alter-ego.

All I have to say is............




















ShamikaT, you even have me cracking up. Especially after my latest encounters on this board. :D

Hahaha. Riiiight. I wasn't even here for the SH80 stuff, and you've more than 3 or 4 since then. You just get all pissy when you get called out on it.

/hijack

Shamika, still waiting on some actual info from you here. You can't expect answers when you won't give any info

$h!t, you think I'm gonna post my info on the public internets? Yall must be kiddin. I was asking about the honeys, but hey, I admit that I have a little curiousity. So, if yall dying to get to know me better, send me a PM, and I will slide yall my digits. ;)

Funny!
 

I didn't know greekchat was used to get hookups. good luck on your quest ShamikaT!

we have a relationship forum on kazo. i'm sure someone over there could answer your questions.

Bwaaa-hahahaha!!! http://www.siyclone.com/forum//style...spitcoffee.gif

**oops I'm sorry I didn't (snicker) mean to laugh at your (giggle) offer of help to her http://www.siyclone.com/forum//style...ault/dead3.gif

Shamika, girl, ignore the naysayers. If you want to find your boo, and prefer not to use eHarmony.com, Match.com, etc. then you go for yours.

Maybe A Pimp Named Slick Back would be willing to help you.:D

Oh yeah, I've been banned several times - SH80, SH80er, and SH80est...

What I mean is that I only had like 3 or 4 "sock puppets".

I've never gotten pissy when people simply tried to figure them out. :confused: I remember people who insulted me though, yeah I remember cursing a few people out.

U stoopid, CTHU.

ShamikaT, don't shorten his name to Slick Back - gotta say the whole thing. :p :cool:

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/...ticons7/24.gif Just when I thought the hilarity was over! http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/...ticons7/24.gif

Thank you Ninja Poodle
 

Now Shamika, if you are REALLY looking for someone, let me help you. I got "mens" all across the country. A Pimp Named Slick Back can't compete with what I got going on. So, send me some more info, I'll make sure to pass it along to the right people. You know us 110% Fine and Christlike Black "womens" gotta stick together!

Re: Good evening to the mens of Kappa Alpha Psi
 

ROTFLMAO!!!! I am so late but this is hellafunny!! :D

Watch out 'dere now KA Psi!
 

http://www.siyclone.com/forum//style...spitcoffee.gif

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Shamika, chile, don't be emburrassed - Gon' get yours girl... Don't you settle! Make sure he got some $$$$

(TP singing "Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger... but she ain't messin' with no broke, broke, broke ...)

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UHHHH NASTY! Nevermind!

There will be no graping ShamikaT.

This bia probably have more microbes than a crusty bed that hasn't been changed in 3 months at Motel 6!

Can't believe I missed this. Leave it to CT4 to handle things.

And if he tells you you have 45 seconds to get in the car make sure you do it.

lmbo...Alrighty Then

Shamika, dear, how was your Thanksgiving? Did you get a nice man to accompany you to family dinner?

I had a blessed Thanksgiving. :)

You had a blessed Thanksgiving because of why? You have not been arrested yet? Have not caught a STD? Or, because you found a man to bring to Thanksgiving dinner? I believe it is NOT the latter. :p

:( :mad:

LoJ


makes me sad...

Shamika T,

I would break you off, but I am going to have to pass. Besides, I can't promise you that I will keep my hands off that SNOW BUNNY BADUNKADUNK:rolleyes:
A brother can't live off bread and water alone...

Have you thought about changing your name to Amber or Katie?
:D
Maybe then you can get your old man back... just a suggestion

booooooooooo :(

I.AM.DEAD

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How did I miss this?

CTFU!!!!!! Hilarious!! :D

LoJ, why are you sad? You want her to crave the men of Phi Beta Sigma instead? LMAO

Hell naw, I just said in a different thread that I'm proud of my black name. Maybe I'll change my name to Amberitashelle or La Katiesha.

SNOW BUNNY BADUNKADUNK? I don't even know what you talkin' about. I assume it is something nasty. :mad: You know I ain't into that worldly mess anymore. :rolleyes:

CCCCCCCCCCCTFU!! I will let Bobby Earl tell you what snow bunny badunkadunk means but CTFU @ you not being into the worldly mess anymore.

Shamika, YOU ROCK!! :D