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Avast Ye! It Be Talk Like A Pirate Day!
International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Grab your grog, fetch your lusty wench or your Jolly Roger and start the celebratin'. While chained to me desk, I'm enterin' the spirit of th' day by givin' a listen t' "Pirates of Penzance" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." Or perchance you'd rather pass along some pirate jokes -- A little boy is trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself. He is dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan' head!" -- or practice your pirate pickup lines. |
Allow me to be the first to post the funniest pirate joke ever....
A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts." :) |
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
ARRRRRRRRRRgyle. |
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ever since last year (when I was made aware), I've been looking forwad to this day for a very long time..... only I was looking forward to hearing the entire ride of Pirates of the Caribbean...but alas my dj forgot it at his house in tucson..... argh! |
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Maraud and embezzle and even hijack. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! We burn up the city, we're really a fright. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs! Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads! Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. |
Arrrr...
(sorry that's the best I could do... really...) |
If you go to www.americangreetings.com you can send ecard for "Talk like a Pirate" Day!!!!!
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Some of these guys give the term "hook up" a whole new meaning.
And not a good one. |
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Click below to find yer pirate name! Post yer findings or you'll be sleeping with the fishes. YARRRR!!!
http://www.stupidstuff.org/main/piratename.htm I be "Lord Cruikshank"!! |
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Dan? |
<--------- Iron Jack Kidd
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<----- Vicious Ned the Ripper
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For some reason....
Mad Ned The Executioner or if I do my net name: The magnificant nose I kinda like my nose.....so I think we will go with that one |
my most favorite joke!
What to Pirates drink?
mARRRRGHaritas! |
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Greetings from Captain Keelhauler.:D |
I am the Blood-Letter.
EXCELLENT. |
There are a whole lot of sick people on this thread!!!!!!!:rolleyes:
Reason being ARRRRG, damnit I cant think of anything!:confused: |
Hmmm... sounds like me a DA are going to have to duel... my full name came up as: "Devil Dan" (I don't know Dan just doesn't sound scary...)
However other variations are: Crew-Killer Carson - remember kids Rum and Cannons don't mix ;) Dirty Mike Whitfurrows - I have an image of a drunken British version of Bluto "terrorizing" the brothels :p |
Apparently I am the Bishop of Death.:eek:
What state are most American pirates from? Arrrrrrrkansas. :o |
I celebrated Talk Like a Pirate Day in my music classroom. I had a hook hand and everything. It was a blast!
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ARRRRH!
Call me Dry Bone Bronson! |
I came up as Frankenberry.. wasn't that a cereal?
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I am bored so I put in my sister's name and it's really dirty. :o
cum bucket EWWW! |
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Re: Avast Ye! It Be Talk Like A Pirate Day!
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sad thing is, i'm doing this from memory
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although i've heard the song more than once and even seen it written.. that's sad too
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With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse! With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypote-ponuse! By the by, ye can call me Jagged Johnson. |
So I actually sent that e-card to a bunch of people yesterday, telling them to go home, drink some rum, and watch "Pirates of the Caribbean".
They all called me a dork. :D |
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I checked again and still no letter h in the first word. EWWW! |
I be Count Plunder.
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I be Wilhelm the Dense - arrrr! But ye should call me Black Bill!
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i be dasterdly dick
my son celebrated talk like a pirate day by reading his latin translations out loud in a pirate voice. he has a cool teacher. |
We had a kid go through rush last week that the undergrads had nicknamed 'the pirate' because he told us that he liked to play with swords. Not like he was into fencing or anything, but swordfighting and stuff. Clearly, he did not receive a bid, as the UG's thought that the sword fighting stuff was a little odd. That and he was just a dork. But it did inspire lots of humor. Jokes abounded about his parrot, lots of 'arrggggg' was heard, but most guys just said the only Captain Morgain they were interested in hanging out with was in a bottle.
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My pirate name is Mighty Ripper
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