The Joys of Advising.. (Warning - Adult Content)
 

I kid you not. I got this email today from one of the undergrads in the chapter.

ok this may be the most unusual email you've ever gotten but ya so i put it in my girlfriends a** once but she said it hurt too much. so she'll let me do it again if it doesn't hurt so much. in sex shops they have stuff that seems specifically marketed for that. says it desensitizes and stuff. i was wondering if thats all marketing and i would just be better off with ky. ya so thats my random ass question but i figured you might have an idea...

This definately wasnt covered in the Advisor Training materials I ever got.

I can appreciate that he trusts me enough to ask, and that he probably doesnt have anyone else he could ask, but still, wow.

I was actually speechless for a while.

lol

that is super funny! you probably know him well enough to know if maybe he was just kidding?

Ummm...

uh....

er...

ok...:confused:

Forward it to Savage Love.

Wow-- I don't think those questions are in any advising manuals I have read either...
Well what'd you tell him?

What did you answer?

Send him to Dr. Drew's website

He knows everything.

Andrew, call Me We Need to talk!:(

well you can tell him about your experience with women and "other holes". By other holes i mean those caused by a gunshot ;)

:eek:

eeek!
:eek:

ky is probably the best thing on the market, and its cheaper then the stuff in the sex shop... but that stuff does work :)

Ohhh... it's in chapter 12 of mine ... ;)

insane.

At least you know he trusts you if he's going to ask that kind of question. But, wow. :eek:

This is definitely not in our "Chapter Management Guide."

Re: The Joys of Advising.. (Warning - Adult Content)
 

Did anyone else catch this pun? ;)

But yeah, damn. I would never have asked one of my advisors anything like that! How is it possible that a fraternity guy doesn't have anyone else that he can ask that question of? :confused:

I think you need to call in the expert on this one.

Where's Rudey?

I like causing pain and hurting people so I wouldn't be much help here.

-Rudey

I finally found it! It's under "Legalities" and simply says, "Sue the sick bastage for unnatural sexual acts."

You must be one heck of an advisor! :eek: :p

shouldn't that info be in your pledge manuals? ;)

And here we thought they would be prepared......after initiation and the goat.......

ROFLMAO

Well, maybe it's more that the goat didn't complain.... the girl did. ;)

From an old commercial jingle...

"Vaseline Petroleum Jelly, your First Aid kit in a jar..."

I am appaled at this thread.;)

I must be getting OLD!:(

Maybe he has you confused with that 'Talk Sex with Sue' lady.

Are you going to respond back to him? :p

Re: Re: The Joys of Advising.. (Warning - Adult Content)
 

Amazing how comma placement can make all the difference in the world, huh. lol.


At any rate, I saw him last night and he was wanting to know. I told him to wait till AFTER the rush function was over.

Once it was over I told him that I'd email him some links he could read up on and that should help. Also, the websites I read suggested it was all about lots of lube, relaxation and lots of trust for her to enjoy it.

Then I got all wigged out that I was actually answering the question and quickly changed the subject.

Re: Re: Re: The Joys of Advising.. (Warning - Adult Content)
 

A very grown-up answer. I think you sound like a good advisor. Congrats. :)