Signs your friend (or you) is/are whooped
 

Name em.

Whappppppish! or WHOAAAAPAH!

If a guy will go to the store and buy you tampons he is whipped. :D

He goes out and she waits up until 2:00 a.m. to pick him and his drunk-ass friends up from the bar...:rolleyes:

One of my girls has a boyfriend who does this for her. ;)

I was at a restaurant with some friends one time. My bestfriend started to lick his fingerlickin good bbq rib sauce fingers. His girlfriend screamed at him,

" O M G EWWW Don't LICK your Fingerse Like that in PUBLIC. NOT AROUND ME!"

Poor guy had a sad puppy dog face, grabbed a napkin and wipped his fingers. You could see how sad he was as he looked into the napkin and saw the yummy juices wasted away in there.

Heres to you Brian. WhhhhappppiSh!!!!

My old roommate used to do this. Her boyfriend is an asshole and she thinks the sun rises and sets in his ass....so sad.

When you have girly furniture instead of cool modern furniture.

-Rudey

I hate convos like this...

"Can you get me...well Jessica...tickets/free beer, etc?"

Please, don't ask me for stuff that your SO can ask for. I think that's a sign of being whooped.

Yeah, that is not cool. My friend is a sweetheart at least, and the reason he waits up to pick her and her friends up from the bar is cause he's just not a "going out" person.... He is happier sitting at home and would rather pick her up than have them drive home drunk. :)

Stinks for your friend though. :(

- when you blow off friends or cancel plans with said friends to hang out with SO and make no apologies or excuses about leaving them high and dry (i hate when people lose sight of everything bc of the nookie...:rolleyes: )

- when bf calls from all the way across town at the crack ass of dawn on a sunday and asks you to drive over to bring him a sprite because all that drinking the night before caused an upset stomach and he's too damn lazy to walk to the fridge and you actually DO IT!

- when you start making excuses for all the assanine things he does and/or the way he treats you

- ETA: my favorite one...when you leave the peace corp (after its been your dream for forever) because your bf calls you one day and says he cant trust himself around girls with you in a different country

Ugh...

When you have to miss the season premiere of the OC because of class, and your boyfriend gets his mom to tape it for you because he has a fraternity meeting.

I think that's sweet!!!! :)

I do too, and now I get to watch it on Saturday when he comes. :)

Whenever we go out to eat with my mother-in-law and father-in-law, she never "lets" him order dessert.

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ahahaah I love KillarnyRose, she so funny :)

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Your M-I-L must be getting excited...Halloween will be here soon and then she can ride around on her broom! :)

OMG! If I short out Mr. 1228's laptop, I am gonna blame you!.

Gotta wipe the coffee off the screen!

CTFU

Thanks for the laugh...I needed it
I have been reading the posts and making whipping sounds

Here is one:
Mr. 1228 has a friend who is whipped. This friend was a groomsman in our wedding.

One major problem. It sucks when you are P whipped and ain't getting no P!

If that ain't whipped to the nth degree, then I don't know what is...

more on this joker later

One of my favs is...

When you really want to dump your S.O but she won't let you.

:rolleyes:

Or even better - when a girl cries to the guy's mother and mother forbids her son to break up with the girl!:rolleyes:

When you and your wife are guests in somebody's home, and the host asks you if you are too warm or cold, and your wife answers for you, "He's fine!" and you accept it - you're whipped.

(This actually happened at a family gathering of my in-laws. The women are definitely in charge ;) )

When HE can spew off every importaint date in the relationship (first date, first kiss, down to dates they had spesfic conversations) I.E. my best friend the TKE.

When a guy calls his GF every night at 8 and talks till 4(am) hes whooped

No words...

Y'all know half of you would have a wet dream while fully awake since you've never even held the hand of someone from the opposite sex (or the same sex for all my gay friends out there).

-Rudey
--That's meant for Bobby

Listen CityDogISU, just because you ask me out on a date, and I tell you I'm not gay does not mean you can make absurd allegations about me.

Yeah you're not gay, you're experimenting.

-Rudey

More to add after my wkend in Vegas with the bf and hanging out with his roommate and his gf:

* When we're driving up to Vegas and you are telling us how you might end it because shes a cocktail waitress at the Belagio who didnt finish high school and has no interest in doing something with her life and the LA- Las Vegas commute is too difficult to do, then we get there and you buy her a $280 Tiffanys bracelet just for kicks.

* When your ringtone is Mariah Carey's We Belong Together and you're a guy...oh and she calls you every 30 minutes during a 4 hr drive back to LA to tell you about all the compliments she got on her Tiffanys bracelet and you proceed to sit there having the following conversation "oh sweetie i love you more...no i love YOU more...ok I'm hanging up now...you hang up first" I felt like I was in the episode of Friends when Ross is doing that with Emily and Rachel leans over and hangs up the phone for him...I was very tempted to take the phone and chuck it out the window.

Can we say PW to the nth degree?
 

OK reading that last one was so sweet I had to get out the barf bag...

Gotta go meet this boy and check the welts out on his butt because I KNOW his ass is whipped...thrashed is more like it

Re: Can we say PW to the nth degree?
 

You want to? I swear the kid could do so much better than this chick. For a cocktail waitress at the Belagio shes nothing exciting but what do I know...to each his own. He's a good looking guy and does well for himself, I need to start going through my list of friends to see if I have anyone I can hook him up with...I told my bf that I thought it was ridiculous that his roommates ringtone is Mariah Carey and he thought it was hilarious I said that.

Re: Re: Can we say PW to the nth degree?
 

Dude, was it Dooo Dooo Dooooo DUM Always be my Baby? because dammit, That song is fuckin badass man. I'd give him props for havin that ringtone.

Shit, did I type that outloud.

EDIT EDIT EDIT!

Re: Re: Re: Can we say PW to the nth degree?
 

Too bad I quoted you before you could edit this Bobby. Now all of GC will know for all of eternity that you secretly love Mariah Carey music from her pre-slut days. Don't lie, I know you get teary-eyed when you hear "Hero."