If you could invent your own pageant title, what would it be?
 

I like "Our Grand Supreme Little Miss Butterface".

I'd like to have the Little Miss Supreme Interweb Bully Cry Me a River People Are So Mean Pageant. Each contestant would have to speak for 24 hours straight about her platform and what she will do to rid the internet of evil horrible people who delight in inflicting pain and misery on stupid people. After all, stupid people have rights too!!!!!!!

I'm kind of fond of "Miss Gingerbread Smackdown Supreme Universal Royalty" myself.

I'd also like to have a pageant that honors hilarious threads that have disappeared into the great beyond. Contestants would earn points for their dramatic renditions of deleted GC threads.

Well, here's the crown for Our Grand Supreme Little Miss Butterface. You don't think it's too small, do you?

http://www.ecunique.com/sitebuilder/...00-162x250.jpg

I still like Miss Grand Southern Whoop Ass or whatever you called it before it was BALEETED!:(

If I can't laugh at myself, I shouldn't be allowed to laugh at others.
 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...pdishqueen.jpg

I have no title yet, so I'll leave it up to KillarneyRose to come up with the appropriate title. Methinks hoebag will be involved. LOL

Big ups to the photoshop savvy GCer who made this for me for this laugh.

Yeah, that was it. I laughed my azz off over that one.

OTW, that is the best thing I've ever seen.

Here's a group pic of our lovely ladies (Proudly Sponsored by Google Image Search):

http://www.sunpk.com/drag/roxy%20yea...0jo%20copy.gif


This is for the song and dance number (it's the Irish L'il Kim):

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/2...0Prom%2013.jpg

Last year's winner:

http://www.transbride.freeola.net/tr...riksson/11.jpg

Miss photogenic:
http://www.transbride.freeola.net/tr...riksson/18.jpg

Opening presentation coordinating gowns:
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/2...0Prom%2012.jpg

The crown, being modeled by our 2003 winner:
http://www.bofunk.com/media/images/tomsmom.jpg

btw, my crown is the BESTEST EVAR. It is both papal AND patriotic!

http://www.pitt.edu/~dlhst55/queendani.jpg

This is totally childish! I dont know why anyone would want to associate with morons who constantly dog people..
What are you saying for yourself & your GLO?

Of course it is! It's called FUN. Why is it bothering you?

Because I HAPPEN to compete in pageants too & its making all of you look silly for picking on someone!

Hi, Brandi Rae.

Actually my name is Jennifer Bailey Jernigan...got that? Thanks!

No, my name is Jennifer Bailey Jernigan!

Hi Brandi Rae Crawford pretending to be Jennifer Bailey Jernigan!

You freaking idiot.

No offense but you wish! Im registered on KDs site...are you??

LMAO! How do you figure! Your a moron!

Yes, I am. :)

Well then good! Glad to know you are!

And again, it still amazes me that these women supposedly went to Ole Miss yet they still don't seem to grasp the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE.

The posts from Jennifer are very much similar to the ones Miss Fakey (both on the KD thing and her fake titties) used to post.

If you are really who you are, Jennifer...I'd advise the fake to take the KD letters off her sites, especially since she's not a member.

And actually Im not and have no reason to pretend to be anything! Danielle even knows me from the Yahoo KD board that I have been a member of for awhile. The only reason I even joined here was because of the mess & I want to help a former pledge sister but when you step on my toes too then Im going to defend myself. You all are acting childish & immature making fun of someone that you dont really even know. Its just wrong & stupid of you all!

And I would advise you to stop posting ugly things about someone you dont even know! I dont type in perfection when Im online...I only have ONE hand you moron! I was born with a birth defect that has left me with only one full hand and part of my right hand. Just because we went to OleMiss doesnt prove anything but we have good taste in schools!

Whoever you are,

1. No one in this thread is actually making fun of anyone. They've just been making up pageant names and sticking silly crowns on pictures of their heads.

2. I think you might want to read KDLady00's posts and really find out what kind of person you're so vehemently defending.

Leslie,
I went to school & pledged KD with her. I know exactly who she. She is a better person that what a lot of people on GreekChat knows. I am NO idiot, the whole purpose of this thread is to make fun of her & its wrong. You know it as well as I do!
I will be talking to Brandi about removing the KD letters off her site but I dont think she is going to willingly do so when people constantly keep posting thread making fun of her.

Seriously, I am laughing so hard right now. You don't even know.

This thread was FUN, it wasn't about KDLady00 or OleMissKD or anything! WE'RE NOT POSTING ANYTHING ABOUT HER. It was fine until you came in and started posting more.

BTW, OleMissKD, yes, I verified that Jennifer is a member of KD. That doesn't mean that you're actually Jennifer.

And from what I've read, I don't know that Jennifer would go about blaming things on only having one hand. If so, then I guess all the stuff used as a platform is BS.

ETA- And being born without a hand doesn't affect your ability to use proper grammar. If it does, that's a medical miracle, because I've never heard of part of the brain being located in right their hand.

Ms. I'm Going To Open A Can of Whoop Ass

Quotes from the REAL Jennifer Jernigan:

http://www.superhands.us/pages/jernigan.html
http://www.kappadelta.org/MemberServ...-E/AAE0804.htm (the same quotes used in the previous article)
http://www.olemiss.edu/student_life/...5/platform.htm


I don't think any of the comments OleMissKD has made about her lack of a hand fall in line with any of those statements. So it's either proving that pageants and their platforms are a crock, or that she isn't who she says she is.

I'm not exactly sure why, but this just made me laugh really loud.

Jennifer Jernigan? Ewww! What was your mother smoking when she named you that? Your mama must have really hated you! :eek:

Can I be Miss Intimidating Hotness? Please? :D

I really think you're better suited for Mr/s SHIM International

And upon reading this, my coffee hits the screen. Lol.

I liked ariesrising title that was something like Miss International Gingerbreadhouse of Whoop Ass. You should also get a scepter(sp?) so you can knock some common sense into people.

OMG YOUR SOOOOO MEAN I HATE YOU!!!!!ELEVENTYONE!!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

:D

It's always about YOU, isn't it? Read my sig you attention whore you!

(hey, you could be ms. SKEPi, so count your blessings ;) )

What if I wanna be Miss KDEPhi instead? Or are you going to keep that title for yourself you big meanie? ;)

(I actually was thinking about that song in your sig on the way to work today. *lol*)

In honor of Clarion's ex-downtown grocery store where I bought many ramen noodles, I would like to be Queen of the Golden Dawn.

Or maybe Supreme Grand Tremendous Caliente.