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UN vs. IHoP
Which is more important? Which is more effective? Why?
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The United Nations vs. International House of Pancakes?
I'd say IHOP |
IHoP. They can actually give you the pancakes, rather than pass a sanction saying you should have some.
While the UN "strongly encourages" pancakes, IHoP delivers. UN loses. Badly. |
I prefer IHOP because you actually get something for your money.
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A friend of mine would say draw, because IHOP does not have girlsenberry syrup, only boysenberry, and he has asked repeatedly that they find some. They cannot, which comes off looking like the U.N.'s search for WMDs.
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I'm not sure how good Kofi Annan's egg sandwiches are, so I'll have to say IHoP for now.
If he and Bolton could throw together a big breakfast, though, I could change my mind. |
Until UN can trump the Rooti Tooti Fresh and Fruity, I think we all know the winner here.
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I've been working at the UN for the past five weeks.
I won't comment. |
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That's better than working at an IHOP, don't you think? |
I originally thought this thread was a poll about where DeltAlum should work!
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United Nations
- Numerous Flags...check - Pigs in Blankets...debatable - Chocolate Chip Pancakes...no - Affordable...no International House of Pancakes - Numerous Flags...check - Pigs in Blankets...check - Chocolate Chip Pancakes...check - Affordable...check (kids eat free nights and senior specials) I could go on but I think it's pretty clear. |
I don't have an IHOP around me. I want an IHOP. The fact that I have no IHOP makes me sad.
I cannot say the same about the UN. |
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Aaaah, quit yer bitchin' Sheila ;) You have Eat-n-Park. I am sad because we don't have Eat-n-Park here :( |
Hmmm good question....the UN has remained consistently...well...UN-ish
The IHoP on the other hand is NOT the IHoP of my youth. Where did the fun varieties of pancakes go? Where did the sloped roof fade away to? So so so lost in the memory of my younger days.... |
The UN doesn't make very good crépes. Therefore, I chose IHOP.
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Fighting Hunger
Here's how the United Nations does is:
http://tinypic.com/a2dijo.jpg Here's how the International House of Pancakes does it: http://tinypic.com/a2dkph.jpg I'm only seeing one smiling face. |
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I just had a funnel cake at IHoP.I enjoyed it tremendously. I don't recall anyone from the UN offering me or anyone else I know, a funnel cake with powdered sugar and cinnamon before.
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IHoP
don't forget that IHoP also serves lunch and dinner.
optimizing cost control also helped boost IHoP's shares 9.4% since last year, nearly doubling 2nd-quarter profits. April-June last year: $4.4 million April-June this year: $11.9 million that's like 270%. The UN spends billions trying to feed people, fails, and then spends billions investigating why, and who's at fault. The UN should appropriate those billions to IHoP, who will complete the job more efficiently. Internat'l House of Pancakes' Productive Emergency Relief. |
People go to IHoP and are happy.
People got to the UN and are cranky. I think IHoP has a better concept of World Peace. http://www.ihop.com/food/RootyTooty2.jpg |
In fairness, I must say that a couple of the dining rooms at the UN serve outstanding food.
Better than IHOP. But they don't have armed guards and magnatometers (metal detectors) at IHOP either. |
WELL, NEVER have Eaten there, Like Some Swell Peeps, (OH Welcome BacK To Reality):D , I did a super breakfast at ISlop and got charged 10.95 for a early brekfast (3.95)after a night on the town, Never Went back!:mad:
The UN, still Like a Govt. I am here and I will do what it needs to make $$$$$ :( Leauge Of Nations sound Familiar? Where was their HQ? Who was the President that presented it into existance? |
Does John Bolton go to IHoP? Because if he does, I'd say that makes it a draw. :)
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Just out of curiosity, what was this thread originally supposed to be about?
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