The "I Believe" Thread
 

I did a search and could not find a thread like this. So, in this thread we will post the things we truly believe in...

I shall start:

*I believe that women who weigh 300 pounds should not be allowed to wear spandex.

*I believe that any soccer mom who uses the term "Bling-Bling" in a sentence should be flogged repeatedly.

*I believe that there's a special place in hell for people who abuse animals and children.

*I believe that there's a special place in hell for movie executives who try to remake/capitalize on old tv shows. (Hello, Bewitched & Dukes of Hazzard producers and actors, I am talking to YOU!)

*I believe that this season's Surreal Life is just trashy and stupid.

I believe that Tippiechick is right about everything she listed.

I believe that people who don't understand that a green light means go should not be allowed to drive.

I believe that there are many many people in the world that need to be taught about personal hygene.

I believe I can fly.


C'mon guys, you knew SOMEBODY was going to say it....

I believe that bicycle shorts should only be worn by those riding a bicycle. It should never ever be fashionable to wear them in public unless you are riding a bicycle.

ditto everything so far.
also
i believe there's a time and a place to show off your piercings.
i believe the perfect workshoe hasn't been made yet.
i believe excessive grease is a bit evil.

I believe that the person that dumped a 3 month old kitten still alive and trapped in a carrier in the dumpster should rot in hell and die a slow death

:mad: :mad: :mad:

I believe that all religous fanatics will be greatly disappointed when they die.


I believe that there's a cure for AIDS out there and that pharmaceutical companies and governments are covering it up.


I believe that one day our government will control everything directly.


And lastly, men are smarter than women. :D

I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract.

I believe the children are our future...

DigitalAngel - THAT's wat I thought somebody was going to say - I suppose that shows our age difference...:)

I believe that Spandex should really just not be worn by anyone. So not cute.

I believe that turning lanes are there to PREVENT you from stopping in the middle of the highway and turning, not to just look pretty and yellow.

I believe that Gilmore Girls is excellent.

I believe that August 23rd and September 8th cannot come fast enough, because the OC is an addiction.

I believe that porcelain skin is very pretty, and will look even prettier when I don't have skin cancer.

I believe that being Irish, German, Dutch, and Scottish has given me the ability to drink grown men/frat boys under the table...or maybe I'm just lucky.

I believe that people who won't shut up when you are talking should get a time-out.

I believe that McDonald's, Mary-Kate and Ashley, Wal-Mart, and Microsoft are all teaming up to take over the world.

I believe that NO ONE, regardless of size, should wear spandex, because spandex is just not cool.

I believe ALL women can be be sexy and they don't have to walk around half naked to do it.

I believe that young girls should not dress like dime store hookers and the parents that let them should be beaten repeatedly with my shoe.

I believe that men who talk about how good they are in bed really aren't.

I believe that if you can afford to go to the movies you can afford a babysitter.

I believe that women have always been and always will be smarter.

Thats a crock of shit. Its true sometimes but with those guys you can usually tell because of they way they brag....but with guys like me, we just don't give a fuck. The way we go is like "yea, I busted her pussy all up." Understand?

I believe that just because you keep telling yourself something is true doesn't make it so. ;)

I believe that the next presidential election will see at least one woman candidate, possibly the victor.

I believe that 39 is too dang old to still be living with mommy and daddy and wondering why no one wants to marry you. (sorry, random rant there)

I believe that their is one true love for everyone out there.

I believe California is too far away from Montreal for a serious long distance relationship.

I believe that being overweight is detrimental to your health and emotional well being. Ditto the spandex comment.

I believe that anyone can do anything they set their mind to.

I believe that their is eternal life after death and there are only two choices for that eternal destination.

I believe this thread is gona go to hell and I like it! ;)

I believe that the "Support our [insert charity here]" magnets don't actually support anything, but are simply a fad for SUV owners.

I believe that the stick figure family decals on cars are also pretty lame.

I believe that the rubber band on the wrist thing got way out of hand.

I also concur that spandex doesn't look good on anyone... I don't care what you look like.

I believe that dogs' (and cats') behavior reflects the treatment from their owners.

Me too. :D

I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!

R. Kelly with the bullbleep...

I believe guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home early kill people.

I believe that I don't get paid enough to put up with the nutjobs I work with (who throw things at each other & scream obscenities).

I believe that cookies should, by virtue of the comfort they provide, be nonfattening.

I believe that the 72 virgins who the suicide bombers are going get in Paradise are going to be the homliest women ever known to mankind.

I believe that EVERYONE over the age of 18 should know how to balance a checkbook, cook, do laundry, and change a tire.

I believe that I need a major vacation...

I believe that jess_pom owes me a new keyboard because she made me snarf soda all over mine

I believe that the above statement is the funniest thing I've read all day.

I believe that just because you think you're the greatest person in the world does not mean that you really are. (meant towards someone I had to deal with today)

I believe reality TV has gotten horribly out of hand and should be stopped!

I believe this world needs a hell of a lot more open minded people.

I believe that the students at the school where I teach who put rubber bands around the bottom of their jeans look Freakin' lame.

I believe Reality TV needs to go far far away and make room for actual TV with good scripts again.

I believe that Scrubs is one of the funniest shows on TV...now if I could just figure out when it's going to be on again.:rolleyes:

I believe that some of the people that post on GC are either reeealllly young (like 15ish) or really high.:rolleyes:

I believe that money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch...

I believe that not having a life by the time you are in your mid-30's actually does make you a total luser...

I believe that unless you have practiced the fine art of the Kama Sutra and the Tantra and make money on that practice in your 30's and 40's, and you still have to chase tail for your game skillz, man or woman, then you really do have a problem...

I believe that the Creator has a final say-so on in your life and it is a matter of how the Universe reaches out to you as a and whether or not you are ready to listen...

GREAT thread! ;)

I believe that dial-up internet should be banished and that my parents need to learn that high speed internet IS the way to go.

I believe that 5 year olds should NOT be allowed to be in groups larger than 4.

I believe that sweatpants shoud be considered "professional" attire.

ditto to the reality TV and spandex comments! :p

I believe that tan fat looks better then pale fat.

I believe that every one is going to be real surprised when they die about where they are going.

I believe that I married the best man in the world.

I believe that members of GLO's are better then every one else.

I believe that a fun aunt is better then a fun uncle.

I believe in ATKINS.

I believe that I spend way too much time on greek chat.

I believe I'll pull my hair out if that trend reaches here.
I believe I'm addicted to Reality TV.:o
I believe the website is saying Tuesdays @ 9/8 pm, but I couldn't find it on my TiVo.

I believe that work is a 4-letter word.....

I believe that success comes more to those that don't work for it.

I believe that you reap what you sow.

I believe that good things come to those who wait.

I believe that porcelain skin is my choice.

I believe that trust is very difficult to give and get, but is often a very rewarding experience.

I believe that if you look for a problem, you will find it.

Pssst, a little seceret......Valkyrie smokes weed.

I believe that everything in life happens for a reason.

I believe that there are way too many people out there who don't know how to drive, yet they still have their licenses.

I believe that there is no better pet than a cat (although gerbils are pretty cool).

I believe that if you can afford it, you should work at a job you love, no matter what the pay is.

I believe that my husband and I have the best luck in finding housing no matter where we move.

I believe that one day I will find my "calling" in life.

I believe that this thread rocks! :D

Ok my turn
 

I believe the power of prayer can work miracles (think Mr SageofAges)

I believe adolescent males should be locked in a closet when they turn 14 and not let out until you can find a female who agrees to marry them and train them when they are over 20....OTHERWISE

I believe the mothers of adolescent males should have clubs attached to the ends of the arms to knock sense into said males frequently during the day

I believe ebay is a sick sick addiction and ebay anonymous should be formed

I believe being part of a group helps you be better than yourself (boy scouts, girl scouts, GLOs, youth groups, clubs, etc)

I believe medication costs too friggin' much!!! (Mr Sageofages' costs $200 a month!)

I believe employers should have greater loyalty to workers and vice versa

I believe this is all I can think of right now :)

I believe I agree with sageofages about ebay...soo addicting!

I believe that all those who seek a college education should not have to pay for it.

I believe that Ben & Jerry's cookie dough ice cream is the best ever.

I believe that good hygiene should be demanded, especially during our nation's heat wave.

I believe that Michael Jackson is guilty.

I believe that no matter how old you get, birthdays are, have been, and always will be something to get excited about.

I believe that BobbyThDon is a dork. Hahaha.

I believe that majority of auto accidents can prevented only if people would obey the fucking laws. And this leads to....

I believe there should be stiffer penalties for those who break traffic laws.

Another one to add
 

I believe in chocolate....the healing power of chocolate, the essential nature of chocolate, the basic of all goodness in food of chocolate....

I believe I am *insert a state of mind here* therefore I will get some chocolate!

I believe that a glass of wine and a hot bubble bath really can make a bad day a lot better.

I believe that everybody needs one best friend that they can go to for anything.

I believe that if your toenails aren't painted, filed, or looking somewhat pretty, you should not under any circumstances wear sandals.

Re: The "I Believe" Thread
 

Co-sign.

I believe that those who hate those who are hateful are really the haters themselves.

I believe humans think they're smarter than they really are.

I believe animals are smarter than we think they are.

I believe that God has a purpose for my life as a woman that includes more than boys, grades, and learning how to drive a stick.

I believe Swiper the Fox is going to hell.

I think therapy is the best alternative for sooooo many people.

I believe it's ridiculous that some women can press hot wax close to their vaginas, rip away hair that lies above precious nerve endings, yet still have the nerve to be afraid of spiders.