Not-so-cool Stuff You've Done
 

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Sat in chocolate milk.

Cleaned up a lot of puke and crap when I worked at a pool.

Worse - I was wearing my Jordache jeans.

I took a permanent marker to some playground equipment... and proceeded to write a bunch of stuff about some of my classmates.

My class went there 3 days later.

I was sitting in my car with a friend one day talking about how perfect it was for my convertible and saying "I just want to sit out here and never leave" and as soon as I finished that sentence a bird shit all over us.

Talk about timing.

Re: Not-so-cool Stuff You've Done
 

Going grocery shopping is not-so-cool? I like grocery shopping. Oh well.

*Found bugs in muffin mix
*Threw up all over myself and the library floor when I was in first grade.
*Majored in communications :mad:
*Been fired for a very shady reason. There were dirty tables and I told this woman that it was NOT my job to clean them up, they were not my section. This "woman" was a classmate and friend of mine from HS. :eek: :rolleyes: :mad: I totally thought she was just joking around with me....well she complained to my boss behind my back.
*Bit into a very bloody piece of chicken from a quesadilla.

That is freaking disgusting... I am so sorry

Gotten attacked by a peacock at the zoo.

saying something i should never have said...not so cool at all !

Two of my guy friends threw me into the big fountain in the front of Great America (Chicagoland amusement park) in front of about 100 people. I went in completely-head under and all. For the rest of the day, people kept coming up to me and telling me that it was the funniest thing that they had ever seen.

-I was doing a presentation and my pants dropped in front of my entire high school... lesson: ALWAYS wear a belt
-Chugged a half of a jug of a bottle of vodka when they announced the Florida went to Bush in November. I ended up in the hospital and now I cant drink vodka (prob. a good thing)
-Wrote nasty letters to everyone in my high school about everything that was wrong with them and all the gossip about them. I was confused and evil.

Fell off a treadmill at the gym...actually flew off is a more accurate description.

Drank so much in Vegas when I turned 21 that I stripped down to my underwear and was running around the hotel room in front of people I had just met.

Lost my purse/car keys/wallet/phone on my birthday last year and had to get the locks change in my house and car AND get a new phone and ID. It was about a $700 adventure.

Geez...a lot.
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threw up all over my 4th grade teacher. three times.

In Colonial Williamsburg, I pinched my finger in the door of the church pew that George Washington used! I have the blood blister to prove it! I feel at one with history, ya know?

My Chanel sunglasses slid off of my face and into the grey wolf enclosure at Busch Gardens. The odds of the glasses slipping through the chain link inner fence were minute, but somehow they managed to do so. Mr. KR had the nerve to laugh at me! Mr. KR doesn't know how much he paid for those sunglasses

Also at Busch Gardens, a woman ran over my sandal-clad foot with her stroller and smooshed my daddy toe. The toenail made a valiant attempt to stay attached by a teensy bit of skin, but it finally fell off today. Ewwww. It's gross.

Went to a picnic for Mr. KR's Navy Reserve unit at an amphibious base and got trapped in a port-a-potty for 20 minutes because the door jammed. It must've been close to 100 degrees in there and let's not even think about the smell.

Just a typical couple of days in my life

Blacked out, fell off of and ran myself over with a four-wheeler.
Lost my class ring in a customers grocery bag like a week after I got it.