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COME ONE, COME ALL...The Senusret I Auction Extravaganza (for ladies only)
That's right ladies. The day we've all been waiting for...the day Senusret I gives us a rare opportunity...
He has consented to allow us to haggle, fight, yell, scream, and dare I say strip for his one time love and affections. I present to you the... The Senusret I Auction Extravaganza (For Ladies Only) I, BB4, will serve as Auctioneer and Ring Mistress. Sister Havana will serve as Hostess with the Mostess. mmcat is our Maitre'Delicious Geeky Penguin is the Prop and Costume Mistress Extraordinaire MaMaBuddah is the TicketMistress Get a good seat ladies, the show is promised to be MARVELOUS!! |
Wooohooo! :D
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just bring it...i made chocolate chip cookies this morning and can whip you up some tacos real easily.
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As the crowd gathers, the lights are dimmed as the main attraction begins...
"LADIES, the moment we've all been waiting for has arrived. For years, he has tantalized your hearts with his smile. For months he has loitered in your dreams with his sexy dreds. Now, for the first time ever, I present to you...Senusret I...in a thong!!!!!! **CROWD GOES WILD** **WOMEN FAINT IN THE AISLES** |
Tickets, please, Tickets please.
No one is allowed admission without a ticket!!!! hell, i might buy up all the ticket for myself. |
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*breaking through the door* "Get outta my face, MaMaBuddha. Y'all aren't going to objectify my cyber son!"
*yelling* "Senusret go put your pants back on!!! Mmcat, give me those cookies! BirthaBlue, I told you what would happen if you held this auction! All the rest of you hoochies, get up off my boy!" |
now he belongs to the ages...
yummy. much to look at. by the way, it's now breakfast burrito time so we can keep our energy level up. |
*hits ladygreek with a cast iron skillet*
Now that that's outta the way, Senusret I will now commece to dancing for money. He will begin center stage, then rotate around the room for private dances. *Nudges the DJ. She starts with some classic Luke* |
Anyone need towels to wipe up the drool? ;)
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*wakes up with splitting headache* "What happened? Where's my boy? Oh Lawd they done got him up on that stage and their hands are all over him. Wait until I get back from the hospital." *thinking to myself* they better have some $20s and not $1s in those hands.
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if he's still going... i'm still cooking.
today it's omelettes, place any special order. i also have some $20s ready to place. |
Birtha? How you gonna hit LadyGreek in the head with a skillet? Tie her up! That way she won't have any tell tale marks.;)
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http://blog.stevengfullwood.org/Rashid%20Darden.jpg
to all those GC ladies....this is dedicated to you... is the words of the wise and bold lady saw (reggae queen) I've got your man and you can't do anything about it, You may think he is coming back to you but I doubt it, Don't make no sence you even call him and try to work out it, Cuz I've got your man and you can't do anything about it. hee!hee!hee! |
Niiiiice pic. :)
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Sister Havana...
you betta not drool on my picture. :D |
*snatching pic and running to kinkos to make a like sized blow up*
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*looking for my pistol and sneakers to run after BB4*
get back here...gimme my photo!!! ------------- look at my future son's eyes....he's gonna look like his daddy! :D |
*snatching pic and running to kinkos to make a like sized blow up*
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I saved money and clicked print.
...Just kidding. |
dang...get yo hands off my man...
let me go get mah picture!!!!! |
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-Rudey |
SECURITY!!!!!!!!!
A rabid midget got in somehow, get him OUT!!! *Props up lifesize model* Ok ladies, who's up for a rousing game of Pin the Goodies on the Sex Slave? |
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LOL...rabid midget
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i felt like bumping random old threads. plus Rashid is sweet on the eyes.
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*running in thread* let me run my fingaz thru your.. dreaaaaaaaaaadlocks
*runs out of thread* |
Dayum, this muh fuh must be an Iota if he's gettin' the honeys like this.
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:eek: *looks to the heavens above and prays a small prayer* |
damn, son.
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OMG I can't believe I missed this bump, LOL
It was a rough week last week! |
^^You what's hot in these GC streetz!:p
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Yooooooo Senusret I, if you need good management, you know where to find me
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Hilarious:D
Nice pic |
dang....aight...I am gonna have to pimp myself for V tine's day....can't let S One get all the hunnies!
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