How do I grow a booty?
 

i think i need some junk in the trunk. sitting on my butt at work all day on a hard chair dosent help. what should i do? buy the buns of steel workout video? eat more?

Just buy booty seeds from the plant store and plant the seeds and it will grow.

Just do like everyone else and take the easy way out- go out buy you a good booty.

Save your money because I'll give you some of mine graciously! :p :D

Stuff wash towels in your pants.

I saw a woman with a great booty and asked her how she got that booty. She told me that she uses a treadmill with a moderate to high incline for 30 minutes. She also takes the stairs instead of an elevator. I don't know if that would work for you.

Also, I never use the word booty. ;)

me neither. Whenever I hear it, I think of a pirate's "booty'.

-squats
-stairmaster
-like Cream said, treadmill on an incline -- you can also use one of the ellipticals without arm things that does an incline

Hm, I should follow my own advice because I have no ass. :(

They may be "in style" right now, but sooner or later, smaller will be better - and it's harder to lose it than gain it!

At least, I keep telling myself that, as I'm among the booty-impaired...

Please don't let them go out of style! I'll start feeling fat again...

(p.s. big 'booties' still aren't stylish in Europe...I think I'm moving to America indefinitely)

When I first saw the title of this thread I thought

Why would anyboy ask advice on how to get a fatter butt

Now I understand it means to firm up that area.

Youngsters and their slang ;)

Re: How do I grow a booty?
 

Eat a lot of mexican and soul food.

I didn't know guys worried about such things. Good to know that guys are self-conscious about how their booties look too.

You should check out urbandictionary.com

-Rudey

ellipticals, especially with the resistance up, can definitely make your ass big (works the gluts) but mostly on the lower 'height' settings.

this is why i laugh at the girls at the gym (who generally have brutal 'softball body') who mock girls who do the elliptical at lower than max resistance . . . insert the *the more you know* music here

Hell, Got a nice booty here, need to move wash cloths to the other side, behind the zipper!;)

Now that is said, do you really mean a Big Booty or one that is firmed up?:rolleyes:

Hell, get off of your booty, pace in your little cubeicle, just wonder around your little desk. Buy your on cordless phone and take it to work so you can speak your pace!;)

Softball body...hah.

We've always called it Easter European gymnast body.

Those girls always do cleans too.

-Rudey

OK Just so I understand, since I am an elliptical girl-- I keep the resistance lower right? I prefer it at 5 or less for longer periods of time.

i just dont want to feel like i am sitting on rocks for 8 hrs a day. also, i want the ladies to think "dayum look at that azz, i want to grab it" haha :p

OH GOOD! Now I won't feel lazy when I'm only on levels 3-5

thanks!

Does the incline height factor into that at all or just the resistance?

Walking lunges will be good for your booty, and will give you nice legs, too.

Re: How do I grow a booty?
 

If you want a firmer butt, do those workouts that people are telling you, lunges, squats, anything that will work the gluts will firm up your butt.

But beware because if you had a bigger butt to begin with, doing these exercises will shrink the size (trust me :( )

But if you want to get a fatter butt like the bubble/onion/apple butts, then its all in the foods you eat! Like cashmoney said, certain mexican foods will do it (especially ones with a lot of lard), soul food will do it too. Have you seen Beauty shop and they Andie McDowell's (i think that is her name) character eat cornbread, collard greens w/bacon and grease and her butt gets bigger! lol. Dont know if it actually happens, but i can guarantee the mexican food at least!

So, Ya want more Junk in the trunk?:p

Random Bump

Because it made me laugh, and I miss some (but not all) of these usernames.

Lol. My mind immediately went to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUS2KqPYCw

fewer words could ever be more false.

Aawww I love these usernames!

You know what else I love? My ba-donka-donk.

My ba-donk only has one donk...unless you ask Centy, then it's ba-donka-donka-heyho-donk. Heh.

I can't find a gif that expresses the delight in my LOL.

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