Jessica Simpson's body
 

Has anyone seen the previews of the movie she's in? I didnt know she had that kind of body.


HOT! She's gotta be a ZTA or a DG.


http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gal...ar_l90_157.jpg


ETA: I would so knock the dust off that.

She had to train insanely to get like that.

She wasnt born that way.

I still think it was from snorting so much coke, even Lindsay Lohan caught her doing sneech in the bathroom a couple of times. Either way, she's still looking hot and she hasnt lost her titties.



I don't think Nick realizes what he's got on his hands.

Re: Jessica Simpson's body
 

Actually, I have read that Jess didn't go to college and got a GED. However, Nick is a SAE.

She was definitely born blessed, but she's also got coke, a trainer, and some boob work on her side, along with what I'd imagine are some well-constructed bras.

And some air-brushing too, I bet.

I've never seen anyone who got a great body from doing coke. Weight-loss, yes. Saggy-boobs, yes. Acne, eye-bags, dried-out hair, all yes. If she's actually getting better-looking while using coke, then she's got an amazing magician - whoops, I mean trainer - or there is a talented air-brush artist working on her press shots.

She lost around 20 pounds to play the part of Daisy Duke. I read something about how her boobs went down two whole cup sizes, and she was really upset...duh, what do you think happens when you lose weight?? Luckily she had a little extra to begin with, plus, as you said, probably some real good bras. :p

now she has a NICE booty

Don't hate. :)

Is it?

See, it looks big to me. lol

And don't get me wrong, I'm a Jessica fan and think she's pretty and sexy and my bod is a lot like hers except I'm taller. ;)

But her ass looks big to me there.. and legs. Like I looked at that and thought, holy shit I'm thinner how the hell did that happen?

I'm not hating . . . everything that I mentioned is pretty well-documented. Well, except for the well-constructed bras.

Why do you guys think she does coke? Because she is famous? I don't think she does coke. But then again...I don't think Michael jackson is black man, but rather a white woman.

I would have a 4some with her, her sister and her mom. I'm serious.

She is the hottest. I love her. But what the hell is she a prude or something ? Maybe it was just for the show, but I remember Nick wanting to have sex with her a lot only to have her turn him down.

Ok ok...maybe I was just wanting her to say, " OK BABY" and then have a full on porno on MTV.

well coke is rampant on the la party scene bobby, PM me if you have questions about isht about la hollywood scene. am out and about in a minor way on it. MANY people party w it in a RECREACTIONAL and occasional way.

and IMO, that is Jessica's habit if she even has one. Its WELL DOCUMENTED that she did Atkins to get the Daisy Duke bod. And then went to So. Beach cause she missed certain foods. Good for her.

*GLOAT* I did 8 weeks of cardio, am 10+ years older than Jess and look same/in some ways better. lol Which makes my old ass feel most excellent. OK done w gloat.

haha thanks Amy, but I was actually being sarcastic in my post. I can't say I am super familiar with the LA/Hollywood scene but I did live there at one time, and my sister is part of the entertainment industry (but who isn't right?). Hollywood has lots of pretty cool places and shit to do if you are into that stuff with lots of people and glamour, i prefer quiet, beautiful scenery, and enjoy the environment. smoking weed and surfing at lower tressels appeals to more to guys like me, not doing lines of coke on at toilet at Ivar or the Avalon or White Lotus!

Re: Jessica Simpson's body
 

as a read all the post about butts...this is what i hear in my head...


Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those 4 guys in a bands' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those 4 guys in a band?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so coked up



little in the middle but she got much back. *lmao*

I think you're only looking for the signs you want to see -- i.e., you see someone with saggy boobs and dried-out hair, you assume "coke use" but if you see another person without those symptoms you don't, even if they might be just as likely to be using it. At any rate, there are a number of celebs who got or maintained decent bodies via coke -- Kirstie Alley had a notorious coke habit when she was at her skinniest on "Cheers," Paris Hilton almost certainly uses it recreationally if not habitually, etc.

At any rate, those leaked Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan text messages a few months more or less confirm that Jessica Simpson has at least tried coke -- unless, of course, you think that the text messages and all of Hilton's phone numbers were leaked in an elaborately planned stunt to ruin Jessica's rep, which seems pretty unlikely.

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/20...abit-revealed/

MTV will not show drug use on its reality shows (which is obviously backed up by the fact that we never saw the Osbourne kids using despite a later stint in rehab), which explains its absence on "Newlyweds."

And although this can't be used as conclusive evidence she has any sort of drug problem, she's certainly got a Whitney Houston neck here ;):

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4...simpson_ap.jpg

Speaking of "saggy boobs" . . . that brings us to the plastic surgery rumors. As is well-known, Jessica has lost quite a bit of weight since she started in the industry (back when she was 17 or 18, kids), primarily through what she claims was South Beach/Atkins/etc. As stated earlier in this thread, she also lost a cup size or two and her breasts got saggier. She definitely got a breast lift to fix the latter problem. Whether or not she got implants is still up for debate.

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/ar...4052.html#4052



God, the things I do for you people.


ps: Totally unrelated, but still hilarious:

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/20...st-celeb-ever/

I know that coke use can have an adverse effect on one's looks after extended usage but I remember that a lot of the fifth floor girls at my college were serious cokeheads and they maintained their cute appearances for as long as I knew them.

Ok, now I"m :confused:

Jess was already very slim. A 20 lbs weight loss on her would have left her with no booty and less boobs. If she lost 20 lbs for this role, but yet in this pic, she looks more shapely than before, then its obvious that its either camera angels and body positioning, padded bra and panties, or implants.

I think its camera angles and body positioning, but anyway.......

Whenever I think of celebrities that do coke, I also like to imagine them if they did crack or meth.

-Rudey
--I attribute this to Dave Chappelle and his great show

me too. :)

Yea, you only start looking like countcrackula after doing an 8ball or more by yourself. Thats when the dark circles start coming out. :rolleyes: During the superbowl we went through 11 8balls between 8 people in 48 hours & a 1/2 gallon of G. I passed out in a G hole in my driveway with a lit cig in my one hand and a rum & coke in the other. 2 of my friends picked me up and layed me in my bed. Needless to say that was the last time I got fucked up other than rolling for Paul Van Dyk when he was in Miami and in Jacksonville. The wierd thing is, 2 days ago one of my boys told me I made out with this girl named Casey-a swimmer at UF-that weekend and I didnt remember it at all. The girl and him went out the other night in orlando and she told him we made out. :o :eek:

Then you don't know too many coke whores. I havent met any with dried out hair or acne or eye-bags. And almost 100% of the ones I know all have fake tits.....so they're not saggy.


Where've you been all this time?

I'm almost positive Dave Chappelle smokes crack.....just look at him.

I would have to say every single person that I know who does coke isn't all dried out with bags under their eyes. They look the same as before they started using except skinnier.

I'm willing to bet there's a lot of people on GC who do coke. :D

her body is positioned weirdly in that pic, so she looks thicker there. did you see her at the mtv movie awards? really skinny

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/sou...%7c0&p=7&tag=1
hope that works

It all depends on your body type. My boobs actually grew when I lost weight. I lost 1-2 pant sizes, and my boobs grew one cup size.

haha no really I swear

:-P

I turned on the TV and there was a bit about Jessica playing Daisy... and they showed her in a bikini washing the General Lee.....enjoy...... :)


http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/108150.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...ka/s3054ka.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...ka/s3038gu.jpg


--oh and regarding the dried out hair from coke--- I also read that she had extension put in to enhance her own hair--- so of course her hair doesn't look dried out--it's fake.

For me, mine seem to grow when I lose weight, but its really that I'm thinner while they remain the same. lol

I so should have named my dog countcrackula....hahahaha that is the best name ever. :D

It sounds like what happened was that you lost some inches around the bra line but your breasts themselves didn't lose much weight.

A "B cup" at a "36" is not the same as a "B cup" at a "34." A lot of women wear the wrong sized bra. I talked to a fitter about this and she put me in the right size. Then, I saw it *confirmed* on Oprah. (I don't know how much confirmation that would be except that I already knew about it.)

Example:

You start out at a 36 B and you lose weight around the bra line but your breasts stay around the same size. That could put you in a 34 D.

On the topic of Jessica, I think her booty is still kinda small.

I went from a 34D to a 34DD.

Hmmmmm...did the bra get looser around while still staying at a 34?

No not really. I lost more weight in my waist. I went from a 10 to an 8.

I find it amazing that most of you all think she does coke. Granted I think she's more of a hypocrite than Britney, and thats pretty bad. I still don't think she does coke. She seems to goody goody.

Maybe I'm very naive though.

Yea, well, don't ever tell a female she looks like countcrackula after she's been blowin lines......they get so pissed off. :D

Listen, if you read her lyrics in her songs you can see the cokewhoreness in her.

"I can say anything crazy", "let my hair down with nothing but a t-shirt on"

If that doesnt mean she's blowin lines.....I don't know what does.