In this thread, we are movie cliches
 

Oh look, I'm already wearing my boxers after a hot passionate sex.

I am the beautiful b*tch of the high school, and of course my boyfriend is Captain of the Football Team.

There is a serial killer in my house and he is chasing me! Maybe I should run up the stairs so I have no chance to escape him!

Make sure that you are wearing your highest pair of stilettos and something impossibly skimpy when you do.

Also, if scary music starts to play, go ahead and open the door.


ETA: I'm the feminist female lead that hates the macho-man action hero, until he rescues me from certain death. Then I swoon and fall madly in love with him and become totally dependent on him. He will then become vulnerable and tell me about the tragic loss he's suffered that will explain all his belligerent and sexist behavior/attitude.

Hey, it's the pretty dorky girl. She's really hot, but she is wearing glasses, that mean she isn't cool.

Don't forget about the cars.

I'm an unpopular dork, but let me go put on some makeup and restyle my hair and wear a dress instead of jeans and I will immediately be Queen O' The Prom.

I'm the hispanic maid named Maria who says everything in a thick Spanish accent and speaks fast and loud when she's mad. I also have almost no screen time and, instead, lurk around in the background, cleaning after rich people like I love it. Oh yea, and sometimes I'm hot and get to sleep around with the rich guy.
**Most importantly, this role is only available for Latinos since they can't get anything else in Hollywood.**

(sorry, i had to vent there a little bit)

Or suddenly decide to take a shower!


I'm the frequent flyer who always uses the same suitcase, but manages to pick up the wrong one at the baggage carousel - the one with all the spy equipment.

Don't forget - if you think there's something in the basement, BE SURE to go down there and check it out!:eek:

And of course, you should always split up from your friends when you go exploring the creepy basement.

I'm the band dork that totes around my instrument cases EVERYWHERE just to prove I'm a band dork.. (and yes, before you ask, I do play the flute, it's actually my major)

Oh look, I'm the hot next door neighbor getting undressed in front of an open window, but the camera pans away just before you see anything (this is a PG-13 movie, after all)

I'm speaking to my friend with other people in the room. We're both foreign exchange student and speak in our native language. Then, when we are alone, we start to speak perfect english in an American accent.

I am the silent black friend to the beautiful b*tch of the high school who dates the other silent black friend to the Captain of the Football Team.

I encourage her b*tchiness as she torments all the unpopular people by saying "that's right!"

I am the lone black person who the serial killers knocks off before the opening credits finish rolling

I'm the Arab who want to bomb everybody.

I'm the tough army guy about to be eaten by a zombie

I'm the dog who barks at all the bad people, because somehow I know who they are, but my owners don't realize this, so they just kneel down next to me and tell me to stop barking and be nice. Then they apologize to the person I'm barking at.

Stupid humans.

I'm the obnoxious '80's guy named "Chad"'s even more obnoxious friend named "Todd"

I'm the quiet loner nerd who will get the girl at the end.


I'm the one that blows up 1/2 a city block and killed the criminal who then jumps up at the last second to kill me but somehow I manage to reach my gun and turn around a 1/2 a second before he does and plants a bullet perfectly between the eyes as a fall over to the right....and say something like ....yippie ki yay muthafuggah!

i'm a robot who wants to be human

I'm the girl who goes into the abandoned house alone, even though I'll be hacked/sliced/decapitated in the first five minutes, therefore setting up the rest of the story.

I took the blue pill...if not the movie would have been over in 15 mins and would have saved everyone from seeing 2 bad sequels

i'm the old man giving lost people directions i know they won't follow

I am the crazy guy who starts making sense 1/2 way thru the movie after 3 people died.

I am Ensign Thomas beaming down with Capt. Kirk, Bones and Spock never to return to the Enterprise again. I will be the only one killed.

I'm the phenom whose parent(s) don't understand my passion and talent for what I do. They are very against me pursuing my dreams, but I sneak around behind their back and do it anyway. I may get in trouble, but it will all be worth it in the end when my Big Moment comes, and I look up to see my parent(s), who have shown up without warning, in the crowd. They are so proud of me, all is forgiven.

I'm the woman making wild gestures after my vegetable stand has been hit and demolished by the bad guys' car while they were chasing the good guys.

I’m the guy who has made your life a living hell but by some miracle you were finally able to beat me and now I must grudgingly accept defeat and convey my admiration for your triumph, by starting the slow clap.

I'm the pretty ingenue's plain, unstylish sidekick who wears glasses and stands beside her through thick and thin. We have a huge fight and reunite after she wins the pageant/competition and dedicates her acceptance speech to me.

^^^I'm the same girl only, after a hint of blush, I became the bombshell who sneaked in and won the pageant at the last second.

I'm the wealthy, well-connected, arrogant matriarch who will not allow the police to question my spoiled brat grandson.

I'm the artist/dancer/actor, who after some tragic event which I blame on my passion, I have hidden my talent away and will never go back to it. While trying to hide my talent, my love for it, pours out of me and I cannot get it out of my head. It stays hidden until the love of my life finds out and makes me try again. I, then, succeed at whatever I do.

I am the kids' sport team made up of totally non-athletic, uncoordinated, scrawny and fat kids with a coach who hates us at first but ends up pulling us all together so we can win the championship.

I'm the cocky guy that tells his girlfriend that everything will be okay if they sneak off from the group to go make out, but then we both get hacked to death/eaten by the psycho/monster/dead kid/dead kid's mom

I'm the white woman who quit a high-paying job to teach at a dangerous inner city high school, and managed in a few short months to turn a classroom full of black and brown kids who hate school into bookworms by using rap music as a part of my lesson plan.

Im the dude playin the dude, disguised as another dude....

I'm the psycho killer who gives the long monologue right before I kill the hero thus ensuring that said hero will escape and find a way to see that I have a spectacular death.

I'm the extra that overplays my role...