let's say you pulled a thorn out of the pope's butt and he granted you one wish
 

I've always wondered what it would feel like to wear something that's been ironed.

What?

-Rudey

Grants a wish? Hay, he's the Pope, not the god damned tooth fairy.

id wish for him to cuss out one of his cardinals right in front of me, thatd be funny

I'd ask if I could wear his hat for a day.

"Pooope, it's time for your haaaat..."
"But I don't want de hat, it is too heavy..."

From the Simpsons

I want a ride in the Popemobile!

My husband teaches in the Catholic school here. I'd ask the Pope to do something about the salaries of Catholic school teachers.

I'd ask that we start another Crusade against antipapist asshats.

Damn Sick Peeps!
 

Oh Hell, I am not even Roman Catholic and I am feeling Look Out!;)

God is going to be pissed if He lurks on Site!:eek:

I would ask an access to all secret places in the Vatican, and a free place to stay in the City for a year.

I wonder how it feels like to have several of those funny pajamas Swiss Guards to follow me around the City. :D

http://www.danheller.com/images/Ital...-guard-big.jpg

So THAT'S what they look like. I read about them and how "odd" they look. Those are some stripes for sure. At least the colors are complimentary. :p

It's even more surreal when you go to the Vatican and see them in person. Weiiiiiirrd.

Stylin'!!


I'm still wondering how someone gets close enough to the pope to mess with his bottom!

They look like they should be working security at Pitt games!

I can't believe that no one has commented on how smokin' hot the guy on the left is. Pantaloons and all.

Don't they carry some ridiculous blade or sword?

-Rudey

I was about to ;) He's a cutie. Can the Pope's guards get married? Yum.

Just one wish? I want access to all the secret documents in the Vatican.

It's a pike they carry. To be a Swiss Guard you must be:

A practicing Roman Catholic
Of good moral character
Single
A Swiss citizen
Graduate of the Swiss Military Academy
High school diploma or professional degree
At least 19 but under 30
5'-9" (173 cm) tall minimum

Actually, I didn't think either one of them was really that bad-lookin'. Yummy. ;)