Better to have sex with 5 hot chicks or 100 ugly chicks?
 

This is a philosophical question that all gentlemen have considered at some point in their lives.

-Rudey

Re: Better to have sex with 5 hot chicks or 100 ugly chicks?
 

This is a complex question, but mostly it's quantity over quality - plus the busted chicks will most likely appreciate it much more, and hey you can write charitable contributions off your taxes . . . I'd quantify in ml though, not oz, to avoid an audit

This one is easy. 5 hot chicks. At the same time.

...are these ugly girls fat?

and if so, define " fat".

were the skinny ugly girls flat chested?

seriously. these are some major factors.

Obviously you're a virgin.

-Rudey
--And those asian lady boys you get handjobs from in Hollywood don't count.

5 hot chicks

or at least women i deem hot.

i don't mess with ugly women.

why sully my dick?

I say there, cheers to the 'no sullying' remark

Couldn't you just buy a pack of 100 paper sacks and that would do the trick?

Just a personal opinion.

Good looking ones.

Seriously. They just don't matter for counting coup if they are not above average attractiveness. Whats the point? Her social value decreases.

Keep in mind we are talking about sheer keeping score. If you are "in love" looks matter less.

Its a personal decision every guy makes.

i know a dude whose number is in like the 150s, and he even says that a mess of them were scallywags. and i've seen a few...he wasn't lying. :(

Hate to tell you this, but many of us girls look pretty darn ugly without our make-up or our hair done. What if you see a really hot girl but she's only hot with the stuff on her face?

Hot please.

I'd do my best to turn them out.

If there is a possibility of getting any chick addicted.

Why should it be an ugly one?

For some reason, I'm dying to hear cashmoney's take on this.

waiting.....

HAHAHA that's EXACTLY what I was thinking.

See, I'm with you on this one. Most chicks only look good because of makeup. Few girls are actually hot without makeup.


Here's my view on it all.....


I don't really believe that there are "ugly" girls unless they're fat, retarded or crackheaded looking. Each and every girl has tits and a vagina and that makes them all average in my book. There are all kinds of surgery that can make a girl look hot, ever watch that show the swan? Half the girls out there don't look the way they really do. Girls get hair dyed,highlights,teeth bleched, braces to straighten their grill,get breast implants, nose jobs, starve theirselves inorder to hide their weight, wear heels to hide their shortness, wear black pants to hide their ass, stuff their bras, spray tans/regular tans to hide their skin pigment,hair extensions,wear thongs to make their butts look more attractive and just about all of them wear makeup. By the time you wake up the next morning, a lot of times they look nothing like they did the night before.

If no relationship is in sight or possible I'd rather take the 100 average girls for just sex. The 100 average girls are less likely to get ran through by dudes like my friends and most other guys out there than the hot chicks are. I don't like having sex with condoms so the average girl is the way to go for random sex. I don't consider sex to be an intimate thing anymore. I look at it like its just busting a nut. When I'm with a really hot girl that I'm dating and we're in the middle of sex I'm usually thinking to myself " damn, this girl is so hot and I'm railing her like a frieght train." or "I better do this girl really good since she's so hot or else she's gonna go to some black dude with a bigger dick than white boys." Personally, I couldn't handle just having sex with 5 girls in my entire life. There was a time when I couldnt handle just having sex with 5 girls in a month. The 100 girls is definitely the better route to go if you're not wanting a relationship. The 100 girls give you more experience and you can learn what women really want, that and you learn to perfect your technique in bed and fine tune your signature moves......kind of like AKA_Monet's spin move. Why do you think there were certain frat boys that ran through several girls in a sorority? He did one girl really good and she told her sisters and when the opportunity arose the other girls seized him. "Fucks" are like weekends...they're here one minute and are gone the next....but there'll always be more. And you never know what the next one has in store for you.


Cash

yea, but do you ladies up there have all your teeth? :p

i'm gonna vouch for montana girls for cash. just came from a tour of the northwest...its all good.

Shut the fuck up, dionysis - you can't even make jokes in a joke thread under this puppet, ace, get a new one



also - 'turn her out' is the best post in a joke thread ever, except for maybe the 'letter association thread'

Daaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnnn!!!!!

Didn't your dad have that great quote? I'm trying to remember what it was. Oh yeah. "Puty is puty, even if it's ass." I suppose that jibes with the whole "It's all pink inside" philosophy.

-Rudey

You won't use condoms? That's just BAD!:eek: :eek:

Do you shower with your socks on??!?

-Rudey

I'm all for, as you guys put it, "bustin a nut", we all need to get off more than ever once in while, but man if you don't wear a condom and the women you're using allow that sh*t, I feel sorry for both of ya'll

there are some ugly things out there to catch and I'm not just referring to HIV/AIDS, that is just playing russian roulette with your life......

i REALLY hope that you're just showing off on a message board and do wear them in real life

in this day and age.....man that is just stupid

and rudey…if I’m someplace that I’ve never been before…bet your ass wear flip-flops in the shower….socks just don’t cut it

Rudey,

I'm gonna havta agree with ms_gywn heerah... Even flip flops my not be enuf for you become all green beneath...

I hope it is not mossy... Hey, but some girls are into that grass friction thing... You'd never know...


And Cash, Sweetheart,

I skeeriousssly doubt you need to worry about hot chicks leaving YOU for ANY brothaman 'cuz of the way your fuck em...

NOT all brothaman have it like that... Even if they make you think they do... And SOME brothamen, big like Barry Bonds, have little ones, and that's why their wives (spelled plurally) be leaving them...

But you REALLY REALLY need to rethink your mantra of the "no condom usage" clause... I mean, they do make these "french tickler" ones that glow in the dark and when you want to hit the G-spot just right... And if you don't like latex, they make nitrile ones now...

If a girl is wearing hooker boots, then I wear the jimmy hat. Otherwise, it's like showering with your socks on. I heard if you're rich enough you can have a condom made from penises so it's super sensitive, but that I do not know for sure.

-Rudey

i don't know about any of the other fellas, but the women i would mess with still look amazing with a head wrap on, breath bad, t shirt and some panties on.....and NO make up.

Wouldn't having sex with someone else's penis on your penis be considered gay?

If there is puty-tang involved, no.

-Rudey

Then it would be a threesome. Or a two and a littlesome.

The shower socks is a good analogy, but sex with a condom is more like eating a steak with a balloon over your tounge. All the action/none of the flavor.

No, it isn't. If there's something wrong with the steak, you're probably going to get sick no matter what, but if you use a condom, your chances of catching something is much lower.

i like raw sex...but only the wifey gets it.

my brother calls his girlfriend "the wifey." It cracks me up.

I bet you don't have sex very often.

Yea, but there's penniccillin out there. Why worry unless the girl looks like a hooker?

not everything is cured by a round of antibiotics!

(although i about died laughing when i read that-- you sound just like someone i know rather well)

:rolleyes: I do hope you're joking here :rolleyes:

Right. I want my steak (back when I ate meat) bloody, aged, maybe with some peppercorn crusting and full of flavor.

Your comment does beg a question. Has anyone ever gotten head with a jimmy hat? I would rather go headless than even figure out what that would feel like.

-Rudey

Ughhh... nothing like the taste of latex and spermicide.

I'm all about safe sex but that would be TOTALLY unpleasant... ick

I don't know this for sure because I'm not a sex freak that buys weird condoms or gets those free packets from the health clinic with 55 types of jimmy hats, but I would think people would get them flavored and such.

Again, the best thing in life is to hang out with your boys, make loud noises, drink beer, come home for 2 minute nooky, and sleep. Following this I would have to say that 100 ugly chicks would be better as long as they're not circus freaks.

-Rudey