I need help
 

I had sex with the 9,999,999th girl in my life. My matress broke. My bro don't know what to do about it. We make noise. Lots and lots of noise. Who wants to see the hooker he had sex with? Anyway my dick turned green. Bitches gave me green dick. You know you got it bad when it turns green. And I think I roughed her up a little. I gave her bruises and stuff and she left bite marks all over my body. The sex went on for 99 hours. I think that is why I am green. So anyway after I get green dick, I bang this slut that used to be in a sorority and is all drugged out. It was so good. Can the girls on Greekchat please feign the fact that they care and come up with an elaborate solution to my problem?

When you hit the 10,000,000th girl I'm sure someone here can help you. :p



-take one more for the team,bro.

Re: I need help
 

Toot some blow and do it again, brah!

http://partydamage.com/images/misc16.jpg

Re: Re: I need help
 

That guy has an open alcoholic beverage in the car!

-Rudey

Antibiotics! Stat!

Or you could just tell girls you're turning into a frog. Girls like stuff like that.

I think the solution involves trying to date girls off of GC, and then making posts about them on GC where you pretend like they're your real-life hoes instead of psycho losers who aren't even really Greek.

What type of green? If its a puke green, run (don't walk) to a doctor. If its a lime green, wear it with pride.

Re: I need help
 

I do!

Is she a "model," or an "escort"?

This is what I desire in life.

I like to chill with my boys, drink beer, ru and then just go home and have a hot girl waiting there.

30 seconds after that I like to go to sleep.

That's the truth.

-Rudey

you are teh hottness rudey...

uptown baby
we get down baby
busch light baby
we get down baby

Yeah brah!

It turned green just in time for St. Patrick's Day! Oh yeah!

Is that like some desert city like Victorville or Rancho?

-Rudey
--If so, suck it

Don't hate just cuz I ride shotgun in a jeep and wear bling baby!

-Rudey
--Everybody come ride with me and we'll jam some Boy George!

We just learned why Peaches-n-Cream loves St. Patrick's Day so much.

I think what you need to do is spy on her. Set up an elaborate surveillance system outside her house - possibly work with the Israeli secret services to do this - and monitor every aspect of that whoe's life.

I don't even understand this. What the heck are you talking about?

I just want to ride in my jeep like that dude and blast some Boy George. Then I want to end up at home and just bone a girl for 2 minutes and then sleep.

What started out as a joke has now turned into what Rudey really wants in life!

And yes, I still need girls to feign sympathy!

-Rudey

Maybe they would think you could be a prince if they kissed you. Sigh.

Rudey,

you forgot to mention how well you were raised and how smart and good looking you are :)

i'm pretty sure they only turn to a prince if they kiss "it" - i mean, the dong is what's green, amirite?

-RC
--(insert 'to the balls' joke here)

Go balls deep!

-Rudey

Only 9,999,999 girls and your dick broke? Brah, you def got on the shortlist when God started handing out body parts.

And why are you on your mattress? Make her go over to her place.

Do guys at MIT even know what a girl looks like? Just joshing ya!

-Rudey

this thread made me smile

and the picture cracks me up.....especially the gold bling. where did you get that from? one of those tacky kiosks in the mall ;)

Dude, you're from Chicago, you can't hate.

Chicago girls, as bad as the rumours may be, are super models compared to MIT and Caltech chicas.

Of course looks should not matter if you want to have 100 ugly chicks instead of 5 hot chicks as I have proposed in another thread.

-Rudey

Brah has a point. But I always hit up the all-girl schools, or the schools where the average IQ was a little lower...ahembostonuniversityahem.

For the record, 5.

I made out in your fraternity house one time. With a BU sorority girl.

-RC
--It's ok, harvard guys came to our parties and sat in the corner too, we were cool with it.


ETA: I just read about the 'passing out in the snow' - you would have fit in well with us across the river

I talked to you a long time ago when I actually remembed my old username. I think about this very same subject. I love all the Boston area schools. Except Harvard. (I just give BU shit because it took me 30 minutes to get from my apt in Allston to Kenmore on the T.)

FOCUS:
Everybody's done something in our house. Except our Harvard chapter across the river - they were pissed we kept stealing stuff. Everybody was welcome at our parties...except Theta Chi. But I never went to any KSig parties, so I can't vouch for having to find another party after five minutes.

I always pass out in the snow in winter. Moreso in foreign countries these days. And uh, duh, we were on the same side of the river as you - 526 Beacon Street.

possible, quite possible

no worries dude, YOW

yeah obviously - euphemism for the schools, mang, although BU owns the land on both sides (and this ends the walking presentation part of the program)