Are women really being abolished?
 

Please forward this to everyone you can...

A new bill in the US Congress and similar legislation set to become law in other countries will affect lots of people. CNN stated that the Government would in two weeks time likely vote to completely abolish women. One reporter said "We've seen this coming for a long time and many feel that streamlining is the way forward".

This affects us all! We cannot allow this to happen! Despite naysayers there are jobs that women can do and they are still useful. Please visit the following URL and fill out the necessary form to let your Congressman know how you feel! The address is http://www.house.gov/writerep/. Write your representative!

I'm kinda of confused... how can they "abolish" women?!

I don't know but there're just going to be men if this becomes law I think! My representative will have a lot to explain!

I am thinking about two things:
1) smoking crack is bad
2) grilled cheese sandwiches are delicous

Uhhh...I'm not going anywhere.

Wherever you go, there you are!

if there's free booze, i'll go wherever they want me to go.

is this in response to the evacuation of Connecticut the other day?

When my parents told me that (they still live in CT), I just about lost it laughing. CT's governement has had a BAD year.

I often wonder why people start threads like these. Are they just walking around eating stuff they find on the ground?

so....


when am I scheduled to be abolished?

This is a remarkably dumb thread.

Is that what women are being replaced with?

Hmm, sorry ladies, but at the end of a day, grilled cheese is really tasty. Damn if I missed that part of Bush's speech tonight, abolish women :confused: Maybe I should use that as a pick up line... Come on baby, soon you'll be abolished:p

Don't worry, Super moe. shall save the day. I shall kick any legislators that voted for this legislation in the gonads.

so now i'll have to drive across the border for my cheap ADD/ED medications and also for the womenfolk . . . stunningly, I'm ok with that.

-RC
--love me or leave it, chicas

My first thought is uh...what *did* I miss (part of the state of the union picking son #1 up from confirmation class..some one fill me in!

My second thinking is "not grilled cheese...but warm Apple Pie ;)"

And now, an ostrich.

http://home.intekom.com/bluegrass/si...ostrich_02.jpg

I like llama better.
http://www.hawknet.ca/serenity/llama.jpg

If I'm going to be abolished, I would like to know the date so I won't begin any research papers due after that.

The platypus is watching you

http://tinypic.com/1j5bp2

I don't know if I am just that tired, but that was funny. So if I am abolished, will I just melt away like the wicked witch of the west???:confused:

http://www.weirdload.com/art/wwitch.jpg

I'm melting, melting. Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world.

What the hell is going on?

What do you mean?

Re: Are women really being abolished?
 

I'd like to know when reporters started making comments. Last time I checked, reporters took the comments and, well, reported them.

Perhaps I'll find out shortly before my abolishment.

Women being abolished, platypi, Wicked Witch...llama? Oh man, it's always something new here at Greek Chat...

(do you think they meant abortion?) I'd really hate it if I were banned.

quiet down, men are still deliberating on this idea. Apparently we control all women so we had enough of abortion rights and figured getting rid of women all together would be the best solution for both sides.

Why can't we abolish men?;)

Or just the assholes?

Re: Re: Are women really being abolished?
 

honestly, that's really not the worst thing about that post, but this angle is also hilarious

this thread is nearly perfect!