Surreal Life 4: the surreal seven
 

i just saw the first episode. it was the most absurd, strange, and funny thing i've seen since...a long time.

if you haven't seen it, try not to read too much about what happens. singularly, all the incidents seem normal, a little ridiculous, but nothing out of the realm of extreme possibilities. but watching the way they pieced the elements of the episode together, it's a fantastic comedy. especially, if you have a dark sense of humor, this'll make your eyes water.


Chris Knight (Peter Brady)
Marcus Schenkenberg (that male model guy)
Verne "mini me" Troyer
Chyna Doll (Joanie, Laurer that wrestler chick)
Da Brat (that rapper chick)
Adrianne Curry (america's next top model chick)
Jane Wiedlin (that Go-Go's chick)

Poor Adrianne Curry; her 15 minutes of fame came and went before she knew it. I hear she hooks up with Peter Brady (aka Christopher Knight) :eek:

LMAO at "everything ended up working out just like a Brady episode".

I enjoyed each season of the SL so far, and if they can top last season, then I'll be impressed.

it just gets odder and odder....
wonder why chyna doll can't just be joanie....?
i know chyna is wwe property.

does this show only play on vh1? i saw the first episode sunday and thought it was pretty funny, expecially drunk mini me pissing in the corner.

I watched season 1 faithfully, and season 2 sporadically. Saw 1 ep of last season and was just weirded out by Brigitte Nielson & Flava Flav (sp)...I forgot all about this season though...thanks for the reminder. I've always loved Chris Knight.

She mentioned it in the first epi, and Joanie (aka Chyna) was fired from the WWE so technically she's not WWE property anymore.

But ditto about Chris Knight. He was always my favorite Brady son (I hated Greg)...and damn, he still looks fooooooine at 40. Check out them GUNZ! Damn that Adrienne's effing lucky.

But then again Chris HAS been divorced twice....:eek:

Chris is older than that. According to Us Weekly, he's 47. But the abs say it all!!

Chyna is a man, dammit, and you can't convince me otherwise!!!!




Oh,


and

FLA-VA-FLAAAAAV!!!!!

That first episode was hella funny!!! (sorry its the nor-cal in me) and I totally agree about Chris!!! HOT for his age!!!!

I am glad SOMEBODY ELSE has the same feelings about Chyna....SHE IS A MAN. The voice...that face...just everything about her...THAT SNORING.

Is it so wrong that I'm also paying attention to Peter Brady and his BIG GUNS? He was always my favorite Brady.

Marcus Schenkenberg's too boring.

Chris Knight. RAWR.

haha. I was gonna do the FLAVA FLAV! When he would do it, it would crack me up! I try to do it to bother my bf. lol.

Anyways. Da Brat was acting like a bitch. She wasn't trying to meet anyone and say hi. At least she should have said hi to the models who look normal.
Marcus looks damn good! So does Peter Brady!
Mini Me was cracking me up! The noises he was making when he was trying to sleep and when he got naked on his scooter and was peeing in the corner. hehe


Here's something for ya:
NOT WORK SAFE!
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2594
http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorso...chyna/clit.jpg

Sorry if I gave anyone nightmares, made them throw up, or if anyone is very confused. lol. I just had to share.

Well people...after that picture...it has been confirmed for me....

I apologize in advance for my blunt honesty.

It would explain possibly why Chyna was kicked out of the WWF. THAT IS A MAN! I am sorry but that is not a large clitoris. That is a small penis.

GROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS **vomit** **heave**

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. She is a man. She is He-man!!!

THANK YOU.

I hate how she prides "herself" on winning titles and being the only "female" to kick some male ass.

Yeah you confused trannie, keep on convincing yourself of that.

I saw it and It was funny. Might be the best one yet.

I SAW THE FIRST EPISODE AND IT WAS OKAY, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT IT WILL TOP LAST SEASON...BUT TIME WILL TELL AND WE SHALL SEE!!

I don't know if anyone's mentioned this before...but Chris is so HOT! :D

I'm watching tonight's episode, and I'm jealous of the strippers too! :(

aj

I'm watching at 11...please tell me Peter Brady did not wear a shirt once in this episode. I'm sick and need something to cheer me up.

Porkchapsh and apple shaaaaush.
 

PETER BRADY I WANT TO HUMP YOOOOOOU.

I like Adrienne a lot. Jane's too boring, Chyna's too annoying, Brat's angry all the time.

Peter was always my favorite Brady.

I won't be able to look at mini me the same way after his moaning? or whatever that noise was. :eek:

Chyna is an annoying man, but other than that I will try to catch the show when I'm not busy!