Surreal Life/Strange Love
 

I did a search, and I didn't find a thread on the Ave or the Blvd. ;)

WTF!!! Lawd, this season is going to be off the hook.

Vern is ca-razy!
I've loved Marcus for years...I'm just so happy to be able to look at him!
Chris...poor thing. I would hate the responsibility of making those crazy people act semi-normal!

I could not stop laughing the ENTIRE episode. Here's my comments on the cast:

1. Jane: She seemed calm on the first episode BUT remember that one of the captions when she was picked up said that she liked Fetish Balls and S&M. So based on that and the clips of the season that they showed at the end, I'm sure she'll become wilder as the season progresses.

2. Marcus: He's a cutie. Nothing bad to say.

3. Chris: He is no Peter Brady. When they were talking to Verne and his shirt was off, I was like :D :o :eek:. Wow, nice abs!!

4. Da Brat: It seems like she will be the most distant. Perhaps more watching the rest of the cast than interacting. But here commentary will be interesting.

5. Adrienne: I expect the unexpected from her. Especially since I've already seen her on ANTM.

6. Joanie/Chyna: Didn't like her gear or attitude at all. I can't believe that she didn't know that the room was not for her. Everything is the room screamed Verne and she was just being difficult. Never liked her in the WWF, don't like her now.

7. Verne: He was the MOST surprising. I could not stop laughing when he was drunk. Too funny!! I might catch the rerun to see that again. On another note, somebody needs to get him a woman and fast. The way he was acting at dinner was TOO much.

I also watched Strange Love. Typical Flav and Brigitte. Nothing unexpected, I'll keep watching.

I'm sooooooo glad your started this thread! I have someone who shares in my pain! :D LOL

First let me start by saying Vern (bka "Mini Me") is a PERVERT! Did you see how he was acting during the nude sushi scene?!!?:eek: I'm so glad he's not "normal" size because I would be in fear of Adrienne's personal saftety.

And he was sloppy junk and making those bull-horn noises!:eek:

Also what is up with Da Brat and her behavior? Has she not seen this show before? She's calling everybody else has-beens, but the show has ALWAYS been about has-beens.:rolleyes:

On Sunday nights, I will be PERCHED in front of my television. LMBO.

Marcus: cutie patootie
Chyna: her attitude stank like hayle. did she not realize that the small furniture was not for her amazon azz??
Adrienne: We kinda know how she is from ANTM.
Da Brat: very distant, but her comments are really funny.
Chris: definitely the resident "father" figure.
Verne: I can't stand to see him get drunk another minute. Too weird for me to watch. :eek:

But when Verne kept on hitting Chris and then fell out and Chris had to carry his tiny azz back to the house, I was in tears.

Chris is going to turn out like the house father. Brat was to funny when she ran and got him to handle the Verne situation.

Flav and Gitte
 

Had. Me. Laughing. My. Butt. Off.

Frankly, Flav's dalliance w/Gitte is no big loss for "us," as it were.

Mattia is a p****. How are you going to let something like Flav roll in and come up on your woman.

I've got to find a way to put Gitte's "take your gold teeth out when you are talking to a lady" in my signature.
:p

I ain't mad at her; I wouldv'e done the same thing, lol.

Strange Love is just that strange. Flava Flav looks really bad. I guess being addicted to drugs took a toll on his body. He isn't aging well. Brigitte gets on my nerves. She is not attractive but you can't tell her that. Soo is she picking Flava over Mattia. She must be crazy. Looks aren't everything but Flava has no manners either. This show is a trip.

The Surreal Life...LOL Verne needs to watch his alcholic intake. Why did he drink so much. When he was riding around in the scooter butt azz naked and peeing in the corner my hubby and I were getting our laugh on.

Chyna Doll..why would she want Verne's room. That made no since that big situation about that. Verne's room was made to scale just for him. Why would you want your big behind in that tiny room? Some people! Also what's w/ those braids and claws for nails!!!

In the overview for the season Da Brat calls Jane from the Go-Go's a has been. Okay when is the last time Da Brat had a hit song in heavy rotation!

I may actually watch this season of surreal life. I thought the episode was really good (and I concur - looking at Marcus made my evening :D )

Strange love scares me. :( First off, what man is gonna let his financee hug, kiss, and dry hump some other man - in front of him no less? And Flava does look a l ittle weird, but maybe it was because of the long transactlantic flight.

Why was Marcus famous?

Da Brat is washed up, but a real person would go with the flow and enjoy the house.

Marcus was the Calvin Klein model. :)

Flava Flave looks greasy in an ashy sort of way. :o

I need for this PR stunt that is Brigitte and Flav to be over with. For those whom watched "Strange Love"....did Brigitte and Flave ever ((and I'm throwing up in my mouth a lil' bit at the thought)).... share a passionate kiss? I think Brigitte is along for the ride and is not more attracted to Flave than I am. :rolleyes:

CTFU...CTFU...CTFU.
To me, Flav looks like a Carolina River cricket.

I've never seen one but I can sure picture it:D

Oh Lord, I'm dying! LOLOLOL! :D

Her cadences had me on the floor!!! Oh, and the part about the "infamous scooter!!!

But really, I'm a little concerned about Vern. He's so small. I would be worried about alcohol poisoning.

Yeah, Jane is off the hook. As she stated, the Go-Go's were America's Sweetheart's, but none of them were all that sweet!

...and the first male supermodel. I was so in love with him!!!

Vern will be like the dead midget that used to be on the Howard Stern show. he's outta control.
those shows (Strange Love and Surreal Life) are outta control:rolleyes: i may pass and just read you all comments, you guys are funny.:D but then, there is Marcus, he is OH. SO. GORGEOUS. he's right up there w/Nigel from ANTM:p

Is she washed up? Let's review her fabulous resume:

Three CD's that included the marginal hits Funkdafied, Give It To You, and What'chu Like
Appearance on the hit song Ladies Night (that was a good song, right...Angie Matinez's debut?)
She also rendered Oscar-worthy performances in Civil Brand and Glitter.

washed up? a has been? I'd agree with a statement made by someone else, she is a "never was"

NEXT!!!

Ok, I found myself watching this as well, and I too laughed thru the entire thing. When Verne got drunk...and his knows his little azz can't hold that much alcohol fell a sleep and Chris had to carry him to the room and put him in the bed I thought I was going to fall out. The other thing was when it was like he was coming on to Chris...this whole thing is going to be hella-funny.

re: surreal life
 

I didn't watch it at first, but I heard some clips and I just had to watch it...besides chris knight is just TOO FINE for words. I remember when the brady movies first came out and I saw him, he grew up very nicely. And that six pack ain't bad either. oh yea, I loves me some peter brady.

Verne was a trip, I loved the DA BRAT's reaction as she was going to get Chris, that was classic.

I think I am officially hooked on the show.....this is a train wreck, but you can't turn away

I've never seen this show but will tune in tonight for the replay @ 9 EST.
The replay of Strange Love comes on at 7 but I am usually en route. We'll see.:cool:

I clearly should have been watching this show from the giddy up!!


I have never LMAO so hard at a show before in my life. I LMAO harder than watching any Madea plays. :D

Verne, Verne, Verne. . . he was low key eye molesting Adrienne's body at that meal last night.
THat scooter had me in tears!

Da Brat made his urination scene funnier with her narration.

Soror MeezDiscreet, I had did my crunches earlier but LMAO reinforced that exercise.

Adrienne Curry, you probably have Tyra somewhere straight up embarrassed. Someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows EVA, please tell her to stay away from Surreal Life because I declare before God Almighty if I evER see her on that show face down and azz up for Gary Coleman or Emmanuel Lewis, I will just die!!!

I used to love to watch WWE and had a respect for Chyna as a female athlete. She assassinated that respect last night faster than a Hulk Hogan match against Scott Steiner. She also appears quite DUMB not knowing that her pic was up on that wall. She has a band:rolleyes: mmk?!?!!? She got on my nerves with that room situation. My God, she can SNORE!!!!! I would have rolled out like Da Brat too.

Jane, straight up FREAK!!! I can see her trying to do a 3some with Adrienne and Chris.

Did you all see that Chris gets NO RESIDUALS at all from the Brady Bunch!?!??!?!:( Oh and I admit, he looks dayum nice for his age. Those abs are :D

I'll keep tuning in, but NOTHING gets in the way of Desperate Housewives. :)

This is the first time that I think that I will watch the full season of Surreal Life. I didn't even know about it until season 2, but never watched any of it until last season with Flava Flav, and I didn't watch that faithfully, but this season....oh it's going to be on and popping. That first ep was so damn funny. I didn't know Marcus or the chick from ANTM because I have never seen that show either, but she has the hots for old Peter Brady...he he he.

When Da Brat called her manager and was telling her that she wanted to leave because "Peter Brady" was on there and he is a has been, I wanted to say and you are not.

Verne's ass really better watch his alcohol intake. He knows that being only 2'8" that he can't handle alcohol like that, but I must admit that he made the scenes funny as all get out.

I know this isn't the HC thread but...
 

How come I CAN'T get the image of Verne's yoda-like nekkid body on scooter out of my head? Lawd. Make. It. Stop. :eek: :( :o LOL

Re: I know this isn't the HC thread but...
 

Man I cried! I can't believe the first episode was that funny!

Peter was looking RIGHT. You know you're tight if you can stand next to the model and hold your own in the abs department, yessir!:D :p You guys know he's dating Adrienne in real life right?

And then after all that happened, Peter was talking and that curtain fell on him, the whole house was CTFU and so was I.
:D

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is TOO true. I didn't know he was that...facially dynamic. Makes my stomach turn. Did you see them lying on the bed talking with his cookabugs in his hear looking like a homeless drunk on crack? I had to turn lol.

The fifth season of the Surreal Life is going to be crazy. It's going to feature Janice Dickenson (ANTM) and Omarosa (Apprentice). I posted the story in the Entertainment thread. You know it's going to be TONS of drama!!Thread in Entertainment

And don't forget, Jose "Juicy" :rolleyes: Canseco will also be featured. Now I think Juicy Canseco is a rat, a punk, etc., but dayum, he's well-muscled.:p :o

And Pepa from Salt N Pepa fame will also be on the show! I can see from this line up that all kinds of drama will be hittin' the fan.

You know. Pepa was wild back in the day. It will be MAJOR drama.:o

Pepa + Omarosa + Janice = A WILD SEASON

I thought Salt AND Pepa were slated for the show. At any rate, Pepa ain't no push over. She has a temper (I've read) and will throw blows at moments notice.

It's about to be a what....GIRLFIGHT!

ROFLMBO

And you know this!! :)

Salt had been born again. Hopefully, she doesn't have time for this mess.

New Episodes with Janice Dickenson, Pepa, and Omarosa begin July 10th!

:o

I caught the new Surreal Life late last night. This is going to be a HOTT mess!

Janice and Pepa (what when on in that bathroom where Janice wants to "get in her pants"?)

Bronson Pinchot- he needs SOME. :o

Jose Conseco: dayum, he's big! :D

Omarosa and her hubby are no longer together. :( I guess she became too larger than life. :confused:

and she's no longer "omarosa manigault-stallworth." did you hear her tell andy dick "it's just omarosa." she was acting like toni from girlfriends times 10! i was like, "is she supposed to be sexy now?"

janice is off the chain--DRAMAtic!!! she is so self-absorbed.

bronson pinchot is a weirdo

i like the biker--he seems like he gives people the benefit of the doubt and tries to find the good in things.

i also watched celebrtity fit club. jackee is a mess!!! talking about she aint gone work out, she's just going to motivate! and gary busey had me LMAO with his military-esque, pep-talky, motivational-ish speeces and acronyms!!