Cashmoney's answer to H & A
 

P & H is where it's at.

Kitties and garden tools? Am I right? ;)

Nahh baby, Pimps and Hotties.....got 7 members already. BobbytheDon and I are heading it up....the #1 stunners. ;) I think you qualify, wanna join?

If I can have the official title of "empress" my size 14 pants and I will consider it.

Don't worry, you can have the title and we'll work on the weight issue. ;) ZTAngel has a good diet program. :D We'll get you on that SoFl diet.

Wow...the post has been up for 4 minutes and there's already 63 views. :)

I don't have to go in the tanning bed and get a colonic, do I?

Nahhh, in P and H white titties are just as good as tan ones. Maybe we can get Tracy to join, you think?

Well I would join but I'm not sure if I would be a Pimp or a Hottie since we are the same person Craig(myself).

You're a legacy, you get a bid regardless.

Will there be a formal recruiting process? ;)

Abby, Bobby will agree with me that you're a given. :D

Can we have our own colors? And can we make up cool alternate names to post under? Who's president?

I don't care about colors or names.....Bobby and I will rotate each semester for the top pimp spot.

I think that the official color of the P&H should be platinum. Can I be the official designer of Pimp Cups? I'm pretty crafty when it comes to bling. Pimp Pimp, Hooray!

Damn, I was thinking about making you rush chairman. :D The motto will be; "Never lose the passion to go platinum". Everyone will get their "Get Crunked" pimp cups upon intiation. And yes, there will be hazing.

So I am guessing that since I am a part of the H&A I can't join the P&whatever, b/c I've already been initiated, right?

But one of my H&A sisters told me that there was a loophole where I can be initiated into one group, drop out, and join somewhere else. Is that correct?????

I go tanning, highlight my hair, and get my nails done...so maybe that alone disqualifies me. Oh well. :(

You could be both!

Denied.

Definitely denied.

Duuuuuude. Kiki's so hawt. I'd hit it.

I'm H&A too...so I'm deeeeeenied.

I'll let you in if you tell me your ritual. :D

That's easy. We get drunk on pink drinks and then we have naked pillow fights while we discuss handbags.

Wait . . . I'm missing something.

Did I petition for membership?

Or does posting in this thread automatically count as a petition for membership?


At any rate, considering that this is about the 59th time somebody has attempted to rip off the H&A (Death Squad is still my favorite, by the way) and none of y'all have done it correctly, I'd like to point out that the H&A doesn't advertise for membership. I guess a group for pimps doesn't really have to have the whole "discretion" thing going on though.


. . . and I'm back to the pink thread, I think.

Sorry, no big pinkies are allowed in this thread.

:p No, I don't. I only started this thread and P & H because I figured if GeekyPenguin had her own slut club why couldn't I? Besides, the cool people and the hotties are only allowed in P & H. So far this is what we have (we're not afraid to post our member's screen names); Me, Bobby, ShaedyKD, ADPiUCF,DGQueen17, Sororitygirl2 is an honorary member, ZTAngel has an open bid when she's back from the holidays, 33girl is pending (don't know if Bobby wants to give her the title she wanted), thermobryan, norcalchick and crzychx. We're going to take over GC like Pike does nationally.

Hmm, I guess you do learn something new everyday. I had no idea that Pike was the largest and most popular national fraternity. Wow! That's a really great accomplishment, I bet that makes you feel real special! ;)

hehe. Yay! i'm in the P & H! So does it matter who's a pimp or hottie? Or are Cash and Bobby the only pimps?

dude. i aint no pimp. i just pretend i'm one online to make for a good show on greek chat. In real life I'm a short guy who works on his body all the time to compensate for his lack of height. Or so that is what my ex girlfriend said. But in reality, I work out because I like being healthy. She was just jealous because she thought she didn't have a great body so she wanted me to not work out so we can be proportional. So I did. Then I became a tubby. So then I became short AND flabby. Aiya...the things you do for a woman.


La la la. Do any of you know how to use chopsticks? I hate it when my mom makes fun of me because I suck at using them. She tells my auntie in Dallas that I bring home white chicks that use chopsticks better than me. It may be true but whatever. One day I'll show her!!!

Am I hijacking this thread on purpose? You better believe I am biotch.

Fabs, you are cool in my books. However, you need to stop going to tanning salons. Those are bad for you. I don't want you getting skin cancer man.

Hey 33girl, I never figured out what sorority you are in?!

Hey Sugar and Spice. Answer these three questions for me

1- Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped off. Who was left?

2- Is THE KILLERS considered emo? or more indy rock?


3- Who can win in a fight. Mike Tyson with no teeth or Barry Alverez with a steak in front of him.

DGQueen, did you know that when I read your sn on greekchat, i still think it is DragQueen?

HottyToddy- did you know that when I see your sn on here, i sing the song... Hotty Toddy...we likes to party. We don't cause trouble and we don't, BOTHER nobody!

Kitso - You drink to much. Did you buy a razor yet?

Rudey - I think I can get that video for you homie. I have a that is homie that is a teke so he told cliff. I just gotta get a hold of that dude. so you owe me a beer biotch.


I expect to read your answers sometime next year.



HAPPY NEW YEAR MARTHA FOCKERS!!!!


sincerely,

your favorite Asssss----hooolllllleeeeeeee ( meet the fockers :) )

I think I know how to use chopsticks. But my Japanese grandma always yells at me because I hold them the wrong way. I don't care. As long as I get the food to my mouth then it's all G.

1) Haters. :(
2) I don't know, I haven't listened. I would download them but I'm on my parents' computer. 0 for 2 so far. :(
3) Hmmm this was a tough one. However, I think Barry is nastier than we think so I'll pick him.

Although I still think we're gonna lose tomorrow. :(


I hope you had a good new year, Bobby!

Card carrying member of the slut club here!

CHEE. :D

wait a minute, the H&A is a slut club??? how did i not know that??

I think its the third time isn't it?

And it doesn't seem like a copy, it seems like a parody.

Rudey either formed the Death Squad to parody you and the h & a after members of the h & a posted his personal information on the net, or else you posted his personal information on the net to punish him for parodying the h & a. I am not sure of the chronology.

Monica and Ivory created the Everyone Else thread to gently remonstrate the members of the h & a.

And to point out that even though the vast majority of GCers take the high road and don't respond to h & a members' snarky comments they are less than happy with them.

Craig created this thread after some of you mocked him in another thread.

There is a trend showing . . .

So its not really a lot of groups, nor are they actually ripping off on the h & a.

Gallup.

OMG ariesrising I love you. :)

I don't think we've been that sassy lately, have we? Except for one or two particular individuals . . . and come on, like making fun of That Guy is a new thing for ANYONE on GC?

Certainly we haven't been sassy as a group . . . any hate on the part of H&Aers has been pretty individual, I think.

I think you might be right. Outside of this, I haven't noticed you guys as a group identity 'cept for silly threads, or for being sassy in a while.

Individual stuff usually doesn't register much for me.

I love it when people can't come up with anything good to insult us about so they resort to that kind of thing. "Oh yeah, and you're fat!"


If we're gonna go that route, let's insult people's mommas next!


ETA: heh, this made more sense before Craig's post was deleted.

why waste time when you can just hit them where it hurts you know? even if you aren't fat. its totally well known that no matter what girls are always self conscious about their weight. its funny. yet sad =(

and if you wanna start insulting moms, i am your man.

Hey Sugar and SPice, Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

bring it dude. i have a shitload of these....

...ok maybe i don't but i can always google some and get more.