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Least popular baby names for 2004
Wow I guess at least one baby got named Crotch this year......
Least popular boys names in 2004 Beelzebub Agamemnon Horatio Humperdinck Hawkweed Milkman Donald Duck Purple Armageddon Humpty Dumpty Pork Scratch Groin Scrooge Acne Scrote Least popular girls names in 2004 Rack Crumpet Rumpepumpee Rotten-Tomato Cabbage Plug Parsnip Chops Potato Pillage Crotch Willy Cannelloni Lasagne Condescensia Bucket Spot Biff ETA: Link to site.....http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2004...yNames2004.htm |
Hmmm, I don't see "Apple" on the list??!
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Where did you get that list?
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Speak for yourselves, I find Groin to be a delightful name for a young man.
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Some people should simply not be permitted to reproduce!
Of course, this is from someone who got The Darwin Awards, part 3 for Christmas! |
God every Sun. I see 1 year birthdays and see some of the names and scratch my head.
What is wrong with people who name there kids some of these names. Well of course, My 4 th Cousin was Wyatt, and My Great, Great Grand Mother was Dorcus.:( Wyatt, OKAY, Famous, Dorcus, god it fit her, dirt was pretty compared to her.:confused: Wht ever happened to Tom, Harry, Henry Richard, Mary, Sally, Jane!:confused: |
Dorcas is the same name as Tabitha. One is Arabic, and the other is Greek (I think). Both mean "gazelle".
I'll take Dorcas over Bucket any day of the week!! |
Whoa, honeychile are you a History Nut also!
If so, I am in love!:) Bucket, poor kid.:( |
I'd rather be Bucket than Crotch.
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Well, if you scratch a bucket, you get splinters, scratch a crotch, you get pleasure!:D
Think I will scratch now!:D :) If Ya Got an itch, well, when in Rome!;) |
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and yeah, i was wondering about "apple" and "cocoa" |
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I stand by my theory that every pregnant mother should have to take a "how to name a baby" class.
-Nikki, who named her baby born in 2004 a weird Gaelic name |
While I love the name Sioban (pronounced Shavon), the poor kid would have a rough time in school.
PS: there were kids at my pool/school with these names : Princess Precious My'stique' (poor kid, her name was messed up so often! Esp. by my spanish professor MY STYE Que? ) |
The link says it's a satire, so I'm sure (read: I HOPE) that no one actally named their kids that. Can you just imagine taking your toddler to the playground and seeing him play with some boy his age, and then all of a sudden hearing the boy's mother yell "HEY BEELZEBUB, GET OVER HERE NOW!!!"
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And Apple is not such a bad name... not compared to Rack, or Plug, or Parsnip Chops. Love, Marly PS - Hawkweed sounds like a model citizen. :cool: |
How do ya like them apples?
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They misspelled "Orangejello". :( Also, "Shithead" is pronounced "Shih-theed". (I found this by doing a search for Crystal Chanda Leer, which I had heard before.) |
Delivery room nurses should have the first right to veto some of these names.
Currently in my school, we have Jealousy, Kenuassaura and Kemuassaura (brothers, but not twins), and Diamonds (yes, more than one.) One time we had twins, Johnathan and Johnathan (one was pronounced Joe-Nathan.) WHAT ARE PEOPLE THINKING??? |
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[B]Some people should simply not be permitted to reproduce! Yes I totally agree. My friends and I keep a list of the culls. Not surprising its getting really long. |
we had this family of little kids who would come to our pool, and they were pretty close in age. They sort of adopted my brother as their dad (they called him Daddy Scott, it was ADORABLE!), but their names were Nigel and Nijohn, Dijon and Dije' (sp?), and the oldest kid was simply Sam. All really cute kids and well behaved, but sometimes you 1) couldn't tell em apart 2) couldn't yell the right name at the right moment because their names were all so close together! You'd be trying to get Nijohn (who had a tendancy to do fron flips into 2 ft of water!) and you'd yell Nigel.
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I think I work for Condescensia...
And I had a girl named "Rotunda" in my HS graduating class. Poor girl. She wasn't big, but it was a totally unfortunate name. |
Funny name story:
I teach gymnastics, and twice a year we have Bring-A-Friend week, where the kids can bring a friend from school or whatever to gymnastics class. At the beginning, we go around and ask the kids what their friends' names are so that the teachers can rememer them during class. So at our most recent Bring-A-Friend week, I'm sitting in the circle with the kids taking attendance. One of the little girls has a friend with her, and I ask her, "Hannah, can you tell us your friend's name?". Hannah says that her friend's name is Heaven. So I ask Heaven what her last name is, and she says, "Hill." This little girl's name was Heaven Hill! The girl that I work with was standing behind them and was trying extremely hard to control her giggling! (For those of you who don't know, Heaven Hill is a brand of extremely cheap liquor.) Anyway, I guess the moral of the story is, don't name your kids after alcohol! I think being named Jack Daniels would be pretty hard on a boy. ;) |
Here's a link that was a link off of the first one: http://www.babycenter.com/babyname/uniquenames2004.html
"Eunike" Baby Names of 2004 The names found near the bottom of the 2004 BabyCenter Baby Names List reveal how far some parents will go to help their child stand out. In fact, the 2004 list contained Eunike, Uniquee, and I'Unique -- all girls' names. The 2004 BabyCenter Baby Names List also shows more variety in girl names, with 9% of girls' parents compared to 6% of boys' parents selecting a name spelled like no other. Parents who take the inventive approach to naming their child often take inspiration from their own hobbies and interests, as well as wishes for their child's future. Children with these names found on the 2004 BabyCenter Baby Names List are likely to be the only one in the classroom: Herbs and spices: Curry, Nutmeg, Sorel Ethnic food: Tahini, Farfalla, Sushi Drinks: Chianti, Chardonnay, Hennessey Military: Commander, Jeneral, Appomattox Repeat after me: YouYou, LooLoo, ChiChi Brands: Ikea, Disney, Infiniti Kreativ classics: Kathwren, Aeryk, Maksymilian Long: Breighanna, Kwynncey, Ayreeanna Star power: Charysma, Mysteek, Zenith Peaceful: Zurrenity, Phaith, Ohm Rambunctious: Reynger, Wrangler, Blazer Celebrities: Brandeau, Madawna, Bryttanni Royalty: Umajesty, Quena, Royale Musical: Tymphani, Symphaney, Lyrick |
It always makes me think of "I Love Lucy" when Lucy is trying to decide on baby names:
Lucy : I want the names to be unique and euphonious. Ricky : OK, Unique if it's a boy and Euphonious if it's a girl! |
I guess I must be a traditionalist, but many of the students where I teach have interesting names:
Dynasty Destini Flemisha Delque (Pronounced Dell-cue) Princess Unique Charda (Pronounced Shar-day) Jerrisha And that is just a few...but I would say, Bucket is not a good name...nor is the name Fanny...but only in the UK and Ireland...hehehe.(If you don't know why, ask and I can explain.) |
I remember seeing a college football player last year---might have been Florida State whose name was Craphonso.
And isn't there a football player with the name T.A. - the T. A. standing for Totally Awesome? What are some people thinking? LOL Anyway, funny names is what gets me thru the constant football mr amycat has on all weekend. |
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Suffice it to say, the jingle from "The Nanny" where she slipped and "fell on her fanny" is ALWAYS met with roars of laughter. |
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My boyfriend has a friend named Johnny Walker(like the whiskey)
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you are right-craphonso (pronounced cray-fon-so) thorpe plays for florida state. one of my h.s. teachers was married to a woman named precious memory. can you imagine?!?
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and i loooove your daughters name! |
In this morning's paper in the birth announcements I came across
Summer Keiko Wind. Poor kid. Almost as good as my friend's friend's kid: Wave Kalani Rider. |
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