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Jesus H. Christ 12-25-2004 07:17 AM
Happy Birthday to MEEEE!!!
 
You wouldn't believe how many candles are on my cake.

Senusret I 12-25-2004 08:01 AM
Happy Birthday!!!!!

I got you Kill Bill, Volume 1 and 2 on DVD! I hope you like it!

Jesus H. Christ 12-25-2004 08:08 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Senusret I
Happy Birthday!!!!!

I got you Kill Bill, Volume 1 and 2 on DVD! I hope you like it!
Oh, you shouldn't have. I'm a big fan of QT, but he's not coming here when he passes on.

valkyrie 12-25-2004 02:43 PM
LOL

Happy birthday, home slice.

FAB*SpiceySpice 12-25-2004 02:55 PM
HAHA, this is excellent.

happy birthday buddy. :D

DeltAlum 12-25-2004 03:41 PM
Happy Birthday, Brother/Sister. I'll bet you are a founder of your fraternity/chapter.

Oh, and many happy returns.

Thanks for everything.

carol9a 12-25-2004 03:57 PM
Jesus is my homeboy.

Thank ya Jesus!!!

Oh and by the way, have a good birthday and tell your Dad I said Hi and thanks for the help with the econ test.

GeekyPenguin 12-25-2004 08:14 PM
I know you're really busy and all, but if you could have a conversation with the adcomm at the only law school chartered by the human head of your church, I would REALLY APPRECIATE IT and will give you my eternal thanks and praise.

DeltaBetaBaby 12-25-2004 09:30 PM
have you forgiven the innkeeper yet?

DeltAlum 12-25-2004 11:20 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by DeltaBetaBaby
have you forgiven the innkeeper yet?
You didn't hear? He went to Hell. He's the permanant manager at the Breezewood, PA Motel 6.

honeychile 12-25-2004 11:29 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by DeltAlum
You didn't hear? He went to Hell. He's the permanant manager at the Breezewood, PA Motel 6.
Omigosh, I think that's the first thing that's made me laugh today!! You gotta know Breezewood to know how close to Hell it really is!

Jesus H. Christ 12-25-2005 05:10 PM
Bump!
 
Hey everyone!

Its that time of year again!

Your buddy, your pal,

J.H.C.

docetboy 12-25-2005 06:17 PM
Didn't anyone tell you? Your birthday was on 15 Tishri, 4 years before the common era. Which means today is NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY, it was over 3 months ago!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

PWNED!

CutiePie2000 12-26-2008 02:54 AM
Wow...it's been 3 years, I guess this thread needs a bumpity-bump.

moe.ron 12-26-2008 04:59 AM
http://ecotality.com/life/wp-content...7/10/jesus.jpg

BetteDavisEyes 12-26-2008 01:34 PM
I miss Jesus. :(

VandalSquirrel 12-26-2008 07:39 PM
Jesus I was very unhappy this year and because of weather didn't go home (and I've cut out processed foods, sugar, and most flour) and I didn't bake you a birthday cake. I'm very sorry.

(no really you guys, I bake a lamb shaped 3-D cake for Christmas and call it Jesus' Birthday Cake, and I sing "Lamb of God you take away the sin of the world, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday dear Jesus" usually eaten after the candlelight service because it is after midnight and technically Christmas)

christiangirl 12-26-2008 11:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes (Post 1758448)
I miss Jesus. :(
I miss singing "Happy Birthday" to Jesus and getting to eat His birthday cake every year. Yes, my school was weird but at least we got cake.

PANTHERTEKE 12-27-2008 03:39 AM
I posted a happy birthday comment on your wall, did you see it?

cheerfulgreek 12-27-2008 03:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by christiangirl (Post 1758556)
I miss singing "Happy Birthday" to Jesus and getting to eat His birthday cake every year. Yes, my school was weird but at least we got cake.
Uhmm...yeah....that is a bit weird.

VandalSquirrel 12-27-2008 09:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek (Post 1758641)
Uhmm...yeah....that is a bit weird.
Yes, enjoying childhood traditions of celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is A BIT WEIRD. Sorry no one ever invited you to Jesus' birthday party, which really says something because Jesus loves everyone.

May Sheetcake have mercy on your soul.

http://www.derrickandsarah.com/Happy...ake%202001.JPG

SWTXBelle 12-27-2008 09:47 AM
I believe Jesus appreciates a good cuppin' cake, too. (Oh - and I thought his middle name was Murphy . . . )

VandalSquirrel 12-27-2008 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle (Post 1758683)
I believe Jesus appreciates a good cuppin' cake, too. (Oh - and I thought his middle name was Murphy . . . )
I thought it started with an H?

PrettyBoy 12-27-2008 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel (Post 1758681)
Yes, enjoying childhood traditions of celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is A BIT WEIRD. Sorry no one ever invited you to Jesus' birthday party, which really says something because Jesus loves everyone.

May Sheetcake have mercy on your soul.
Birthday Party for Jesus? :confused: Blank stare @ this whole thread.

The way to express thanks to Jesus Christ is to minister in Church every sunday. To minister is to serve. Also it's important to read the word daily, and give thanks to him daily. I agree with cheers. Placing candles on a cake and singing happy birthday to Jesus is a bit strange to me too.

PrettyBoy 12-27-2008 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SWTXBelle (Post 1758683)
I believe Jesus appreciates a good cuppin' cake, too. (Oh - and I thought his middle name was Murphy . . . )
Jesus wants you to read the word and live your life right. The hell with some cup cake.

SWTXBelle 12-27-2008 05:40 PM
Ummmm . . . Jesus and I have it all worked out, thanks. Here, have a sense of humour. And a cup cake. I wonder if Sheetcake has a cousin, Sweet Cuppin' Cake. (www.homestarrunner.com for cuppin' cake reference)


eta - and as to the birthday thing, my cousin always has a birthday cake for Jesus. It felt "weird" at first, but I especially like the way it makes the fact that Jesus was a child just like them concrete for children.

DrPhil 12-27-2008 07:20 PM
ugh...shuttup PrettyBoy....

cheerfulgreek 12-27-2008 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrPhil (Post 1758774)
ugh...shuttup PrettyBoy....
My turn!!!:D

PrettyBoy vs DrPhil

Round 1 FIGHT!!!

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/71.gif

VandalSquirrel 12-27-2008 11:07 PM
Jesus, if I am not worshiping you correctly please let me know. I thought you came by for some cake but it was just Elijah party crashing.

PrettyBoy 12-28-2008 01:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SWTXBelle (Post 1758765)
Ummmm . . . Jesus and I have it all worked out, thanks.
Cool. As long as you have a personal relationship with him.:)

cheerfulgreek 12-28-2008 03:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel (Post 1758850)
Jesus, if I am not worshiping you correctly please let me know. I thought you came by for some cake but it was just Elijah party crashing.
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

This is the dumbest post EVER...enjoy your stupid cake/party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfHZaZCOqwk

PrettyBoy 12-28-2008 05:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek (Post 1758930)
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

This is the dumbest post EVER...enjoy your stupid cake/party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfHZaZCOqwk
DAMN!!! LMAO!!! :D

VandalSquirrel 12-28-2008 06:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek (Post 1758930)
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

This is the dumbest post EVER...enjoy your stupid cake/party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfHZaZCOqwk

Do I get an award for you saying my post is the dumbest ever? I mean coming from you I should probably go off myself. You don't realize what a miserable person you really are for mocking other people's religious traditions. At least Jesus loves you, I don't know who else would considering we're all trashy and shopping at Wal-Mart.

Maybe you should find out who Elijah is, sorry you didn't get the joke/reference.

cheerfulgreek 12-28-2008 07:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel (Post 1758681)
Yes, enjoying childhood traditions of celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is A BIT WEIRD. Sorry no one ever invited you to Jesus' birthday party, which really says something because Jesus loves everyone.

May Sheetcake have mercy on your soul.
First of all, I wasn't talking to you to begin with. All I said was that it was weird to me. Secondly, celebrating the birth, death, and resurection of Christ isn't weird, but having a freaking birthday cake with candles on it, is. What's even more weird is the fact that you're responding to some moron who's username is Jesus H. Christ, and knowing the fact that you're making a joke out of the whole thing by making stupid comments about Sheetcake having mercy on my soul makes you an idiot. And you have some nerve telling me I'm a miserable person for mocking your religious traditions. Making stupid comments in regards to my soul isn't mocking mine?

Quote:
Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel (Post 1758955)
Do I get an award for you saying my post is the dumbest ever?
Sure. Here's your award......http://www.legendsofamerica.com/phot...dity_award.jpg

ETA: The next time I'm chatting with someone and it's not YOU, mind your own business.

VandalSquirrel 12-28-2008 02:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek (Post 1758966)
First of all, I wasn't talking to you to begin with. All I said was that it was weird to me. Secondly, celebrating the birth, death, and resurection of Christ isn't weird, but having a freaking birthday cake with candles on it, is. What's even more weird is the fact that you're responding to some moron who's username is Jesus H. Christ, and knowing the fact that you're making a joke out of the whole thing by making stupid comments about Sheetcake having mercy on my soul makes you an idiot. And you have some nerve telling me I'm a miserable person for mocking your religious traditions. Making stupid comments in regards to my soul isn't mocking mine?


Sure. Here's your award......http://www.legendsofamerica.com/phot...dity_award.jpg

ETA: The next time I'm chatting with someone and it's not YOU, mind your own business.
QFP for days we need the laughs.

DrPhil 12-28-2008 05:51 PM
ugh...shuttup cheerfulgreek

It NEVER matters who you were typing to. Anyone who wants to reply to your blanket statements about Jesus' birthday cake (or Walmart) can and will do so. :rolleyes: PM the only person you want to type to next time.

SWTXBelle 12-28-2008 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek (Post 1758966)
Secondly, celebrating the birth, death, and resurection of Christ isn't weird, but having a freaking birthday cake with candles on it, is.
Isn't a birthday cake celebrating a birth?

christiangirl 12-28-2008 06:24 PM
Ours looked more like this: http://www.firstumcweirton.org/images/cake.JPG

Jesus and I had a chat today. He misses the cake, too. He was partial to the red velvet.

VandalSquirrel 12-28-2008 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by christiangirl (Post 1759054)
Ours looked more like this: http://www.firstumcweirton.org/images/cake.JPG

Jesus and I had a chat today. He misses the cake, too. He was partial to the red velvet.
We used this pan, and no candles. Candles were used at the Christmas Eve candlelight service, not on the cake.

http://www.candylandcrafts.com/image...lamb3-dpan.jpg

PeppyGPhiB 01-03-2009 08:08 PM
I knew plenty of kids when I was younger whose families had birthday cakes for Jesus on Christmas or Christmas Eve. After all, the whole purpose of Christmas IS TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF JESUS, CHEERFULGREEK.


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