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Story Time pt 2 - each 1 add 1
i am in a silly mood today and a few weeks ago i really enjoyed a thread in the AKA forum where everyone added a few imaginative lines of their own and created a story.
sooooo....pull out your creative caps and enjoy yourselfs....let keep it clean but funny. everyone is welcome to join. once upon a time, there was a handsome prince who lived alone in this huge castle. one day he decided to... |
go for a walk in his kingdom in search of a wife...
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...he knew just where to look so he went to...
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the nearest Target and
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soon he did find...
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that Target was the WRONG choice because they had no selections and decided to jump in his new convertiable benz and go to SUPER Wal-Mart, where he found...
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...that Wal-Mart was too cluttered, so he decided to drive to...
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...Kmart to check out the Blue Light Specials. While running to catch the latest special on bath towels, he saw...
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...the MOST BEAUTIFULLEST THING IN THE WORLD... luxury bath towels at half price, but then the sound of...
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...that green pimp suit caught my eye from way across the room. I was wondering if...
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you got it from the dollar store because you have a hole as big as your...
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...pimped out afro in the seat of your pants. Embarrassed he...
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quickly left the store and jumped in his convertible benz and drove to...
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the nearest quikie mart, because he needed to pick up...
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a sewing kit, some afro sheen, two car batteries, a plunger, 5 packs of KY and scotch tape for the.....
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...Kingdom's annual Playa's Ball which was sure to have the finest...
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honeys from all around. He was hoping Sheila, daughter of Ms. Cleo the famous t.v. psychic , would be there to...
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tell him if the woman of his dreams will be there too! She told him that.....
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...have to slap her up for telling him to buy those "gold" fronts in the first place. When she told him that the tooth was fake, he raised his hand to hit her and...
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...got his hand stuck in his nappy afro. He struggled to get it loose but...
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there in her skin tight aqua jeans with matching aqua silk shirt, Dookey braids down her back, gold Nefertiti earings, and gold tips on her nails to match the gold on her British Knights, all the while smacking on her Hubba Bubba while singing....... |
Pull up to my bumper baby..... So he said to her....
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asked her what was the phone number to the BEEFITUP BEAUTY SALON so that he could get Boonquesha to perm his hair and add weave in order to cover up the bald spot. She looked at him and....
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said "man, i don't think anything can help that raggedy ass head of yours, but i can persuade my sister, Shanshaneiqua to....
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..."give you some weave-all you need is a pack of 10 inch micro-yaki 1B, and once we put some water on it, it'll nap up just like your hair!" he says...
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..."that sounds fly sweet thang! But will it be a 5 inch-high afro like a cat like me needs it to be?" She said, "Fo' Sho' big daddy, but...
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..."we have to hurry and get you ready for your big night. You will meet your future wife tonight as she looked into her Luster's Cristal Ball...He asked, "can you see what she looks like?" And she responded...
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Hmm let me see... She looks... She loooks.. Ugh no where near as good as me! She should have let me do her hair but....
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...she tried to put water and mousse in her nappy hair and now it looks like a wet mop. She should have...
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...bought a wig because that chile is lookin tore up from da floor up! Supafro begins to cry because...
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he figures all this runnin' round ain't gonna do him any good looking for his ghetto superstar...so he decides to go and talk to his mama, who was the Queen of...
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...all the gold front tooth people. So she told her pimped out son to go around to the 7-11 and there he would find
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...his father, who is the ORIGINAL KING OF R&B. He told his son to chill out and have some...
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Kool Aid.
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His dad asked what flava did he want and Superfro said red. So as he started to take a drink he spotted...
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. . . his best friend, Jamel walking up the street. He had not seen Jamel in a week. Curious about his friend's whereabouts, he yelled "Where you been?" Jamel yelled back, "Home sick in the bed. Doctor said it's not contagious though." . . .
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...but he give me two pills to take and he said i have to take only one, either the red pill or the blue pill. so jamal takes the...
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