In this thread, we chat using lines from Friends
 

The Seinfeld thread inspired me. She was always the smartest of the Tribbiani children. You know the SAT's? SHE TOOK 'EM!!!!!!

Hello Chandler Bing!

Ohhhh Mooooyyyyy Gaaawwwwdddddd! (in my best Janice voice)

YOU ATE MY SANDWICH?! MY SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!

You're over me? When were you under me?

It's a moo point, ya know, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.

I'm breezy!!

We were on a break!

How YOU doin?

"You were asaleeeeeep?"

"My name's Regina. Regina Philange."

Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, When? What day? Thursday, the third day!

OH MY GOD!

He must decide! He must decide! Even though I made him up he must decide!

He's her lobster!

And that, my friend, is closure

because soap is soap, its self cleaning.

Joey: Did I get you?
Chandler: You get me, you kill me!

Chandler is a complex fellow, one who is unlikely to take a wife.

Gum would be perfection.

Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.

Is that a pink shirt?

It's salmon!

Did I ever tell you about the time I went backpacking in Europe?

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Stretchy pants?! Well those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you, I'd wear them everyday everyday!

Hey, can we turn the heat down in this pressure cooker?!

Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches.

"I like that. what's your name? "

[pointing tape recorder at Phoebe]

"Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate."

Some girl ate Monica!!

You were going to drink the fat!

Tartlet...Tartlet...Tartleeet...The word has lost all meaning.

Priest - I Ross, take thee Emily
Ross - I Ross, take thee Rachel

Monica: That was my old bathing suit.
Chandler: Oh I'm sorry. I thought that was what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.

Everything is FINE. Why shouldn't it be FINE?
It's FINE if you two want to date. and I am OKAY with it.

Chandler: I'm so glad we're going to be having all the sex

Phoebe: You should. I'm very bendy.

Monica (pretending to be Rachel): See, I was supposed to get married, but I left the guy at the altar. Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish but, hey...that's me!

Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?

I'm the HOLIDAY ARMADILLO!!!

You're my identical hand twin!

Joey: isn't that how they tailor pants??

ross: yes, yes it is.....in PRISON!

Ross: My wife likes women...

Joey: Cool....