If ............One More time somebody gonna get cut!
 

Greetings all,

I am venting right now. Feel free to join the rant if you are so inclined:

....If another teenager at my job look at me like I'm short....
....If another fool on Kappa Chat asks about stuff that ain't his or her business.......
....If 7am doesn't come soon so I can go home....
.....If 9pmdst says one more word about Dennis Haysbert :rolleyes: (luv ya, gurl)
.....If I I do another Graphic Design project for another Broke A$$ "Client"....
......If I see another Semester without NUPES on tha yard at my Alma Matter.......
......If I don't get paid today for this website I did.........

....SOMEBODY GONNA GET CUT!!!

I'm sorry for the silly stuff ya'll. I am on the final stretch of a 11p-7a shift and I am whipped.

One more word about Dennis Haysbert. :p You betta love me, you live with me. :p

Oh dayum. THis is your husband?

Yup. He doesn't GC very much b/c he uses the computer @home for his freelance projects.

I remember him saying he had a Delta wife. But he had been MIA for a while and I thought he lived in SC. :confused:

At any rate, :cool:

if one more client says i can only meet you at xyz time and then doesn't show up

if one more person asks me why i'm still single

if one more person leaves me a message saying call right back and then can't be reached

if one more doctor does something to hurt my only remaining parent

someone is gonna get cut

I hate that too about my clients. :mad: Then when you call them to ask why they didn't show up, they want to catch an attitude with you. :mad: :mad:

If I see any of these clothing items at the bar tonight, I won't cut them with anything other than a dirty azz look:
ponchos

trucker hats

uggs

tube tops when they know they shouldn't

butt crack

low rise pants that are too tight or cut wrong and give a skinny girl rolls

thongs/strings hanging out

a bra that doesn't work with the top (straps too wide, shows out the top, all lumpy etc)

velour sweatsuits

free martha t-shirts

open toed shoes with freaky frito toes

slinging some monogrammed handbag (that is likely not real, but if it is is the cheapest item made by said company) like she is some hot isht couture queen

I think that covers it for now

LMAO!!!

If my co-worker mis-pronounces the name of this agency wrong ONE MO' TIME, she gon' git cut.

If a certain Delta :rolleyes: don't stop winking at a certain Alpha, she gon' git cut :mad:;):p LOL!!!

Oh it's all in love, plus my contacts are making my eyes tired so I just wink a lot this late in the evening. RBL is just my debate partner ROFL (you know about why make it last forever is not the greatest love song of all time).

if peeps will not buy back one more textbook of mine! Those textbooks were hella expensive this semester. I should get sooooomething back. :(

If people do not stop eating my candy at my desk . . .somebody gonna get cut!!

If people do not stop going through my desk looking for candy. . .somebody gonna get cut!!

I might have to borrow CT4's RBK or go find my boxcutter.:o

If you want I can send a fax.

Dear Thieving Azz Coworkers,

Step off!!!

Thug Life forever,
Anonymous

P.S. (pic of knife)

I WOOOOOOOOSH my coworkers would try to steal my SPONGEBOB Fruit Snacks or my multiple packs of Applesauce. . . I would SET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF UP IN DERE!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

You a good one because I would straight up go OFFFFFFFFFFFFF on a fool who dared to take my candy. My name ain't CVS aisle 4. :mad:

oooooohh! fight! fight! fight! "it's gon be a fight on the playground at 3 p.m. Pass it on..." :p

(and don't act like yall didn't do this back-in-the-day). :D

Sell them on Amazon or Half.com instead.

:D :D .....not that i condone violence;)

LMAO!!! I'm trying not to laugh too loud b/c I'm @work!! :D :D

hey i was incredibly well behaved until this one time at band camp, ok just playing i was fine until HS and then undergrad and this certain person just messed me all up forever, i'm recovering now ROFL but it's so hard :( :p ;) :) :cool:

LOL!! Leave it to Tony to instigate!

If I see one more UGLY car/van/station wagon with those fake Walmart "spinner" rims I might cut somebody:mad:

Don't forget those cars that have those fake bullet holes all on them too! Just tacky!! :mad:

Speaking of cars...
 

If I see ONE MORE PERSON with a wreath/red bow on the front grill of their car...I might have to cut 'em!

Ya'll got me concerned seriously because we "help" ourselves to sweets here at work all the time.

(picture of a knife?!! :eek: :eek: :eek: )

That's on a whole notha' level Greek :D

"Baddest one hit my Hand!!! :mad:

If it is ON MY DESK or IN MY DRAWERS and you take it, you are STEALING!!! Unless I say to you, "Coworker, help yourself from time to time to some of my candy or treats." But if you just up and take it, THAT'S YO BUTT!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

I can respect that, but here there is serious grey area here on that. The rule of thumb is if you have it and you don't want to share, don't even hint at the idea that you may have some. If they stealing from the "second in command's" office, best believe someone "might hafta git cut".

I'm somewhat of a hypocrite though, cause I'm still hot about someone drinking my Mountain Dew in the second fridge. I"M THIRD SHIFT!!! DON"T THEY KNOW I NEEDS MY CAFFIENE!!!!:eek:

Still LMAO @ The note to stealing co-workers

If I hear Jadakiss do that stupid noise one more time... he might get cut:mad:

i personally cannot stand SPAPS (SPinnin hubcAPS)... they need to stop.

Also, if i see any more FUR at the club, i will vomit. i'm not talking about fur coats, stoles, etc... i'm talking about furry jackets, furry hoodies, furry tank-tops and furry vests.

If one mo lazy child here at work has the NERVE to tell someone not to disturb them and ......

Aint did their chores....

Ain' paying no Rent,

Keeps leaving their room like a pigsty,

and keeps leaving electrical appliances on all night like they name is Consumers Energy.......

SOMEBODY is gonna ........(ya'll know the rest)

(It is true.......some people are alive because it is against the law to kill them :mad: )

I used to like kids.

If I have to deal with any more ignorant people this week with hateful language about the gender/ethnicity/sexual orientation/etc of other people, I am go to go the hell OFF.

I told said people I did NOT appreciate what they were saying, they continued to say it, so I left. I know I can't change people's mind, but can they please STFU? Some other people left with me, and I am so very proud of them. I'm glad I'm not the only person who isn't going to tolerate that behavior.

TTT

If I hear the Whisper Song on the Radio one more time today.........I going to cut the DJ

If the company I work for doesn't recognize that just because it's Spring doesn't constitute the air condition being on....it's 51 degrees and they blasting air.......The better recognize I have on my heater and a jacket.....if they don't turn it OFF....I'm a cut a rug!!

The next parent that talks to me any kind of way will get cut!!

The next parent that expects me to "fix" their child will get cut!!

I KNOW this is off the subject but your siggy made me laugh out loud!!!:D

If my roommates:
1) decide to have another party, and get so drunk they cannot control their guests (one roommate puked in the tub, thankfully I have my own bathroom). I invited one guest, and she didn't break the towel rack or any bottles, thankyouverymuch.
2) get an attitude with me for not socializing because I have a kidney infection, headache, bloody nose and a fever above 102 (if either of you were sick I would have cancelled the party, or at least ended it early)
3) friends show up, don't bring anything, then mooch off of us or other guests
4) can't clean a damn thing up, there are spills everywhere, and it smells

I'd also like to mention the girl that saw me cleaning up, and said "this is why I never have parties at my place" then GET OUT you trifling HEFFA, also there is no reason for you to go into my bedroom. If there are decorations on the door, and my name, it is obviously not a bathroom (which you already passed).

I already chewed out the puking roommate for not staying sober, and not controlling her guests, in addition to cleaning up the mess. I picked up three trash bags worth of cans bottles and cups last night, left by people who are neither my friends nor my guests.

If...

...my dad yells at me one more time because of something he though I said (but I said something entirely different)...

...one more person calls me short...

...it gets one degree hotter in this room...

...one more person complains that my store doesn't have the book they need...

...one more little kid rips all the books off a shelf, then walks away...

...one more guy flirts with me and I find out HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND...

...SOMEBODY'S GETTIN' CUT UP IN THIS PIECE!!!!! (especially over that last one, don't play with me:cool:)