In this thread we talk about GCers mamas!
 

Fire off!

Rudey,

yo momma so ugly...

...well. i mean. just look at you.

BobbytheDon,

Yo mama so fat, she jumped on a rainbow and made Skitttles!

everyone,

your momma so fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand.

Yo mama so fat, when she walks outside everyone starts singing " You are the world, we are the children"

Yo momma so fat that she sits down in shifts.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "To Be Continued....."

Yo mama's so fat we're in her right now

dionysis's's's'ssss's' mama so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday

Yo mama so fat, when she dances, the band skips!

aww it's buttsniffa...how's the pants?

LOL!!! ohmigod, this is takin me back to elementary school.... ahhh... keep 'em comin

Your mama's so old, when she went to camp, Jesus Christ was her counselor!

(Modified from a line in the funniest movie known to man.)

Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Damn, thats cold.

Your mama is like a bowling ball; she gets picked up, fingered, and ends up in the gutter.

Hey buttsniffa, I think you win this thread.

Wet, Hot American Summer!!!!

I love you for knowing this.

:D

Today I told my mom "Sorry I'm not all smart like you"

i'll be over here humping the fridge







oh and yo mama so stupid, she missed the 44 bus, so she took the 22 twice

Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

Daaammmn ZTAngel is good at this.....;)

My middle school days were spent doing this on the bus on the way to school. Yo mama jokes became one of my talents. :)

Ya mama so ugly, when she was a child, they had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Fondue with.....cheddar.....I was thinking about having fondue with cheddar for dinner.....shut up leave me alone!

"But I'm 16, and right now I'm just all about sex. So that's where my priorities are now, Coop. Sex. Specifically with Andy, and not with you."

LOL OMG I love that movie so much and NO ONE ever knows what I'm talking about!!!

I love the scene with Abby when she's like.......

"Wait........I just wanted to take off my shirt"

Bwhahaha.

Yo mama so short, you can see her feet in her driver's licence photo.

Yo momma so broke, she got two teeth. One in her head for openin' beer cans, and the other in the bank drawin' interest.

Yo momma so dumb, she jump out the window and fall up.

Yo momma feet so ashy, it looks like she kicks flower for a living.

You mama got one long leg and one short leg and her name is Ilean.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE.

Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time!"

Yo mama so old, her Social Security number is 1.

(hehe these are funny! :) )

Yo mama so fat when she bleeds it's bacon grease.

Yo mama so old, she got Jesus beeper number.

Yo mama is so wack, she keeps posting in the Mike Jones threads.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!

-Rudey