The BEST TV commercials!!!
 

I was waiting for someone to post this one!

We have talked about the worst, now let's talk about the best!

1. Two snaps up to that nike commercial where that man is running after everyone! The best part in the dang thing, when everyone is on the subway and the black man(he had to be black) standing there and they trying to warn him, he has this look like "huh?" and then homeboy starts chasing him! I love the game TAG! LOL!

2. Cedric in that budweiser commercial

3. That commercial that makes you think you have a real bug on your damn screen and then the guy comes out and sprays it, everyone that I know said they thought that damn thing was real and tried to kill it, kudos to any commercial that can fool you like that.

4. The one where the guys is being interviewed and he keeps saying "mr.dumbass! I can help your company dumbass and dumbass" and he just cheesin and the man goes "it's DUMAS!"

MORE TO COME, and keep adding to the worst one, y'all got me dying on that one, lol!


QTE

Another Nike Commercial.

Acutaly it is a while video which they edited into a commerical. ANYWAY, the commercial is the one with the everyone doing the basketball tricks. I just love that one!!

and the sprite commercial with the two guys in the car with their parents. One of the guys has on headphones and the other ones doesn't. The parents are in the front seat singing that Polly Wolly Doddle song. I love it I think it is so funny. that kid looks so misearble and he beats his head against the window while their singing.

"oh grasshopper sitting on a railroad track singing Poll Wolly Doodle all day!
Pickin his teeth with a carpet tack singing Polly Wolly Doodle all day!
Fare thee well (fare thee well)
Fare thee well (fare thee well)
Fare the well my ferry Faye!
I'm going to Lousianna just to see my Susianna singning Polly Wolly Doodle all day."

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These are the days of the empty hand
Oh you hold on to what you can
And charity is a coat you wear twice a year

This is the year of the guilty man
Your television takes a stand
And you find that what was over there is over here

So you scream from behind your door
Say what's mine is mine and not yours
I may have too much but I'll take my chances
'Cause God's stopped keeping score
And you cling to the things they sold you
Did you cover your eyes when they told you
That he can't come back
'Cause he has no children to come back for

It's hard to love there's so much to hate
Hanging on to hope when there is no hope to speak of
And the wounded skies above say it's much too late
So maybe we should all be praying for time
Praying For Time
by George Michael
Albulm- "Listen without prejudice"

I know this ain't a commercial, but I vote The Cosby show for having the BEST intro's to the show(and they changed it every year)

ok some more commercials:

1. Britney spears pepsi commercial and Bob Dole at the end, some folks said that was gross, but I love britney(like you would kill for her abs)

2. The pepsi commercial where the coke man pulls a pepsi out and all the cans come down, while in the background you hear "YOURE CHEATING HEARTTTTT, WILL TELL ON YOUUUUU"

3. I thought they had played this out, until I saw the white guys on the budweiser commercial going "how are you doing?" "no how are you doing?" that was so dang funny.

That commercial cracks me UP.. especially the "fare the well"s! LMAO!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

I fall out every time I see the Cedric and BudLight commercial. Another favorite is the one that says don't cheat the phone company. I think its an insurance company. I can't remember the exact words but they say something like, "They had a baby. It's a boy." Haven't seen it in a while though.

I agree that the Budweiser commercial with Ced is great. Some other absolutely hilarious commercials are:

1. The commercial for an internet company where there is a white man attempting to break dance. I ALWAYS crack up whenever I see this one.

2. The old Kool-Whip commercial. I love the beat.

3. The commercial where Shaq is performing ballet. I love to see how his face looks at the end of the commercial (it's sooo funny).

4. The Peppermint Patty commercials.

5. The Coke commercial with Christina Agulira and the guy who keeps fainting. Me and my husband crack up on this one too.

6. The 1-800-ATT commercials with Marlon Waynans. He is too funny.

7. The computer commercial with the white boy named STEVE.

I have many other favorites, but I just can't think right now. I'll get back to ya!!

Reality,

I have to agree with you on the NBA commercial where they are doing all the basketball tricks. I think that is one of the tightest commercials out.

i am cracking up because you know the words....

REALITYBLACK,

You are on point with both of these commercials! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif I love that Nike commercial...the way they create the beat using basketball tricks is off the hook. The Sprite commercial is a riot, but I'm mad that you know the words to it, too. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Lady of DSTinction

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[This message has been edited by luvsong1913 (edited July 02, 2001).]

Its a Geico commercial. The man made a collect call to "Mr. Bob Wehadababyitsaboy". I love that commercial--how many times have I pulled that stunt?

I'm also feeling the Nike commercials, the Britney-Pepsi commercial, and the Bud commercials.

I know they're silly but the AFLAC commercials with the goose crack me up!

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Hello, all!!
Y'all know you have me sitting here cracking up about all these commercials (RealityBlack, you know you watch toooooo much tv, knowing all the words to that song!! But that's okay b/c I do toooo! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif).

The funny commercials I can think of right now are:

The 7-Up commercial where the guy has all the people doing the taste test, choosing if they like 7-Up better than bile, rancid milk, dishwater, etc. I'm LMAO right now thinking about it!!

That commercial advertising Chewy (?) Granola Bars, where the kids are telling all the parent's business ("My mom said she can't believe you wore white"--I think someone was getting married). Those kids need to be whupped!!

The advertisment for Scary Movie 2. This is some funny isht!!!!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif I like the part where they are imitating the Nike basketball commercial doing all those tricks and the guy is spinning in a wheechair!! And I also like the part where the cat whups the girl's a$$!! That cracks me up.

http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif I'll be back later with some more. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

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[This message has been edited by Sugar_N_Spice (edited July 03, 2001).]

1)I love that commercial about the phone company.. "Bob Wehadababyitsaboy"...that is TOO funny!

2) Nike commercial w/ the basketball tricks is the bomb

3) Coke commer. w/ Christina and that dude. That guy cracks me up the way he falls down!! LMAO!

4) Most of the 7-Up commercials. I like the one where he has the machine out in the middle of the expressway. And the one where he told everyone to send him a pic of their "can" LOL!

5)The Cedric commercial is hilarious as well. He's like "That...that's not that bad" LMAO! I love the way he says that!

6)This is a classic commercial. I used to love the Michael Jordan commerical where they sing "If I could be like Mike". I think that song is so cute!

[This message has been edited by ZChi4Life (edited July 03, 2001).]

NO GIRL, I'ma tell you the best "Like Mike" commercial I have EVA seen.

Remember that commercial that featured Derek Jeter and others? And Mary J is singing in the background a old stevie wonder song(what song was that? I love it!) and then at the end they show mike just walking, coat flying behind him! Man that is true pimp status, but Mary singing just made the commercial!


QTE

I like the sprite commercial where the girl is on her cellphone and this guy is yelling across the street saying "the doctor says its not contagious" and she says---"OOOHHH GIRL"

I also like the sprite commerical with the kids in the car---I'm jealous because you know the words and I don't.

I guess I like sprite--but there is also one where the guys are skateboarding and the kid doesn't have a skateboard but he tries to skateboard anyway and falls on his face on the skateboard ramp!!!!

Ok, I just saw that Nike commercial where they're playing tag! That was GREAT! It was so funny when everyone was trying to hide behind each other! LOL! I was dying! Man, could you imagine playing tag w/ EVERYBODY that was walking down the street or riding the subway?! OMG!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif LOL

My two favorite commercials right now

The Honda commercial where two guys are in a car waiting for the light to change. Another car with two girls pull up beside them trying to get the guys attention,but for the life of them the boys will not look at the window. The light changes and the boys are complaining how hard it is to meet girls. Cracks me up everytime.

The other commercial is where the mom and her two kids have moved into this house. She tells the kids to start unpacking while she goes to get some food. So while the mom is gone, the kids find the camera and start talking all kinds of goofey pictures. So the mom returns and says I'm home. Then she sees all the pictures that the kids took on the frig. She takes one off and whispers I'm home.

Everytime I see that commercial, I start crying

LOVING YOUUUU
 

I just had to bring this thread back up!


I love the commercial where the Steelers are getting ready to play and instead of "who let the dogs out" they hear

"Lovingggg youuuuu is easy cause youre beautifullllll"

And everybody is looking around crazy like "what?"

Then at the end the hot dog guy is looking crazy when she does that little moan thing at the end, too funny!

I also like Coca-Cola's Christmas commercials, always makes me feel good:)


QTE ;)

Re: LOVING YOUUUU
 

This is one of the only commercial's that I'll sit through.

I also liked the old commercial with Tyrese. Where he gets on the bus and sings from the front to the back. That is my favorite commercial of all time.

Now this is my subject!
 

Some of my favorite commercials are the ones that they showed right before football season to get every hyped up. The ones that made me laugh the most were:
1. The one with the lady in the crystal store who picks up a nice vase, starts hearing the sound of the roaring crowd, and spikes the case like a football.

2. The one where the lady is in line at the ATM and the man in front her drops his wallet. It cracked me up because she jumped behind him and starting calling plays like he was about to hike the ball.

3. One of my new favorite commercials is the one where there is the guy sleeping in the living room and his friends are there. The friends pour catnip on the sleeping guys chest and let the cat attack him while he's sleeping. I crack up everytime I see that one. I think it's a commercial for boardgames or something.

I love love love the new commercial for this video game called "Grand Theft Auto"....it looks like a movie!!!

I also love that auto commercial where the guy and girl are in the car and he says "Remember that movie we made" and she smiles and says yes and he says "I think we just returned it at the video store" and the brakes screeeeeeeech - something about anti-lock brakes.

You guys don't want to hear my favorite commercial. I like the commercial where everyone would look at me and :rolleyes:

1. I love the orange juice commercial where the man is cleaning the house, ironing chiffon, and serving his wife in bed...I love it

2. Fisher Price commercials with all those precious dancing babies.

3. The Sonic resturaunt commercial where the couple is looking at a diamond necklance and the jeweler pours chili on it and the couple looks at it like it is the best piece of jewerly ever.

4. The Taco Bell commercial where there is a stampede of people running down the street singing about Grilled Steak Tacos...That is my all time favorite.

Well I guess that is it ladies.

OHHHH how could I forget...

1. The McDonald's commercial where the children are singing "Put a Smile On" there is this precious little girl in the commercial and when the music breaks down, she breaks down with it and makes the cutest face!!

2. Any commercial with Shrek is da bomb.

3. What are you saying, hands down to Michael Jackson and his flaming Pepsi commercial.

4. I love the Micahel Jordan commercial where he is in the locker room and all the guys change their briefs to the color Michael is wearing.

Okay, Enough Said

LOL!
 

No she did not say Michael and his flaming hair commerical! I cried like a baby when I saw michael on that stretcher and he put his gloved hand up!:D

The Taco Bell singing one is the bomb! You know I know the whole song! But did you notice the little woman of the side of him? everyone else is walking fast and she has to run! lol!


I think someone said this one, it's the twix one and the old man goes "great googly moogly"! when he spells it wrong. I say that when i don't want to cuss:D


QTE ;)

Re: LOL!
 

The Taco Bell singing one is the bomb! You know I know the whole song! But did you notice the little woman of the side of him? everyone else is walking fast and she has to run! lol!


Ha ha...the little woman? Yes I seen her, her little legs couldn't keep up.. Why do you know all the words to that song? Can you help me out, I would love to learn them?

Commericals
 

I like the commerical where the stork is walking through the store and everyone is running to get out of the way. One lady is chasing the stork, and the lady in the dressing room is dumbfounded when she opend the door and the stork is standing there.

Oh my Goodness! Y'all are too funny! That good googly...lol!
I love the way the miller commercials are coming back!

I also like those cereal commercials, about how breakfast is back...the one where he tries to milk that male cow...

Hello all,

I saw this one when I was home for Thanksgiving. It's for Harvard Pilgrim Healthcare and a lady is in a store and goes up to the counter to ask for something and the girl at the counter puts on this big beauty queen smiles and says "hold please" and presses a button and the Girl from Ipanema song comes on while the counter girl is still smiling, like 10 seconds later she presses the button and says "your question is very important to us, please continue to hold" The lady w/ the question had this look on her face like I can't believe....
I was cracking up all weekend.

I forgot about the M&M commercials! My favorite one was when they were in the convenience store eating bags of m&m's and the man says you're eating your own kind! :p