It Should Be Against the Law. . .
 

. . . to have bad handwriting.


What are your contributions?

...to disturb the peace by being FUNKY in public!

...to ruin a marriage by being unfaithful to your spouse. I know adultery is illegal in the military, but it should go the same for civilians.

.....to wear black stockings with white shoes.
.....to wear granny panties and low-rise jeans.
.....to name your child "Diamond", "Desire", "Chianti" and "Coco" (you just damning the baby to a life of stripperdom)

Oh, God! Do people actually do that?!?!

To wear tapered leg jeans and try to roll one leg up like LL :rolleyes:

(I have seen this on 2 occassions)

(OHHHH! LOL!!! CT4, you have the craziest threads!)

...have to sit in traffic for more than 20 minutes - total - before getting to your destination. I can see having a little traffic, but...

...for the government to push inflation so high (oops, it IS illegal :rolleyes: )

Ditto--same with a perm. And I would raise the age to 12.

to come to your teens function acting worse then his/her friends. ( a mom was at the battle of the bands here and jumped out on the field to "pop it")

To wear ultra low rise pants/jeans and a cropped shirt knowing your stretch marks run from here to there....

For heavier women to wear tube tops and cut off shirts....

For folks to have bad breath, yet still be up in yo face...

For there to be an Electorial College.....

For Sprint not to have roll over minutes....

To have chipped nail polish on your toes....

To wear one color on your finger nails and another one on your toenails...

For Star Jones to have married Big Gay Al....

:( I do this all the time...arrest me because I refuse to match them
:)

...to stay in bed all day
...for Ashanti to sing and Lisa Ray to act
...for athletes to make more than teachers

I do, too. My toenails are discolored (from wearing all those tight cute shoes,) so when I wear a lighter fingernail polish I wear a darker toenail polish to cover them. Hey, at least my toenails are polished. :D

....to make a product called "The One Minute Weave". (i see the commercial all the time)....for the consumers, if you must wear a weave, put some time and effort into please. don't look like you are wearing a one minute weave. on the commercial i saw, this woman put the weave on right at her work desk :rolleyes: please tell me that people do not really do that...

Soror, I'm on my way to arrest you and abaci.......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

How did your toenails get discolored. Sometimes my big toe kind of hurts when I skate, and my mom told me to be careful b/c it may turn black. Do you know why this happens?

DITTO!! Take ol boy's salary who is suspended for the rest of the season and give it to the teachers in the city he plays in.

It should be against the law to use the bathroom and not wash your hands afterward.

It should be against the law to have more pets than a certain square footage ratio.

The constant rubbing of the shoe against the nail for years causes damage. Also poor circulation can cause nail discoloration.

for heavy set women to wear narrow stiletto heels, causing foot meat to hang out and the shoes to lean
(saw this at the movies last night)

for people to tailgate

for people who can't complete a sentence to run our country :rolleyes:

for mother's to go to the club with their kids and "drop it like it's hot" more than the people in the club combined

for said kids to cheer mom on while she does "the dog" and "the crybaby" and other dances that involve hunching the floor

*the last two incidents took place at the after party for our basketball game*:o

hijack/

Hey, it's a personal style thing. I like nude/natural colored fingernails and dramatic polish on my feet. It's not like I have orange (eww) on my hands and pink on my feet.

/end hijack

... for little kids to wear outfits that make them look like they should be working a street corner :rolleyes:
... to talk on a hand-held cell phone while driving (it is illegal in some places, it should be illegal everywhere)
... for heavier women to wear midriff-baring tops and micro-miniskirts
... to wear tight little dresses with miniskirts and stiletto heels to synagogue or church (I see it happen ALL THE TIME :rolleyes: )

And I have to agree on athletes making more than teachers and people not washing their hands after using the bathroom (ewww...)

Edit: And how about when people don't flush in a public restroom? EWWW...

To talk on the cellphone so loud that I can hear your conversation. To talk on the cellphone while driving.

To leave the house with white socks on (with black pants and black shoes).
SC

...to start multiple stupid-azz topics on messageboards.

How much TP do YOU use per week???

ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

to have such incredible women the single organization of Theta Nu Xi. (And, Delta Sigma Theta, since I'm in your house!)

Oh my fooking goodness. I think I know what you are talking about now. I just opened that thread a minute ago. :o

What, who, where? :confused::D

So do I. Light polish on fingernails, dark polish on toes.

It should be against the law...

...for Kobe B**** Bryant to have broken up the Lakers.
...for anyone to name their babyperson after an alcoholic beverage.

I have a photo of myself an a male who shall remain nameless -- he is wearing a red suit, black shoes ... and MJ-style glittery white socks.

How about moms who go to the club and give shout-outs over the radio to their kids at hours they ought to be in bed? Bwah!

For people who fail the drivers license test more than 3 times to still be able to get a license.

I went to renew my license and this chick, and I use the term loosely, says " Dis is my 7th try @ getting my drivers license ohhhhhhhh I hope I pass dis tyme"

I like WHAT! 7 times, honey you need a permanent bus pass :D

......to have a messed up grill. Getting braces should be the standard. Put a lil mo cash toward the goal for invisalign if you are too vain for the metal. Just handle your business.

I just spit out my drink!! LOL...

To sneeze and then shake someone's hand right afterward...or to use the restroom and not wash one's hands. (Sorry if I grossed someone out, those are two HUGE pet peeves of mine).

To say one thing when you really mean something else. For example, if all you want is a booty call then say so. Don't lie and talk to the other person about how much you love them and want a future with them if it's not true. If all you want is booty then be real about it and say so!! You never know the other person might want booty too!! (a girlfriend of mine went through this with a guy she was seeing. Turns out he was telling her all of the good stuff just to get to her good stuff, if you know what I mean!)

..to make thongs for people under 13
.... to put thongs on your 3 year old.
^^^^
My cousins baby momma crazy. My auntie almost had a heart attack

...to be over 35 still up in da club
...to be over 30 with baggy jeans rockin a throw back.
^^^
button ups and some slacks learn that.

To be wearing stretch pants in public...WTF. Spandex is a privlege NOT a right!

To line your mouth with hella gold teeth...no honey it is not cute

CTFU about being over 35 in the club...I guess Mr. 1228's 40 year old ex wife didn't get that memo...she is clubbing every Saturday night! :D

...to spend thousands on the 'asthetic improvements' of your car while your children are wearing ill-fitting clothes and in desperate need of braces/dental work/a trip to the doctor/vaccinations/education/etc...

... for women with a d-cup or more to run around in tank tops/camis without a bra.

... for people to wear dark colored undies under a white skirt or pants

-marissa

I had a coworker who used to get false nails on her toes.It wasn't cute at all.I would get completely creeped out when she would wear open toed shoes.

...to use the word "conversate". it's NOT a word!!!! the word is "converse".

To go along with the fake toe nails ...
 

To let your big toe nail grow long.

I have coworker who does that every spring/summer and gets it polished with designs and stuff. Yeah the polish cute (sometimes :rolleyes: ), but you need to clip your toe nails. :rolleyes:

Re: To go along with the fake toe nails ...
 

I just gotta say one word:
Ewwwwwwwww!