The Haiku Thread
 

For haiku of all types, Zoolander-related or not.

I will start.



A Zoolander haiku


I wish I had an
orange mocha frappuccino.
It would make my life.




A haiku for Dan


Dan's almost like Rob,
only tall and more Jewish.
I'd have his babies.

Too bad haiku girl isn't here. She's too busy causing drama on LJ.
 

Head up old man's butt
O-M-G it's TEH MOONSHINE
We all shake our heads

Renee Zellweger
Looked like crap on Letterman
Black hair dye, not good

five, seven, and five
syllables, in that order
it's just not that hard

o-t-dub's boy chang
the all time passing leader
he's thirty-seven

condoleezza rice
new secretary of state
rudey thinks she's hot

w&m
beat jmu saturday
double a football

so many haikus
leaking from my macintosh
its cake when you're bored

ROFL. w_c would be so proud if she were still around.

This is my new favorite thread. Haha. :D

This thread makes me laugh
It is so very funny
I heart H&A

Girl, you try too hard
Open your mind, you'll get friends
Try some Pro-Activ

Zoolander is cool
I like his funny faces
Mugatu is bad

Model of the Year
VH1 HUGE HUGE honor
Too bad it's not real

Zoolander's real wife
Is Marcia Marcia Marcia
Not the real one though

Internet Lawyer, would it be possible for you to help us copyright this stuff? ;) :p

As long as someone else is willing to pay the filing fees.

I'm sure my friends would be willing to pawn some of the luxury handbags. :p :D ;)

I don't know you but
you are my new favorite
poster on GC.

Mr. Blonde, it's true:
you possess mad haiku skillz,
the envy of all.

eight hours of work
I cannot wait until 5
I have plans tonight

i suck
 

you have pretty eyes
great hair and a nice face too
perfect man for me

my personal statement
 

dear admissions staff
please let me into your school
i am smart and cute

dear worthless old man
your mommy is not your boss
i be mad at you

international
trade is the worst class ever
poke eyes with chopsticks

half hour until lunch
wasting time with haiku poems
and emailing friends

banana cream pie
the breakfast of champions
I'll have one more piece

i leave tomorrow
for the cold cities up north
to get drunk with friends

families are dumb
they mess with my thanksgiving
no turkey for me?

heather we should bet
sexual favors on the
UI-Udub game



------bonus zoolander haiku-------


you must kill the prime
minister of malaysia
hansel, so hot now

I S U Kappa
She eats hotdish and jello
Luther would be proud

:p

Hee.

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The OC tonight
what will happen with Caleb
oh boy I can't wait

OC is lamerz
Watch UMD play VT
ACC r0x0rz

We totally should.
I must admit I'm worried
that UDub may lose.

at least this way you
hedge your bets against a loss
everybody wins


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arizona work
can bite upon my testes
at least it is warm

what happens when you
make pancakes without the egg?
adventures are had!

Political haiku:

Let the eagle soar
John Ashcroft is out of there
Hello Alberto.


BBW haiku:

Those new food scents stink
No I don't want a basket
Clerk leave me alone!!


Downtown Pittsburgh haiku (multiple parts)

Mayor Murphy Sucks
Lots of shoppers, you're not pleased
Since they're black, not white.

Let's force out some stores
Nordstrom? Here? I don't think so.
Now we don't have shit.

You said no more terms
Do us all a favor and
Please keep this promise.

thanks sugar and spice
all haiku-er wannabes
better recognize

life sure sucks because
I get home from work real late
and don't have a life

all red state haters
talk lots of smack, remember
we outnumber you

poor hopeless redskins
start ramsey over brunell
they still lose sunday

that's all for now, kids
the old creative juices
need a refill: beer

before boardroom:


maria sucks bad
"You're fired" Donald Trump should say
but will it happen

edit:

after boardroom:


yay! maria is gone
but too bad wes is gone too
i liked andy best.

its payday today
ordered a Vera Bradley
compulsive spender

I also suck bad
Bought myself a North Face
Bank account will hate

Walla Walla here I come
Pass through stinky onion town
I am I-5 bound

Dumbass football player
How'd you get into college?
take back scholarship

Dear former boyfriend
don't call me when you are drunk
lay off the busch light

Don't pee on dumpsters
you are 22 years old
get bladder control

Too much work to do
Due in just a few short days
I wish school was over


Maybe I should play
Cause I cannot work right now
I will regret it

I am hating school
Yes its almost over but
This mess is garbage

Just for the BSU Financial Aid Office

Yall must not know me
Tryna mess with my refund
Don't make me get buck

should be a fun night
two friends have sisters visiting
one is a snothead

Haiku Tribute to Dr. Uhu
 

an apple a day
should keep the doctor away
but not you UHU

UHU we love you
our hearts beat so strong and true
for sweet sniffs of glue

friday afternoon
the weekend is almost here
no work for two days!

then next week is short
but not for you kappaloo
ha ha canada

:D

arg, americans
always with later harvest
i want turkey too

rob says i have to post this:


sex with the hot guy
bring me to my dirty knees
love is in the air

oh wow I'm so high
I really love my new bong
where is my pizza?