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unanswerable questions???
hello sorors and sista girls and bruthas out there in greek chat land. you may not know but i've missed you all terribly and i've decided to start a knew topic to list the spirits of the forum...
have you ever had a question that has never been answered. you ask everyone, look it up and ponder all day but to no avail...no answer? i mean really everyday questions. i have a few that have been on my mind and perhaps any one of ya'll (you all) can answer or help me find the answer. here goes.... --why is that when you go to the post office, bank, grocery store or any other place with multiple lines....there are only two windows or cashiers open and the lines is so long it is going out the door, around the corner and over the hill??? --why is it that when it is rush hour the cars on the expressway go so slow. (i was stuck in traffic for 2 hours yesterday) --which actually cam first the chicken or the egg?? --If God is all knowing and all seeing which means he knows what out choices are before we know...why do we have free will? i have plenty more.... list your thoughts... ------------------ Delta Alpha Spring 94 _________________________ Imaginer un métro rempli avec les anges tombés... Evil knows where evil sleeps~~Nigerian Proverb |
O.K. Here's mine:
1. How come people slam on brakes when they see a policeman has pulled someone else over on the side of the road ( What is he gonna do, tell, them to stay put so he can come after you) 2. If Waffle House is open seven days a week, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year even on holidays....... Why do they have locks on their doors? |
Not meaning to get of the topic, but I wanted to know why these two topics are deleted.
1. "Your Mother Pearl gives birth to 52 in sp2000." 2. "Attention Alpha Chapter" |
OK, Sands & dst-sunshine, y'all are trying to make my head hurt, aren't you? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif
To Peace: I wish I had an exact & accurate answer for you, but I don't. All I can say is apparently one of the moderators felt the content of those threads was inappropriate for this board for any number of reasons, a couple being the posts got ugly or too much information about the workings of DST were revealed. I can definetly say it is NOT because we have anything against Alpha Chapter for she is our Foundation. I wish I could give you a better answer than that, but that's the best I can do. If you have further questions, please e-mail me. ------------------ Have nothing to do this weekend? Check out the Events Forum Kelli #12 Delta Nu (Savannah State University) Wtr. 1994 MAL, Southern Region An equal opportunity grumpy person. |
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here are some more that popped up:
--If a man speaks and there is no women there to hear him, is he still wrong? --If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? --If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? --Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? --Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? --If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? |
Okay Ladies, this is an excellent topic. I have a few questions (unanswerable that is) that I often ponder about. So here goes.
1. Why do doctors allow women who are in labor go through the trauma of hours and hours of pain and then turn around and give them C-sections? (What's THAT all about?) 2. Why do toddlers (1-2 yrs.) go into a corner (or other SECRET place) and "do number two" then come out like they didn't do anything? (It's obvious that they don't realize that we can still SMELL). http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif 3. Why do PUFF DADDY and other celebrities decide that they want to FIND GOD whenever they get into trouble. And once the trouble is over, they go back to doing their same dirty stuff? (R-Kelley did the same thing. The only rap-artist that actually stuck to it was MASE). 4. Why is it that we pay taxes on a yearly basis then(for most of us)get a REFUND? I've got plenty more, but is anyone feeling me on these questions?????? |
Okay ladies, I've got a few more UNANSWERABLE questions.
1. When a car is repossessed, why does the person haveto pay the balance when they don't have the car? 2. On television cop shows, why do the police use their sirens when trying to catch a criminal in the act? 3. Why is it that your child/children wait until you get on the phone, in the bath tub, in a discussion with someone else and THEN decide to ask you a question? (I get this ALL of the time from my 7 yr. old.). 4. Why do some women (myself included)purchase an outfit or shoes and then NEVER wear them? (my husband says that he's putting a stop to that). http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif Ladies, these kinds of questions surely makes one go HUMMMMMMMMMM!!! |
LOL...funny stuff
But 1. why is it that you don't have to use the bathroom until you go to put the key in the door...so now you can't get the key in the door b/c your dancing trying not pee on yourself!! 2. Why are all of the Kool Aid commericals black now and CORNY as hell? 3. Why do people wait until after the beep to hang up..if you don't plan to leave a message why don't people just hang up when they hear the answering machine pick up? 4. Why do people answer questions with a question? "How you doing?"..."How you doing?" Nobody says "Im fine" okay thats all I can think of right now! ------------------ As always...the inevitable, the divine, the epitome of womanhood! |
LADIES!! Welcome to "REALITY EXPLAINS IT ALL"!! During this post I will attempt to tackle some of you daring questions with the help of my lovely assistant "B.Rain"
Okay here we go! Question --why is it that when it is rush hour the cars on the expressway go so slow. (i was stuck in traffic for 2 hours yesterday) Reality Says: The following people are the cause of the slow traffic during rush hour. 1. Inexperienced or scary drivers that slam on their brakes whenever they SEE another car. 2. People that think they are apart of the Andretti family . 3. People that wait until the last minute to get over so that they can exit. 4. Honary a$$ people that won't let people over. 5. Stupid a$$ people that see the dag nab "RIGHT LANE CLOSED AHEAD" sign and stay in the right lane until it's starts to narrow out. Question How come people slam on brakes when they see a policeman has pulled someone else over on the side of the road ( What is he gonna do, tell, them to stay put so he can come after you)? REALITY SAYS: Actually they can! I've seen it done. if they don't do that, they will radio in to alert another officer in the area, who will pull you over! However, slamming on your breakes only makes you look guilty and may cause an accident so please don't do that. Question Why do PUFF DADDY and other celebrities decide that they want to FIND GOD whenever they get into trouble. And once the trouble is over, they go back to doing their same dirty stuff? (R-Kelley did the same thing. The only rap-artist that actually stuck to it was MASE). REALITY SAYS: I call it 7-11 religion. Because they only call on God or practice any religion when it is conveniant for them or they need something. Question When a car is repossessed, why does the person haveto pay the balance when they don't have the car? REALITY SAYS: You signed a contract when you bought the car, you are still obligated to fufil it even though you may not have the car in your posession. Question Why is it that your child/children wait until you get on the phone, in the bath tub, in a discussion with someone else and THEN decide to ask you a question? (I get this ALL of the time from my 7 yr. old.). REALITY SAYS: Simple, They are jealous that someone or something else has mommy's attention and they want it back. Question Why do some women (myself included)purchase an outfit or shoes and then NEVER wear them? (my husband says that he's putting a stop to that). REALITY SAYS: Wishful thinking and cognitive dissonance We fool oursleves into thinking that we'll lose weight, or find a shirt or pants to complete the outfit or outfit to go with the shoes. That is called wishful thinking. After we fail to find that something or lose the weight, we try to say that "it was a good deal", "I needed it anyway", or something of the sort to suport our inconsistisy of decisions that is called cognitive dissonance. Question why is it that you don't have to use the bathroom until you go to put the key in the door...so now you can't get the key in the door b/c your dancing trying not pee on yourself!! REALITY SAYS: You don't feel that you have to use the bathroom until you get home because you relax when you get there. Your body then gets to "focus" if you will. The muscle tension in your bladder fades away and you recognize that it is about to runneth over! I hope I have did you ladies a service feel free to send me more of your questions! Someone asked a question about psychics earlier which got me to thinking, NOW I have a question of my own If these people are such great psychics that can see the future. Why is it that none of them ar ever aware that the police are coming to arrest them for fraud! |
these are a good one...
--why do credit card company's send you a letter starting that you are pre-approved for a credit card and when you apply for it you are denied. --why is it when i ask my little nieces and nephews and god children why they did something wrong in school, they look at me with innocent eyes and state "i dunno?" --why did ms cleo call me today? --why do company offer free trials and then in the end ask you for money? --do do people send meaningless forwards about the GAPS free gift certficates?? to this day i am still puzzled? |
Okay...You know how in school they taught you things that "just is"? Well, i was always the one who asked why http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
1) Algebra: Why is it that a negative times a negative equals a positive. If I don't have something and I don't have it multiple times, then I shouldn't have that something, not have it! If anyone can send me a proof I would appreciate it...and please don't tell me it's because it just is...I want to know why, thanx. 2) Why is it that ONLY during your senior year in college, the stupid school wants to make your life as difficult as possible? Ex: Hold on your records, hold your diploma because of $0.75 of overdue books, a hold on records due to housing fees, etc. 3) Why is it that when doing homework, you stand up to get a snack and the pencil/pen that you were using ACTUALLY disappears. For real, I can never find it ever again after looking everywhere! 4) Why do some grandparents speak LOUDER on the phone when they know it's a long-distance call...(even after my mom tells her that I can still hear her, my grandma STILL speaks loud! lol. 5) Why is it that when your grade is SOOO close to the higher grade in the class, you always miss it by just ONE point!!! "Oh , Dang! If I could have just done this, or this, should have done that, etc." 6) Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway??? 7) How come RIGHT AFTER you go shopping and spend a good amount of your nice little pay check, something ALWAYS happens and then you needed that money you JUST spent? 8) Why does the universe has mostly "circular" objects? Why arent't they triangles or squares, or pentagons? 9)If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and there is none there to hear the tree fall, does the tree still make a sound? 10) Last but not least, when you experience "deja vu," is there really a "glitch in the system"? (LOL! For those of you who watched "The Matrix") No really, did you really do that before or was it just your mind? [This message has been edited by D.COM (edited May 26, 2001).] |
Hey, I have one:
Why do gas stations show the price as 9/10 of a cent??? Example: $1.73 9/10,They and WE know that that is $1.74......... ------------------ Alpha Kappa Alpha till the day I die! I am at home...... |
9)If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and there is none there to hear the tree fall, does the tree still make a sound? I finally know the answer to a question. My biology professor gave us this question for bonus points on a test. The answer is no the tree does not make a sound. Soundwaves are interpreted by the middle ear as being a sound if there are no ears to hear it and interpret the sound waves than it did not make a sound. It is like a deaf man standing by the tree his ear is not functioning properly to interpret the sound waves as being noise therefore he would not hear the sound. This is my take on the answer but some of our Biology professors disagree to this day about the answer. ------------------ #1 Tanzanite 29 Jewels of N.V. Spring "O1" Delta Delta Chapter Alabama A&M University |
Hehe, but animals have ears too. They must interpret sound by sound waves as well. So if there is NO LIFE FORM that can interpret sound waves, then the tree does not make a sound, but other than that, it does, right? It gets a little more complicated when you have things such as bats, insects, worms, etc. Each of these creatures have there own way of "feeling"/"hearing" sound waves. So then would you say that "sound" is ONLY interpretted as by the human ear, or other ways as well?
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D.COM:
You got me there because I have no idea. That is probably why the Biology professors are arguing today. When the question was posed to me it was as if it were pertaining to humans. By the way I am kind of new to the site, how do you bold my quotes b/c I have tried but failed. ------------------ #1 Tanzanite 29 Jewels of N.V. Spring "O1" Delta Delta Chapter Alabama A&M University |
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Soror, I thought it was just me! I really beleive that there are little Gremlins who wait for you to turn your back then they STEAL you pen/pencil and HIDE it. I can even hear them snickering in my ear!
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i saw this one on tv last night...
--if you spin a china man around several times and he becomes dizzy does he become Dis-Oriented? then yesterday this popped in my mind --why do you walk into a fish market and they never accept credit cards but they accept EBT cards (welfare) and the woman next you is buying up $200 worth of crab legs and shrimp ??? [This message has been edited by MaMaBuddha (edited May 30, 2001).] |
I only have one for today:
Why do unliked people keep tormenting others? Do they think, "If I harass her long enough, all of a sudden she'll like me?" Why? |
LOLOLOL! It's true it' soooo true...I have to constantly look for my pencil or pen...only on rare occasions do I find it on the floor, but that's very rare!
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Here are some more...
-Why does Miss Cleo send me emails now! And he aint from Jamaica, unless she from Jamaica, Queens!! -Why is Brandy hair line receding... -Why do people put expensive ass rims and sound on cheap cars (rims on a 89 Geo Metro that rattling down the street) -Why ------------------ As always...the inevitable, the divine, the epitome of womanhood! |
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http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif OOOH I have one: Why is it when you are driving (and you are lost and looking for somebody's house), you turn the radio/music down, as if turning down the radio is gonna make you see any better? Why do they pick the most ignorant person on the street to interview after a crime has happened??? (I guess all the intelligent folks were'nt home!) ------------------ To accomplish great things we must not only act but also dream not only plan, but also believe. -Anatole France *********** Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc. Epsilon Chapter Spring '01 #11 23 L.O.D. |
Why didn't Grandmama ever call me by my name? In all the 20 years of my life with her (Granny developed severe Alzheimers in '94 and didn't know who I was from then until she died in '99), she NEVER called me "Kelli" it was always "Sweet." I've noticed other Grannys do the same thing. Why is that?
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* Why do people get on the expressway and drive SLOW (i.e., anything under speed limit when not in rush hour traffic) in the FAST lane? Get the HELL over to the RIGHT! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif * Why do people call you from a blocked phone number and when they get the Privacy Manager, not say anything when it asks who's calling? Like you're REALLY going to answer phone then! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif * Why do guys ask you, "Can I be your friend?" after you've given them every excuse in the book for not being able to talk to them (i.e., "I got a man", "I don't give my number out", "I don't take numbers", "I'm a lesbian", etc, etc)? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif If I really wanted to be your friend, would I be spittin' excuses like that? Think about it! Okay, I think that's it for now. (WHEW, glad I got that off my chest) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif ------------------ S.H.A.D.E. 10-Lambda-SP00 Memphis Alumnae Chapter Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc. Lady of DSTinction |
ROFL!!! I only turn down the music when I am in the middle of an intersection or am going to make a turn! LOL!
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*Why is it that everytime I put my socks in the dryer, at least one comes up missing?
*Everytime I wear my hair down, why do some people ask me "Is that your hair?"-I HATE THAT! *When I go to McDonalds during my lunchbreak, why is there one idiot holding up the whole line trying to decide whether s/he should Super Size their meal?! *Why are there only 24 hours in a day? *Why does President http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif Bush's daughters get the easy way out for drinking while underage? *Why is there always that one co-worker that no one likes at everyone's job? ------------------ "Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own." Peace and God Bless *Classy_Diva5* |
Soror, I'm nodding my head.
I was in a corporate class and of course we were in the minority http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif and the instructor showed this video (he liked videos for some reason) to reinforce some of the concepts that were just introduced. Well, one of the videos included a man-on-the-street segment where the interviewees were asked various questions. WHY DID THEY KEEP COMING BACK TO SHENEEQUAH AND 'NEM!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/redface.gif They did manage to find one intelligent brotha but of course he had little face time. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif Quote:
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I HAVETO admit that I DO turn down the music when I get lost. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif It's amazing and oh soooo funny, now that I think about it.
I just thought of another one: Why do our parents decide that they want to pull out that NUDE baby picture of us when we were 5 months or the picture of us looking like SUPAFLY http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif in the 4th grade whenever our relatives or a new boyfriend comes over? This is for Southerners: Why is it that whenever our cousins from NY or NJ come down for the summer, we decide that we are all of a sudden from up North also (you KNOW we try to talk like them)? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif This is for those of us (probably MOST of us) who have been dumped while in college: Why does your boyfriend (6 months to a year) decide that he wants to dump us AFTER he's pledged a fraternity? Ladies, I kinda STILL have issues about this as you can see. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif Do babies and toddlers understand each other whenever they are babbling? Most of the time my son speaks this kind of Chinese-like dialect. I don't understand a word (I just PRETEND that I do). But I have a niece the same age and they seem to carry on conversations when they are together. What's up with THAT? |
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1. How do they get those lil slips of paper inside fortune cookies? Are they already inside when it's being fried?
2. Why are cars made to go to 140 mph or above when the speed limit is no more than 75 mph? 3. Why is it that you always realize you've locked your keys inside the car the second after you've closed the door? ------------------ "Unless you know the road you've come down, you cannot know where you are going" ~Temme proverb, Sierre Leone~ |
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why do people come on Talk shows and yell "Shut up!" or "Get out of my Business." and "Mind your own business" when yo ignant a$$ is the one on the show!!!
speaking of talk shows: why is jerry springer still on? why does everyone want to do lie detectors or boot camp? and who told jenny jones that having a man yell at kids backstage is bootcamp or that it would really change someone? |
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Why can't the newspaper finish the story on the same page instead on 4 and 5 pages later?
By time I get to the end I forget what story I wanted to finish. Why in textbooks when they refer to tables or figures they barely be on the same page? I like to look at the figures when I am reading about them. |
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Why is there a sign in most McDonalds that says "Ask for a picture menu".
If you can't read, how are you going to read that sign? |
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Hello peoples, I have to respond to this particularly because, there are people out there for many reasons who CANNOT read, who cannot SPEAK,etc. for whatever reason, disability, etc. IT IS A MEANS OF COMMUNICATION (picture cues)! This is the type of thing that I have been teaching my students, who are physically and mentally challenged for the past 9 months (5 YEARS). Many times we take things for granted or for a joke, because AT THIS PRESENT moment IT DOES NOT APPLY to us. BE very careful, because we don't know what will happen to us in the NEXT MINUTE, HOUR, OR SECOND. You,too could have a TBI (traumatic brain injury) or some kind of incident, on your way home or whatever, which will MAKE you have to use those SAME PICTURE MENUS you are referring to. |
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