Bushes = Thetas!??!!?!
 

Did y'all know the Bushes are Thetas? CUZ like I totally heard that the Bush twins AND their moms were like Thetas THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!

Let's make sure to discuss this fact in every political thread for the next four years mmmmmmkay??! Despite if it has no relevance whatsoever to the topic at hand!!!


BABS AND JENNA 4 PREZ in 2020!!!!

but isn't barbara the first a Pi Phi?? does that have any bearing on anything??

WHOA! That means that Jeb should be elected too since he's related to those Thetas!

OMGFYI Barbara Bush (the old one...like she's all wrinkly and crap) is a Pi Beta Phi...so of course anyone related to the Bush family should be elected. THEY R SOO KEWLIEZ!

Laura - theta @ SMU
Barbara - theta @ Yale
Jenna - theta @ UT-Austin

You guys, LIBBY DOLE! TRI DELT! OMG!

It's too bad I was like 13 when her husband was running for president . . . otherwise I could have been all about that.

WHAT WHAT! GO GREEK & MARRY A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

ANN COULTER IS A DG!!!

WITH THOSE CREDENTIALS SHE COULD TOTALLY BE PREZ!!!

OMG! I heard George Bush's brother's wife's sister's cousin's husband's sister is a ZTA. I'm totally voting for W now!!!!

GREEK LOVE!!!!

btw, Bob Dole is KAPPA SIG and so is my boyfriend. This means I now love Bob Dole! YAY!

whoa...do you know what that means?

WE COULD ALL BE PREZ!!!11111

THIS IS TOTALLY MY PLAN.

LOOK FOR ME IN THE WHITE HOUSE IN THIRTY YEARS YALL WHEN I AM OLD AND WRINKLY.

eeewwww....please use botox...THINK OF THE KIDS!

AND THE PUPPIES!

BOTOX IS NOT GOOD FOR POLITICAL FIGURES AND THOSE RELATED TO THEM -- look at Mr. Kerry!

I shall age gracefully . . . well, at least, naturally. IF BARBARA CAN DO IT SO CAN I.

"BARNEY! BARNEY!"

Cheney's wife is a Theta too I believe

Oh my gosh, it's a THETAOCRACY.

Thetas are hot.

-Rudey

Totally. Cheney's wife . . . I'd hit it.

threesome with dick?

Apparently some ladies like Dick.





:(

Can we get this thread back on track here?

Your parody thread skills are weak - luckily I'll be holding classes next semester jackmoves.

You might as well love her since Bush and Cheney are in charge for four more years and people have voted them in.

-Rudey

Don't hate.

I think I can handle it, but only because their wives and kids and all are Thetas.


Dude, if they were GDIs I'd probably have slit my wrists by now.

THANK GOD THE FATE OF THE COUNTRY LIES IN THE HANDS OF GREEKS.

I know. I've been basking in the fact that they'll be leaving a great legacy on our country for many years to come.

-Rudey

You guys, I'm totally going to sponsor Dick Cheney for alumna initiation.

And... didja know Laura Bush's daddy was a Mason? Thus, both Laura and the kids are eligible for membership in OES. :)

OMGWTFBBQ Condoleezza Rice is an AXO!!! :eek:

i'm a lover, not a hater

































mostly i just parody other peoples' threads so like uhhhhh get out of my house beeyatch

Darn it valkyrie, I wanted to sponser him :(

OH NOEZ HE IS MINE.

DID YOU GUYS know the first lady of IDAHO (no! you daho!) is a GAMMA PHI BETA?

It makes me way glad I'm dating a right winger so someday I too can be the first lady of a flyover state.

lol

Oh HAYLE no.

Be fair yo. Alpha Phi needs to share the wealth. :p

Damn right, it's Gamma Phi's turn again.

Such mockery of Thetas.

I love it. You all hate Thetas? You all are annoyed by Theta? Who gives a crap if they are Thetas. You all are still annoyed that Bush won. Now you take it out on his daughters?

well I give all of you and the Bush twins this. You may be attention whores.

but...


ATLEAST THEY AREN'T FAT LIKE MOST OF YOU


Oh well, fat chicks need lovin too right?

HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!

-Rudey

Jeezus Bobby, put down the blunt every once in a while. :rolleyes:

OH.

MY.

GOD.

LMAO!

Wow this is the most useless thread i have ever seen next to the " How to make boys love you" one.


But i still enjoyed it for a bit.

My earring hole is bleeding.