Tall Tales of moe.ron
 

I heard that moe.ron killed a man with nothing but a pair of nail clippers and a Bee Gees vinyl album.

Re: Tall Tales of moe.ron
 

arya once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

Really? I heard that he likes to watch dogs going at it while he sits & drinks a beer.

I heard he likes to run up and down the streets naked while talking like Yoda.

If you say moe.ron's name 13 times while looking into a mirror in a dark room, you can summon Beelzebub himself.

LMAO!!! That was him??? He went by my neighborhood last week doing just that while the girls & I sat on the lawn & laughed at his "shortcomings"

arya and i went out for a drink one day, and walked around and around but weren't able to find a bar. we finally reached a vacant lot, and he made me sit down, saying "we're here." We sat for 8 months, until some guys showed up with some wood and started a building. Sure enough, they built the bar right around us - we took a shot of whisky as soon as it opened, then arya burned the place down, screaming "ALWAYS LEAVE THINGS THE WAY YOU FOUND THEM"

I heard he once killed a man in Vegas, just to watch him die.

I heard he had a big blue ox named Babe, oh, and that he used to walk around the countryside planting apple trees.

yeah i heard the character of 'johnn appleseed' was based on arya, but they added the apples and took out the raping men.









(moe.ron, not a cut on you, it's from a bill brasky skit i swear!)

I heard that arya once crafted a boat out of plywood and buffalo hide and sailed across the Pacific, just to get some decent teryaki chicken.

I heard that Arya single handedly killed the entire Botswanan mafia with a red Swingline stapler because one of them insulted Pink Floyd.

They say arya did two tours of Vietnam . . . one day I was eating at a diner in texas and my waiter was an 8 foot tall, 400 pound asian man. I asked him his name - sure enough, it was ho dang arya!

Once I saw moe.ron drinking coffee at a Starbucks that was inside a Walmart.

moe.ron taught Jimi Hendrix how to play the guitar.

He also taught Miles Davis how to play the trumpet.

Remember Watergate? Arya was Deepthroat.

He taught KSig RC how to play the skin flute.

J/K J/K LOLOLOL

except for me, he's fathered every poster in this thread

I heard he was cryogenically frozen 100 years ago and is now back to help save the planet.

I heard he deflowered both Bush twins. They're Thetas, btw.

moe.ron knows the final digit of pi.

I heard that moe.ron voted a straight Republican ticket.

In TEXAS.

arya once skinned a cow using a pocket knife and picnic utensils, then wore the hide around for months during the winter while living off the carcass - they say, in the end, he ate every last bit of that cow, bones included.

Those times when there was only one set of footprints were when moe.ron was carrying you.

i heard one time he had SEX! . . . . with a girl. He didn't even kiss her, just took her to town.

moe.ron knows the location of Jimmy Hoffa

I heard that girl was Lil' Hannah.

ohsnap

He was in South Africa and I was in the US! That is the wonder of moe.ron.

I heard he had a trouser anaconda. This confirms it.

he's hung like the atlantic

arya is sponsored by Geico.

I heard that Arya has fallen and can't get up.

arya forced bobby kennedy to make him a sandwich, then complained that there was too much mayo

I heard he knows how to do the safety dance.

I heard that Sean Connery modeled his James Bond after Arya.

I just heard, from a very reliable source, that Arya just finished constructing his own light sabre!

I heard that moe.ron/Arya got angry when DeltAlum beat him in the Song Name Game over on the Entertainment board.

I hear moe.ron can throw the pill.