Sisterhood Pledge for Summer Fashion
 

I thought this was hilarious and wanted to share with the GC family.

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...n/director.gifPlease raise your big toes and repeat after me:

As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes.

I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and
chip-free.

I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and
yellow.

I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend,
coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay
under my toes if I tuck it there.

If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it. I will not live in corn denial, rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholls if my feet need him.

I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into
the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.

I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

If I have been privvy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated.

I will be brutually honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals.
Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.

The End

Yeah they were. I had a pair of YELLOW Jellies and let me tell you how terrible my fashion sense sometimes was. This is between, me & you http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif.

In the 5th grade, in the winter, in Ohio, I wore to school one day, I am feeling http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif right now as I have a visual flashback http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif of this outfit. Okay here it is, keep in mind this was back in the day when big shirts and stirrup stretch pants were in style. I wore a white with tiny baby blue polka dots, black stirrup pants, and them dang on yellow jelly shoes!! I was http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif huh?? Worse thing I planned that outfit http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif
Okay now that you are done LYAO @ me http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif, please post what you hope NOT to see this summer!

Oh my lawd!

I am crying I am laughing so hard. This is too funny.

Thanks!

LMAO!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif I am sending this to ALL my girlfriends.

LMAO!!

This one is really funny, because I remember when I was about 11yrs old (probably a little bit older) and I had some jelly shoes from payless or k-mart and they used to be so sweaty!! But thats okay cause they were cool back then. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

One of my friends sent me this yesterday as well and I thought it was crazy funny. I sent it to so many people it's not even funny.

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Peace
KL

This is wayyyy too funny... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif

I can tell you what I hope not to see this spring/summer (even though I probably will):

1. Since we are on the feet thing, can I please please please not see acrylic toenails?????? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif

2. Can I please not see women wearing tank tops/sleeveless tops, and their bra straps are showing. (you know what I mean, you just HAVE to wear some tops with a strapless!)

3. Can I please not see women/children with powder all over their chest and necks, and some times on their chin (and it's visible) so they can stay cool. You know, I didn't know people still DID that...until I started my internship at a middle school...those kids are funny. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

That's all for now, I'm working!!!

PrettyPetite

Folx, pedicures are NOT expensive. In fact, you can even give yourself a pedicure with just a few simple tools. It Works!! Sooooo, the golden rule:

THOU SHALL NOT FORGO PEDICURES DURING SANDAL SEASON.

Amen.

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MCCOYRED
Mu Psi '86
BaltCo Alumnae

Dynamic...Salient...Temperate...Since 1913

LMAO:D
- Now i have to RUN and get a serious pedicure!!!!!!!

As we celebrate the first day of spring :cool:

As a new initiate of the CGS, I want to say thanks for bringing this back up. It made my day!

I also want to remind people to exfoliate AND moisturize regularly. You can cut diamonds on my husband's heels.

You need to treat your husband to a pedicure.:D

Just got my pedicure on Tuesday. It's lovely, in the 70s in SoCal, and I'm sporting Ann Taylor black sandals with hot pink toenail polish.:cool:

Okay, I've got to know... what IS Foot Soup?

this is going out to all of my sisters, straight-away!

Sweaty, wet feet.:o

laughin at this thread...
 

Aight now......

1. There is NO reason for you to feel comfortable wearing sandals when you know your toenails are as yellow as the sun.

2. Can we PLEASE take some time to hit the much neglected back of the foot and ankle that we seem to think DOES NOT need lotion. (That back sandal strap is bout to start a fire with all that friction)

3. AND while you are at it..don't forget to mosturize in between the toes as well.

4. Now I am by no means a skinny girl, but for the thicker sistas out there can we band together and stop the madness. Follow this motto : "Just because they make it in your size, does NOT mean that you have to wear it".

5. NOT EVERY GUY needs to wear a wife beater. If your wearing a small and it looks like an XXL...just let it go.

6. The lil strap up sandals are cute, but if you start to loose feeling in your legs from the knee down....those probably aren't for you.

7. If the fellas want to wear wife beaters can we PLEASE keep those nasty deoderant balls under your arms to a MINIMUM..it is NOT cute.:mad:

thats all for now:)

One more rule can the fellas please not wear doo rags, baseball caps, and headbands at the same time that seems to be a trend that needs to be stopped now.

Friday was the first day of spring and I already seen enough nasty feet to make me gag!

And it seems like the worse feet someone has the more they want to show it. Sandals aren't enough for them. One must go everywhere and their grandma barefoot :eek: Chipped nails, yellow nails, hairy feet, stank feet, crusty heels, manicured toes, and just plain ugly a$$ feet by nature are propped on the car dashboard, walking to 7-11, hanging out the car windows :eek:, at church :rolleyes:. D, girl, college ministry is not the appropiate place to walk around barefoot with long bold green rainbow glittered toenails and black soles (dang did she walk around in soot or something :confused: ).

On a more lighter lighter note, CTFU at the many men w/ feet fetishes like my dad and brother. They be staring at feet like its T&A.

I was recommend for membership

another summer fashion that i noticed that needs to stop:

wearing shirts with words on them to the club
it's a club for a reason
please dress appropriately
that includes footwear made circa 2002

Today is the first day of spring. . .

Here are some tips I received from a poster on another message board. :)

We're just days away from Spring and if you're like me, your hands and feet have taken a beating this winter. No more hiding under boots and gloves, get those tips ready to clutch Spring's hottest handbags and those toes ready for their open-toed close-up! Follow these recipies and your hands and feet are sure to be a perfect ten — I mean twenty:).

Ingredients:

Oatmeal (uncooked)
Cocoa Butter
Cornmeal
Avocado
Honey
Almonds
Hazlenuts
Essential oils: almond, olive, vitamin E, jojoba, avocado (available at health food stores)


Tools:

Blender
Measuring cups
Measuring spoons (teaspoon and tablespoon)
Nutcracker
Moisture socks and gloves (available at drugstores)
Containers to store your new self-made treasures


Almond-Jojoba Nail & Cuticle Treatment

2 tablespoons almond oil
2 tablespoons jojoba oil
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 teaspoon vitamin E oil or 3-4 vitamin E capsules broken open


Mix all ingredients and stir until texture is the consistency of syrup. Soak clean, polish-free nails in warm water for ten minutes and dry. Massage treatment into nails and cuticles. Reapply after washing hands and feet or bathing. Recipe makes enough for two hand treatments and two foot treatments. Instantly relieves dry cuticles.

Avocado Hand Rub

1 ripe avocado, peeled and pitted
1/4 cup oatmeal
1/4 cup almond oil
1/4 cup olive oil
1/4 cup water


Peel avocado, dig out contents and discard the peel. Blend avocado, oatmeal, almond oil, and olive oil in blender until smooth. Reduce blender speed to low and gradually add water until paste is like pudding. Massage paste into hands in a circular motion. Rinse with tepid water and pat dry. Use weekly for best results. This made my hands feel fresh and new. As a little bonus, I used the pit of the avocado to massage my hand while I applied the cream.

Cornmeal & Pumice Foot Scrub

1/2 cup dry cornmeal
2 tablespoons avocado oil
1 pumice stone


This is the easiest of the hand and foot recipes. Mix cornmeal and avocado oil together, spread on feet, paying careful attention to calloused areas, and rub vigorously with pumice stone. Rinse when done. Leaves feet feeling soft like butter and gets rid of dead, dry, flaky skin.

Nightime Hazelnut & Honey Hand and Foot Paste

1/4 cup shelled hazelnuts or almonds
1/4 cup dry oatmeal
3 tablespoons cocoa butter
2 tablespoons honey


Place nuts in blender and chop until ground, but not powderlike. Combine oatmeal, cocoa butter, honey, and ground nuts in a bowl and mix to a wet, paste-like texture. Rub onto hands and feet and put on cotton moisture socks and gloves. Leave on overnight and rinse the next morning with cool water during shower or bath. You can substitute regular socks and gloves for moisture socks and gloves. Just be sure to use pairs you're not too worried about getting a bit dirty.

(Recipes from Secrets of the Spas: Pamper & Vitalize Yourself at Home)

Five Tips to Keep Nails Healthy

1. Never use your nails as tools. Doing so causes weakness that leads to cracked, split and broken nails.

2. Wear rubber gloves when doing dishes or dealing with cleaning agents or other harsh chemicals.

3. Give yourself a manicure and pedicure once a week. Make them a necessity, not a luxury.

4. Massage oil onto cuticles several times a day to keep them moisturized.

5. Drink lots of water to restore the body's lost fluids.

wow! that was a serious style back then! (remember when after a while youre heel woud hurt from the strap, and when they'd come loose in youre sock?) please dont bring it back!

can we please ban shirts that have the following phrases:

• pimp/pimpette
• cutie
• hottie
• 69
• (the year you were born)
• princess

(yall know the rest) it is nasty and tacky. and can we extend this ban to women over 40, big stomachs, and girls under 16?

ttt

I kid y'all not. I saw a shirt the other day that said "I have a tight p*ssy"! And there was a young "lady" in the store purchasing one. :eek:

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DAYUM!

COSIGN!

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TTT for the 05
 

Soror SmlWonder, thanks for the reminder

Re: TTT for the 05
 

Anytime, although I am out of order today with the feet. I put on some sandals on today (it is 75 here in Memphis) and my toes are just as bare as they want to be, but my heels are not ashy. I got my manicure today during lunch and my nail lady asked when we were going to do the pedicure.

Attention All Plus Size Women: When selecting your summer outfits this year, PLEASE keep the following statement in mind:

Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean that you should wear it!!!


I am plus sized (but slowly making my way back to misses) and I know that I cannot and will not wear certain things because I know that I have ample hips. Every summer, I see women here in Saginaw who know that they have too much booty for booty shorts, too much tank for tank tops. It's insane!! Stop the madness ladies!! Plus size women don't have to relegated to the tents and the moo-moos! You can still look nice but everything is NOT for everyone!! Choose your outfits with care this summer!!

This has been a public service announcement from 9dstpm.

TMI, and probably false!

Ok, Mr. #1 Leading Lady was all over my shouldner on this thread and per his request he said for the summer he doesn't want to see anyone wearing Apple Bottom jeans unless they have apples.......so this truly excludes me because right now he said I am a strong grape:o

Out of Control!

This thread is too much!

It will be 81 here in Charlotte this weekend and I know before I let me feet show, I will be getting a pedicure. :D

Oh girl I can't believe you just said that. I've known my fair share of people who have that problem. It looks like someone just slapped them with powder. Is that their way of letting people know that they are clean today :rolleyes:

Also I would like to add:

If you have overage at your waist then LOW RIDERS ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!!:mad: Now that we can shed some of our heavier layers I am starting to see thing that make my eyes water and burn. Smedium is not a size in case you didn't know.....:rolleyes:

back to our regular scheduled program....

Re: Sisterhood Pledge for Summer Fashion
 

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:eek: :( :eek: :(

Soror, somebody I know was about to purchase on that said "I Give Good He*d" but we all threatened not to go out with her if she wore it. Plus, I had to personally pull her to the side and give her "the talk". Totally innappropriate.

O.H. D.A.Y.U.M.:eek: :eek: :eek: Some things do not need to be advertised.:(

Aw DAYUM!!

Yall just hating...it takes real talent to put your neck and back into it.

:eek:

I mean

:)

^^^LOL!